Donald Trump is running for president

Is just obvious scare tactics. But it works. Arrogant Americans think that everyone is planning to attack us. So we must get them first.
 
Lets all be honest debates are fun but humans are shallow, a lot of these guys presidential chances are DOA.



Chris Christie: You can be fat, you can be and ***, but you can't be both in a america be president. We gonna look at your jiggly jowls and were and also deal with your gaping *** holishness? Nah b.

Huckabee: Not an ******* but definitely fat that tummy tuck ain't fooling anyone, plus we not letting someone name "Huckabee" run the free world.

Ben Carson: look man many of us were wrong about ever seeing a black president, but be serious, there's not going to be "consecutive black presidents" let alone one whos voice sounds like it's stuck in permanent falsetto. Dude speaks like a high pitched Bill Belichik, mumbling through the whole debate.

Scott Walker: Can't be president with hair plugs that bad. **** is falling apart, and his face just looks dirty, just greasy. a great man once said "wash ya face b".

Rick Perry: When you have to start wearing glasses to convince people you know how to read, you can't be president. Sorry.

Rand Paul. Can't use s-curl activator and be president. and I like Rand.
 
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I believe in a higher power myself... but please separate your damn faith from government. 
 
As a conservative, bringing up god is pointless. we aren't a theocracy and the point is to keep religion and government separate...

John Kasich surprised me, dude could be a low key VP target.
 
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Lets all be honest debates are fun but humans are shallow, a lot of these guys presidential chances are DOA.



Chris Christie: You can be fat, you can be and ***, but you can't be both in a america be president. We gonna look at your jiggly jowls and were and also deal with your gaping *** holishness? Nah b.

Huckabee: Not an ******* but definitely fat that tummy tuck ain't fooling anyone, plus we not letting someone name "Huckabee" run the free world.

Ben Carson: look man many of us were wrong about ever seeing a black president, but be serious, there's not going to be "consecutive black presidents" let alone one whos voice sounds like it's stuck in permanent falsetto. Dude speaks like a high pitched Bill Belichik, mumbling through the whole debate.

Scott Walker: Can't be president with hair plugs that bad. **** is falling apart, and his face just looks dirty, just greasy. a great man once said "wash ya face b".

Rick Perry: When you have to start wearing glasses to convince people you know how to read, you can't be president. Sorry.

Rand Paul. Can't use s-curl activator and be president. and I like Rand.
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That last question is trash, it's not something that gives you clear understanding of the candidates vision.
 
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