what's something u silently judge people for vol....u just gonna let ya baby cry wen im watchin dis

At least you keep it funky.

All the warning signs are there.

This one chick I know, her aun' has 2 kids with this dude.

He has 8 kids total, and she knew he had kids before, and wasn't a good pops.

How you gonna sleep with someone like that and get pregnant? Then get pregnant again?

Wtf?

Not tryna be funny, but some dudes just got the juice like that.

Srs.

My homeboy ain't ****, fresh out off a short bid and everything.

Bruh puts me to shame.

He don't even have a place to call his.

These ******* be straight on it!

Bad ******* too.
 
So if someone lets out a rank *** silent fart right near you then you would just laugh about it?

You know when you laugh and smile but still have that disgusted look on your face? I don't care how old I am, I will always find farts funny. Literally the funniest thing ever. The sounds, the smells, the strategic time and location when these farts are placed. The moments when you'll tell your coworker or whoever, hey I got something for you, and just let one rip.
 
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-People who complain about not having any money when every time you see them they have a bag of fast food...I don't think people realize how quickly eating out drains your $.

-Black women with blonde wigs...cut that goofy **** out, you look crazy as hell. I'm biased because my mother wore her natural hair my whole life.

-People who turn their signal on and leave it on after they've changed lanes. People who don't signal at all. These irk me.
 
You know when you laugh and smile but still have that disgusted look on your face? I don't care how old I am, I will always find farts funny. Literally the funniest thing ever. The sounds, the smells, the strategic time and location when these farts are placed. The moments when you'll tell your coworker or whoever, hey I got something for you, and just let one rip.

Man I gotta lay one right now. (Got the beer farts) but I'm in the office and I got a girl coworker sitting right next to me. The thing is just dying to crack out right now :x
 
Hold it maaaaan...hold dat ****


Just go to a happy place for a minute and release the kracken later b
 
Letting your infant play on a dirty *** floor in a public place (not a park...but restaurant, etc.) - JUDGED.

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what does a selfie stick do that your arm can't? Oooohhhh...I get an extra 3 feet...Oooohhhh
 
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