THE 2015 NBA PRE SEASON THREAD: BEST WISHES TO LAMAR ODOM

[rck3sactown]

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what is this

yacht penis.

 

[jc619er]

I may be biased, but I think this might be the greatest day ever in the history of the Internet and Social Media.

And let it be written that on July 8, 2015 the great Twitter emoji battle for DeAndre Jordan was waged. #Legendary.

HAHAHA! Too true.

 

[nelson999]

other than possibly Matthews backing out of Dallas, who else would change because of this?

And Matthews still might not, he signed with Dallas before DJ and when DJ was still "unsure" what he was going to do

 

[mr marcus]

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I don't get it

Edit: ohhhhh nvm

 

[rck3sactown]

Doc sits down with DeAndre as Drake plays in the background...



"I'm just sayin you can do betterrrr"

I'm sayin, if it's a group of like 10 from the Clippers

They all just get in a line and one by one start reciting Drake lines to Jordan

 

[Peep Game]

 
@ArashMarkazi 
 17m17 minutes ago


Clippers felt Jordan was being pushed to sign with Dallas by his reps. They bypassed normal channel of communication for this meeting.

 
@ArashMarkazi 
 17m17 minutes ago


Clippers breaking "unwritten" rules left and right for this last-ditch meeting with Jordan but in their minds it's worth it if he returns.

Someone asked when does Cuban ever not win. It may be right now

 

[phar0]

@Mospeights16: [emoji]127942[/emoji][emoji]128141[/emoji]

*drops mic*

 

[Based Jesus]

@WojYahooNBA: Sources: Conversations that Clippers teammates have had w/ DeAndre Jordan in past 24 hours give players confidence he'll return to them.

If he does he'll take Chris' spot as chief asteriskboy.

 

[nick.]

the NBA >>>>

 

[akajae]

@paulpierce34 [emoji]9855[/emoji]

Underrated post

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I don't get it

Edit: ohhhhh nvm

Think Parsons tweeted a plane emoji then the JJ, Blake and CP3 tweeted responded with their own emojis.

CP3s "banana boat" emoji was in reference to a picture of him riding a banana boat a few days ago.

 

[d3si]

@Mospeights16: [emoji]127942[/emoji][emoji]128141[/emoji]

*drops mic*

Marreese Speights ‏@Mospeights16 · 1m1 minute ago
With a [emoji]128141[/emoji] I take that over a tweet any day

RT @CHRxS_O: @Mospeights16 missed a dunk tho

 

[freeze]

somehow...I have a feeling 'basketball reasons' is on the horizon..

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

anybody can literally sign anybody still. aint no contracts been signed. LMA can go back to portland still if he wants too.

Or the lakers....

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other than possibly Matthews backing out of Dallas, who else would change because of this?


And Matthews still might not, he signed with Dallas before DJ and when DJ was still "unsure" what he was going to do

There were talks of dallas and la working a sign and trade for lin so that's probably dead

 

[hymen man]

I don't get it

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[VinMillerHearn58]

legit tears right now.

 

[lynchpin33]

Thread was calming down as free agency was, didn't think it would get going until Bron signed. Glad I was wrong this is entertaining.

 

[akajae]

Mo Speights tho??

 

[freeze]

I don't get it

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bruhhhhh who the hell is that grinding on the back???/ hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha sus af b

 

[jc619er]

@Mospeights16: [emoji]127942[/emoji][emoji]128141[/emoji]

*drops mic*

Where's the bricks go ahead dunk in a finals game emoji.

 

[julius wrek]

@netw3rk: *Ballmer frantically trying to install emojis on a Windows phone*

 

[nelson999]

Slimeball Fegan...

@michaeleaves

"Feeling within DJ’s family is that Dan Fegan was pushing DJ to sign with Mavs. Fegan also represents Parsons and is tight with Cuban."

 

[shoeking2102]

This is wild man 

Incredible stuff. You can't make this up. 

The NBA man. Gotta love it lol

 

[nelson999]

 

 

I don't get it

 

bruhhhhh who the hell is that grinding on the back???/ hahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahaha sus af b

lebby

 

[Quincy McCall]

yacht penis.

Ahhhh... I see

 

[mr marcus]

I don't get it

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