You know you live in the hood when....vol lemme git some kool aid on dat dere pickle

You see a 79 Cadillac in the backyard on bricks

When I gas station is a literally across the street
 
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Mister Softee ice cream trucks.

Sneakers with shoelaces thrown over the telephone wire.

Rolling dice in front of the bodega.

On a hot summer day opening up the fire hydrant.

The rims cost more than the car that they are on.

No heat, using the oven to warm up the house.

Avoiding the supermarket the 1st week of the month.

You didn't see the shooter, but heard the shots and automatically know what kind of gun it was.
 
Mister Softee ice cream trucks.

Sneakers with shoelaces thrown over the telephone wire.

Rolling dice in front of the bodega.

On a hot summer day opening up the fire hydrant.

The rims cost more than the car that they are on.

No heat, using the oven to warm up the house.

Avoiding the supermarket the 1st week of the month.

You didn't see the shooter, but heard the shots and automatically know what kind of gun it was.

why it seem like you googled this bruh :lol:
 
You can get your hair braided on the corner.

People always hanging outside no matter what time it is.

The corner store sells clothes, local rap cds, sneakers, subs, boiled peanuts, and alcoholic drinks you thought they stopped making.

Police regularly place surveillance vans around the neighborhood.

Smoking weed in the street is regular.

People selling bbq on the corner till 3 in the morning when the club lets out.

Drug spots are an integral part of the community.
 
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You know you live in el barrio when,

They got dudes outside of academy sellin fake jordans

Elote man outchea husslin

The corner store has polo vnecks wit the extra thick v neck

.50¢ newports

Bums bein straight up sayin they just want a beer no food

Ya girls cousins mommas sister in laws aunt has a santa muerte in her trailer wit bananas and snickers

Everyone jams z-ro and spm

Chicks go half nekkid to walmart

Your neighbor asks if you wana buy foodstamps

Ghetto bird patrollin

OP knows..
 
You in the hood when you see a pawn shop and liquor store close to one another and when you see cigarillo, mild tips and/or flaming hot cheetos bags on the ground. Learn to read the signs
 
You in the hood when you see a pawn shop and liquor store close to one another and when you see cigarillo, mild tips and/or flaming hot cheetos bags on the ground. Learn to read the signs

Son I seen a store that sold liquor. Jewelry and insurance
 
Forgot about a BIG sign indicating you are in the hood. When you see a teddy bear memorial posted, you my friend, are in the hood
 
When you have we tip ads on billboards. Men in good clothes trying to ask for 1.00 for gas. Corn seller in mini vans. Somebody buys a whip and a person living near gets something similar. Lol I can go on. People that shouldnt be in your business is. Stalled Luxury whips.
 
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The Mr.Softy ice cream truck rolls through at like 9pm...I've even seen 10pm recently

There's a corner store Bodega and Chinese store on damb near every corner and have bootlegs dvds behind the counter.

when the block has the fire hydrant on in the summertime for the kids.

There's some middle eastern owned shop selling oils religious garb, fake clothing, phones, knock off ipods.
 
Kool-Aid on a pickle???

Anywho... you know you grew up in (East) Flatbush when:

  • you wouldn't mind taking dolla vans over the bus
  • you wouldn't hesitate to buy jerk chicken from a dude grilling on his stoop/porch/sidewalk
  • girls don't twerk, they wine & bubble
  • your just likely to buy top up as you are to buy a phone card
  • 8 key businesses: asian liquor store, arab corner store, black barbershop, korean beauty store, mexican/hispanic green grocer, chinese food store, black caribbean restaurants

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When you get approached by "Keep kids off the street" candy sellers.
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When pizza hut wont gi into the apartments, they call you to meet them at the gate
 
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