OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

[IATT]

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[air spider 777]

^He wont ever admit he was wrong. He will continue to bring up their 2012 rookie year. Slobbed rg3's knob acting like Luck bringing a **** team to the playoffs with a 11-5 record when they were 2-14 the year before was no big deal.

**** Skip Bayless.

 

[Peep Game]

What might not suck: These are the Ravens, so you can always count on them to vie for the AFC North title and then become a potentially damaging playoff team, usually because Suggs has taken out enough opposing knees to clear the way for them. Even with Haloti Ngata traded away and the skill positions depleted, this remains the most frustratingly competent evil team in sports.


Hear it from Ravens fans!

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Alex:


Because we’ll inevitably hear about how Joe Flacco has the most road playoff wins of any quarterback. You know why Joe Flacco has seven road playoff wins? Because he’s played in all of TWO home playoff games in his whole career, despite making the playoffs six different times. Look, I know I come across like a spoiled ******* writing this, but there’s a reason Tom Brady doesn’t hold that road playoff wins record.

Paul:


We cried about the Patriots bending the rules against us, while ignoring that our entire offensive playbook was designed around having Torrey Smith run into cornerbacks to get pass interference calls.

Jessica:


My sister and I went to a game together. Before the game, the guy sitting next to me said, “No offense, but do you actually know anything about football?” I’m the only woman who announces high school football in our county.

Tim:


Our fans ******* suck. We worship Ray Lewis like the son of God, but he may or may not have killed a man. We tried to pretend that the Ray Rice event wasn’t a real story for as long as possible.


Baltimore makes Newark look like Beverly Hills. **** Billy Cundiff and **** Lee Evans.

Ryan:


Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state. He’ll play good enough in stretches to really make you get pissed off when he’s throwing the ball at the feet of receivers apparently only he can see, all while having all the personality and emotion of a saltine cracker.

Tom:


Our fans are morons. 1/3 of them don’t think we should’ve cut Ray Rice, 1/3 of them know why we did and want him back anyway and 1/3 think it’s all one big conspiracy.

Nick:


Did you know that literally everything the NFL does is a conspiracy against us?

John:


At the end of the 2011 AFC Championship game vs. the Pats when Billy Cundiff (I can hear my blood pressure going up) missed a 32-yard(!) field goal to tie the game, sealing the Raven’s loss, I cried. My girlfriend, concerned, said she’d never seen me so emotional about anything in my life. She subsequently broke up with me.

Vince:


Flacco can’t hit a 7 yard out-route to move the chains, but can ejaculate a ball 60 yards downfield for Jacoby Jones to bumble**** into a touchdown.


I love Baltimore. I am an *******.

Danger Nut:


Between the Ravens organization, the NFL front office, and the fan base...Ray Rice came away as the least reprehensible.[/QUOTE

Jessica:


I had the nerve last year to applaud the Ravens for cutting Ray Rice on my Favebook status. Half of my “friends” admonished that I couldn’t be a “real” Ravens fan for calling for Rice’s termination. People still wear his jersey and argue Janay hit him first. In 2015.

Jeff:


A Baltimore fan complaining about Flacco is like someone who has been eating McDonalds hamburgers out of a dumpster for 15 years, and someone serves them a nice T-bone steak, and they turn around ***** that it’s not a filet mignon.

Matt:


You’ll never meet a more entitled, dip****, whiny, ****face, white trash bunch of derelict hicks on the planet. Apparently, the fact that their precious Colts were taken from them under cover of darkness one day in the past gives them the right for all eternity to ***** endlessly when, God forbid, their team doesn’t win the Super Bowl that year. The chip on these peoples’ collective shoulder knows no limits. EVERYone is against them, the NFL brass, the national media, Casper the Friendly Ghost and Santa Claus.

Will:


Terrell Suggs is the ugliest human on earth.

Joe:


A gentleman who has seats near my sister’s ordered a custom jersey. #2. POOPSALOT. I swear this is true.

Jay:


The fanbase is unable to have a good time

Ryan:


Ray Rice is still the second highest paid player on our team.

JD:


Going to a Ravens game is like visiting all of the white-trashiest parts of Baltimore at once. Waves of Harford County dudebros come flooding in to get drunk and pick fights with opposing fans. Our most hated rival is the Steelers, and most of the reason why is that the two teams and fanbases are basically copied and pasted. Our team let a woman who was abused get up in front of people and apologize for it. They stood behind Ray Rice despite having seen a video of him knocking a woman out, only to then cut him once everyone else got to see the video. And they had the balls to try to pass off cutting him as some benevolent and righteous act. Meanwhile, Terrell Suggs continues to be the defensive captain, despite his history of domestic abuse allegations.


**** them.

Gopher:


Now that his brother is coaching at Michigan, the head coach is the biggest crybaby, douchebag, arrogant, egomaniac in the NFL. Seriously, WTF did the Harbaughs do to their kids?


During the Ray Rice incident, it was revealed that Goodell gave an initial short suspension as a favor for Steve Bisciotti. However, this did nothing to temper Ravens fans from playing the victim card. “The NFL hates us, they conspire against us, they favor the Steelers, the Patriots, the Colts and any other team we can’t beat.”


The former mayor stole giftcards from poor kids, at Christmastime, gave them to her boyfriend, got caught, was found guilty by a jury, and resigned. She just announced that she is going to run for mayor again. She will probably win. FML for ever moving

 

This one:

Flacco can’t hit a 7 yard out-route to move the chains, but can ejaculate a ball 60 yards downfield for Jacoby Jones to bumble**** into a touchdown.

I love Baltimore. I am an *******.

 

[IATT]

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/31/9...nstagram-like-dan-snyder-impeached-washington

 

[shatterkneesinc]

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remember this?

 

[Hahahaha]

http://www.sbnation.com/2015/8/31/9...nstagram-like-dan-snyder-impeached-washington

We heard often that this kid was very smart and had a 4.0 GPA but I haven't seen any smarts from this kid since he got into the league. It's incredible how stupid he is when reading defenses and reading social media. Other teams have to see this and think, we don't want any parts of this foolishness.

 

[mister friendly]

^He wont ever admit he was wrong. He will continue to bring up their 2012 rookie year. Slobbed rg3's knob acting like Luck bringing a **** team to the playoffs with a 11-5 record when they were 2-14 the year before was no big deal.

**** Skip Bayless.

Andrew is clearly a better quarterback then RGIII but Colts were a better team and organization then the ********.

 

[Hahahaha]

Colts were not a better team than Wash. **** no.

 

[Trey Bantz]

Nvm.

 

[aNYone]

We also cant forget that da boy Alfred Morris was FEASTING  during the same year 

IDK who helped who more but it is something to be thought about when discussing that year

 

[Deleted member 37754]

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Will:

Terrell Suggs is the ugliest human on earth."

No idea why but I lost it... these have all been gold. look forward to the dolphins set.

 

[mister friendly]

You missed the part about organization.

The Colts were a perennial contender, their 2011 season was messed up because they were waiting for Peyton.

If there's no lockout that off season, the Colts probably could've know Peyton's status quicker and found a better replacement than Kerry Collins.

 

[licensed to ball]

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BRUH.

This dude should play CB the way he back pedals

 

[nick.]

What might not suck: These are the Ravens, so you can always count on them to vie for the AFC North title and then become a potentially damaging playoff team, usually because Suggs has taken out enough opposing knees to clear the way for them. Even with Haloti Ngata traded away and the skill positions depleted, this remains the most frustratingly competent evil team in sports.


Hear it from Ravens fans!

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Alex:


Because we’ll inevitably hear about how Joe Flacco has the most road playoff wins of any quarterback. You know why Joe Flacco has seven road playoff wins? Because he’s played in all of TWO home playoff games in his whole career, despite making the playoffs six different times. Look, I know I come across like a spoiled ******* writing this, but there’s a reason Tom Brady doesn’t hold that road playoff wins record.

Paul:


We cried about the Patriots bending the rules against us, while ignoring that our entire offensive playbook was designed around having Torrey Smith run into cornerbacks to get pass interference calls.

Jessica:


My sister and I went to a game together. Before the game, the guy sitting next to me said, “No offense, but do you actually know anything about football?” I’m the only woman who announces high school football in our county.

Tim:


Our fans ******* suck. We worship Ray Lewis like the son of God, but he may or may not have killed a man. We tried to pretend that the Ray Rice event wasn’t a real story for as long as possible.


Baltimore makes Newark look like Beverly Hills. **** Billy Cundiff and **** Lee Evans.

Ryan:


Our QB is like some kind insane quantum physics state. He’ll play good enough in stretches to really make you get pissed off when he’s throwing the ball at the feet of receivers apparently only he can see, all while having all the personality and emotion of a saltine cracker.

Tom:


Our fans are morons. 1/3 of them don’t think we should’ve cut Ray Rice, 1/3 of them know why we did and want him back anyway and 1/3 think it’s all one big conspiracy.

Nick:


Did you know that literally everything the NFL does is a conspiracy against us?

John:


At the end of the 2011 AFC Championship game vs. the Pats when Billy Cundiff (I can hear my blood pressure going up) missed a 32-yard(!) field goal to tie the game, sealing the Raven’s loss, I cried. My girlfriend, concerned, said she’d never seen me so emotional about anything in my life. She subsequently broke up with me.

Vince:


Flacco can’t hit a 7 yard out-route to move the chains, but can ejaculate a ball 60 yards downfield for Jacoby Jones to bumble**** into a touchdown.


I love Baltimore. I am an *******.

Danger Nut:


Between the Ravens organization, the NFL front office, and the fan base...Ray Rice came away as the least reprehensible.[/QUOTE

Jessica:


I had the nerve last year to applaud the Ravens for cutting Ray Rice on my Favebook status. Half of my “friends” admonished that I couldn’t be a “real” Ravens fan for calling for Rice’s termination. People still wear his jersey and argue Janay hit him first. In 2015.

Jeff:


A Baltimore fan complaining about Flacco is like someone who has been eating McDonalds hamburgers out of a dumpster for 15 years, and someone serves them a nice T-bone steak, and they turn around ***** that it’s not a filet mignon.

Matt:


You’ll never meet a more entitled, dip****, whiny, ****face, white trash bunch of derelict hicks on the planet. Apparently, the fact that their precious Colts were taken from them under cover of darkness one day in the past gives them the right for all eternity to ***** endlessly when, God forbid, their team doesn’t win the Super Bowl that year. The chip on these peoples’ collective shoulder knows no limits. EVERYone is against them, the NFL brass, the national media, Casper the Friendly Ghost and Santa Claus.

Will:


Terrell Suggs is the ugliest human on earth.

Joe:


A gentleman who has seats near my sister’s ordered a custom jersey. #2. POOPSALOT. I swear this is true.

Jay:


The fanbase is unable to have a good time

Ryan:


Ray Rice is still the second highest paid player on our team.

JD:


Going to a Ravens game is like visiting all of the white-trashiest parts of Baltimore at once. Waves of Harford County dudebros come flooding in to get drunk and pick fights with opposing fans. Our most hated rival is the Steelers, and most of the reason why is that the two teams and fanbases are basically copied and pasted. Our team let a woman who was abused get up in front of people and apologize for it. They stood behind Ray Rice despite having seen a video of him knocking a woman out, only to then cut him once everyone else got to see the video. And they had the balls to try to pass off cutting him as some benevolent and righteous act. Meanwhile, Terrell Suggs continues to be the defensive captain, despite his history of domestic abuse allegations.


**** them.

Gopher:


Now that his brother is coaching at Michigan, the head coach is the biggest crybaby, douchebag, arrogant, egomaniac in the NFL. Seriously, WTF did the Harbaughs do to their kids?


During the Ray Rice incident, it was revealed that Goodell gave an initial short suspension as a favor for Steve Bisciotti. However, this did nothing to temper Ravens fans from playing the victim card. “The NFL hates us, they conspire against us, they favor the Steelers, the Patriots, the Colts and any other team we can’t beat.”


The former mayor stole giftcards from poor kids, at Christmastime, gave them to her boyfriend, got caught, was found guilty by a jury, and resigned. She just announced that she is going to run for mayor again. She will probably win. FML for ever moving

 

i'm dead

Flacco has the emotion of a saltine cracker

 

[polosanddunks]

, a couple of colts fans thought that was going to push them over the hump too

I remember

 

[madj55]

You missed the part about organization.

The Colts were a perennial contender, their 2011 season was messed up because they were waiting for Peyton.

If there's no lockout that off season, the Colts probably could've know Peyton's status quicker and found a better replacement than Kerry Collins.

don't waste your time. These guys that don't like RG3 literally blame everything on him. The Skins were garbage before that one great season he had. Shanahan had no idea what he was doing as the GM and set the team back for years. The Skins were just fortunate to play in the NFC East in 2012 or else they might not have made the playoffs.

Kirk Cousins is gonna suck. I'd rather start Colt McCoy, but it's not like he's any good either.

 

[HNL HI]

We also cant forget that da boy Alfred Morris was FEASTING  during the same year 

IDK who helped who more but it is something to be thought about when discussing that year

Honestly even Trent Richardson could put up numbers in Shannahans system.

 

[IATT]

^ you have way more faith in Trent than a lot of people do

 

[stillin729]

Honestly even Trent Richardson could put up numbers in Shannahans system.

What makes you think after 4 years of some of the worst running ever, he could put up numbers in any system

 

[numbah1grimey]

Trent Richardson's issue is weight and being too muscular. Dude is about 5'9" 230. He is bulky, which slows him down, and stiff. If he were to lose bout 15-20 lbs, get to 205-210lbs, work on flexibility and not so much on muscle building, he would've been better off.

 

[polosanddunks]

Trent Richardson's issue is weight and being too muscular. Dude is about 5'9" 230. He is bulky, which slows him down, and stiff. If he were to lose bout 15-20 lbs, get to 205-210lbs, work on flexibility and not so much on muscle building, he would've been better off.

None of that can help you when you have no vision or where/when to hit gaps. Which he couldnt do on two teams that gave him a chance. Colts wanted him to flourish so bad they made up excuses for him and he still failed.

 

[nick.]

sounds like Fred Jackson to Seattle

 

[captainsneakerhead23]

Fred Jackson to Seattle

BobbyG3 possibly on his way to Seattle as well??

Boy, that escalated quickly if true

 

[mister friendly]

Trent Richardson's issue is weight and being too muscular. Dude is about 5'9" 230. He is bulky, which slows him down, and stiff. If he were to lose bout 15-20 lbs, get to 205-210lbs, work on flexibility and not so much on muscle building, he would've been better off.

Yeah Del Rio talked about it

http://www.al.com/sports/index.ssf/2015/08/how_long_will_trent_richardson.html

 

[NickFolarin]

Fred Jackson to Seattle

BobbyG3 possibly on his way to Seattle as well??

Boy, that escalated quickly if true

Who is BobbyG3?