I Can't Trust You If.....

jjs07

jjs07

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Gotta give the homie, @Freeze his due for the thread idea...

Let's go:

I can't trust you if you have a goatee like this:

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U just a snake to me, bruh.

I also can't trust u if you are snackin' outta the bulk bins at the grocery store.
 
I can't trust you if you willingly wear Bow Ties other than to formal events
 
--I can't trust you if you're a black man with NO facial hair. You're snitching if your side burns don't at least pass the middle of your ear.

--I can't trust you if you scoop your food on your fork with your thumb. You're TOO hungry and might stab me for the last Pringle.

--I can't trust you if you pour water into a cup that just had milk in it without rinsing the cup. Cloudy water = cloudy morals.

--If you're a woman with a gut AND a tight t-shirt. You just don't have enough dambs to be around me.
 
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I can't trust (your cooking) if you have a messy car interior.
 
If youre a drug addict
If you like your steak well done
If youre like "so and so didnt want me to say anything but"
If you smoke mid or reggie and wear sandals
If youre a cop
 
sckid20 said:
If youre a drug addict
If you like your steak well done
If youre like "so and so didnt want me to say anything but"
If you smoke mid or reggie and wear sandals
If youre a cop
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See now I didn't think this was shady but now I do since you brought it up
 
-Can't trust u if you can't throw a baseball.

-Can't trust u if you selling something on the train.

-Can't trust u if you don't devein ur shrimp.

-Can't trust u if you got braids (word to A.I.) and wearing a suit.

-Can't trust u if u work at a mall kiosk.
 
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Lol @ not trusting cats who wear timbs....son dont trust new york

If Youre a bandwagon fan
 
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If you wear timbs and shorts and the timbs are not black or wheat ill straight up act like i dont eem speak english
 
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