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Who will represent the Western Conference in the NBA Finals?

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its a comfortable 22 degrees out here in Vancouver today
that's below freezing tho 
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not srs
 
George Karl proved he could win 50 something games with Ty Lawson as his best player.

2013 Nuggets anyone? He'll figure it out.
Karl won without Melo. I'm sure he can without Cousins.


That's what they said about Melo [emoji]128064[/emoji].

50+ wins. #3 seed in the West. Coach of the year. Then fired smh lol.
He relied on the altitude to his advantage. He got completely exposed to GSW in the playoffs. He hasnt bee successful since Melo.
 
i give george credit for not going postal coaching those elite knuckleheads

the job he did with the post melo team was impressive, when he pushed the lakers to seven gms. just saying
 
Well, I found some of my best stuff. I know there's more on the site somewhere. But this is the gist of everything.


"Karl is the hot chick, like an 8, girl looks right in all the right places, fills out that bra nicely, got them yoga pants lookin TASTY.

Then you slip all them clothes off and climb aboard, and the ***** don't move right. :smh: She don't move her legs in the right places, can't get no rhythm goin, got your stroke all choked up, it's all bumpy and rough waters, just a plain mess. So you try somethin else, maybe she'll tongue ya down or somethin, make it right that way, only her teeth all in the way, scratchin you and ****. Squeezin your pair like she's tryin to break them outta jail or somethin, got you gaspin for breath and what not, just tryin to get her clothes back on so she look good again. She's an 8 in clothes, but a -2 in bed.

Don't nobody got time for that. We don't want that ****. We want a 7.5 in clothes, and a 38 when the lights go out. Someone that leaves you out of breath. Beggin for more. Girl that can straighten you out with a single touch."


You rang?

What would you like to know?

You want his .599 regular season winning percentage vs his .432 playoff percentage?

Or that he's been out in round 1 8 of the last 9 years.

Or how he's lost as a 1 seed (with HC obviously) a 3 seed, 4 seed, 5 seed, 7 seed, 8 seed, pick a seed, if he didn't make the playoffs, he'd still be out in round 1.

His 4 BEST playoff runs read like this, 10-6, 13-8, 10-8, and 10-9. Barely over .500 in even his best runs as a head coach, in almost 3 full decades.

80-105 in the postseason, having coached Gary Payton, Shawn Kemp, Ray Allen, Carmelo, + tons of other solid vets like Detlef, Nate McMillan, Ty Lawson, Billups, Iverson, etc etc.

Not multiple title worthy players, but certainly decent enough to make it to round 2 once in a while. Not once in a decade like he's been pacing himself.


Do you need more?


The man been out in round 1 14 times in 22 playoffs.

Been to the conference Finals 3 times in 25 years.

Been to rd 2 once since 2001.

9 of his last 10 year's were rd 1 exits.

He lost TWO games in a conference finals because his team couldn't inbound the ball out of a timeout, in the same series!!!!

He waited til the 4th(!!!!!!) game of the NBA Finals to put his best defender on Michael, Jordan. Literally took 3 losses for him to figure that out.


He's got twenty five years of excuses. People, the sky is blue, water is wet, George Karl sucks.


Awww man, again? Can’t someone just copy and paste one of my old ones? It still applies.

Cliff notes are better.

Dude has made the playoffs a ton. He has more one and dones than Peyton Manning does.

Karl has lost in the first round with home court as a 1 seed, a 2 seed, a 3 seed and a 4 seed. Meaning he spreads his suck around.

He’s made 3 “runs” in like 20+ years. The 96 Sonics, one of his Bucks squads (01???) and the 09 Nuggets.

He’s coached like 25+ years and somehow has a losing record in the playoffs, when you really only need to win one single series every once in a while to pad your stats, he can’t even do that.

Damn near every other damn team he’s had is out in round 1 like clockwork. With a whimper no less.

He lost two games in the 09 Conference Finals when he couldn’t get his team to inbound the ball properly. TWO!!

He was down 3-0 before he decided to put his best defensive player on the other team’s best offensive player. Then they suddenly won two games. :rofl: :rofl:


He’s great from November thru mid-April. Once it says “playoffs” before every game, he’s done. Not sure if he’s planning his vacations, or what.

Now he’s running the Sacramento Kings. What could go wrong there?


Heh, only took about 90 seconds to type this, I didn’t really do much review work or anything, so I may be off a stat or two. I apologize.


The actual totals now that I have a minute.

He has a .600 winning percentage in the regular season, but he's TWENTY FIVE games below .500 in the playoffs. :lol:

The year he won coach of the year, he lost in round 1. Year before that, round 1. Year before that, round 1, year before that, are you gettin the picture?



How do you have a 600 winning percentage over the course of 1,900 regular season games, but in 200 playoff games you have a .432????? And that's WITH homecourt most years, against lesser teams.


He's great in 82 games. He's horrible in 7 game sets when all you have to do is study and focus on his team for 2 weeks. He can't adjust and attack your weaknesses, and he damn sure can't stop you from attacking his. When you have 24 hours to fly from New York to Boston to then wherever Karl coaches, yeah, he can beat you cuz you haven't had time to look at his team. When you do, it's a wrap. Every year.


Next time, someone just use this for any requests. Searchin all this stuff down is exhausting. :lol:
 
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