OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

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I still laugh like it's the original day
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Oh my god the roast was on that day.

Just went through 20 pages of that thread. 
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80% of our fans are the worst kind of bandwagoners. Most probably think Brian Blades is a TMNT villain and Cortez Kennedy was a Massachusetts senator.
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Listening to Russell Wilson talk is like listening to a condensed form of every ESPY award speech.
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Instead of investing money into a better O-line to make Lynch unstoppable and give our receivers more than two seconds to get open, we traded our only good lineman to get a tight end who can’t block based solely on the purpose of having a guy to throw to on the one yard line.

Oh, and I almost forgot. **** Percy Harvin with a meat cleaver.
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We just got a puppy a month before the Super Bowl. Because of this, we had a very small Super Bowl party at my fiance’s parents house along with her other siblings who spent the entire game in the other room playing World of Warcraft.

I had bought some fireworks for the game, because it worked last year. At the end of the game... And I had to go finish off the rest of the fireworks because her dad didn’t want them at the house (and we couldn’t drive home). So I was outside in the dark, by myself, shooting off fireworks after the biggest choke job in Super Bowl history. Then the dog **** diarrhea all over their carpet and I had to clean that up. All this would have been fine had we won. So **** you Pete Carroll...
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I still say this is the year Russ snaps and fills up the trunk with dead hookers.
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Russell Wilson dresses like a 60 year old man, has the sex life of a 60 year old man, and makes the Pope seem agnostic.
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There are three kinds of Seahawks fans, and they all suck in their own way. There are, of course, the legions of bandwagon fans who come out of the woodwork any time any team is good. Those don’t set us apart. Then there are the die-hard fans who, despite living less than 10 or so miles from Seattle seem to have been imported from whatever backwoods Southern bog recently flooded: drinking the disgusting mass-production beer flogged at games and cycling between racial and gay slurs at a frankly astonishing rate, given how low in alcohol said beer actually is.

The group we have to ourselves, though, are the people like me. Folks who not-so-secretly long for the days when the Seahawks were either ******, or at least under the radar. The time before our players were on the covers of video games and getting talked about in tabloid magazines, when we could whine about the East Coast bias and how no one took us seriously. We are football hipsters, which is frankly the most pathetic thing I can think of, besides maybe the soccer hipsters, and trust me we have tons of those too.
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The problem with us Seahawks fans is that many have begun to imitate the intensity of our team i.e. being loud, aggressive, and full of illicit substances when in reality they are weak, easily frightened, Starbucks *******. If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans, I guarantee you that the Hawks representatives would be the first to get murdered.
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http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-seattle-seahawks-1728720266
 
The problem with us Seahawks fans is that many have begun to imitate the intensity of our team i.e. being loud, aggressive, and full of illicit substances when in reality they are weak, easily frightened, Starbucks *******. If the NFL had the Hunger Games with fans, I guarantee you that the Hawks representatives would be the first to get murdered.
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TRUTH :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Oh my God @ that entire article. Living up here... it's so accurate.
 
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Seahawks fans are *** :lol: Not on NT , but on social media in general

Id like to give Seattle a visit though. Seems like a nice city
 
Rick:

My current life as a Jets fan:

- I celebrate first downs the way other teams celebrate touchdowns

- Last year, the Jets lost to the Patriots by 1 point in one game and 2 points in the other. Those were the happiest moments of the NFL season for me

- I actually said, out loud and completely seriously, “I’m excited they signed Ryan Fitzpatrick this year!!”

- Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Kill me.
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David:

Mark Sanchez is probably the best QB we’ve had in a decade.
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:lol:
 
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