OFFICIAL NFL Discussion Thread: 2015-16 Season - Congrats to the Denver Broncos and their fans! SB 5

[elpablo21]

Watching Andy Dalton try to play football is like watching your job get shipped out of town. I don’t know why he bothers anymore. He should quit and go to barber school or something.

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The team also brought in WR Denarius Moore. I predict all of Moore’s touchdown catches will come from Mohamed Sanu. Sanu is the best QB on this team by far.

Anyway, Marvin and Dalton are still here and will be forever. It’s like the Giants without the titles. The upside of this franchise, in its present incarnation, has already been maxed out. But they’ll keep going through the motions for the next five years with the same **** because Mike Brown is a s********* who got his stadium and his money and is fine with being just good enough.

This city’s three biggest exports are race wars, inedible chili, and Ickey Woods. Every white person in the metropolitan area is named Mack. The Florence Mall has a water tower that says FLORENCE Y’ALL  because Cincy is spiritually part of the Deep South and is therefore the worst. The Bengals’ most famous player is Boomer Esiason, who is a flaming *******. I hate the Bengals.

Mike Brown’s head looks like an old testicle that has been slapping against the *** of Cincinnati Taxpayers for the past 30 years.

I can’t wait to watch Andy Dalton go 13-27 for 97 yards and 3 picks while AJ Green ponders the meaning of life after his next concussion because Dalton airmailed one 10 feet over his ******* head in front of a free safety in the annual first round playoff loss. The icing on the cake is when the camera pans to the sidelines to see Marvin Lewis, whose facial expression will once again match that of someone attempting to solve a long division problem after being out of school for 15 years.

Having Andy Dalton as your quarterback and Marvin Lewis as your head coach is like being in a loveless marriage that you’re too afraid to leave because you don’t know how you’ll pay the rent.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen commentators tell Bengals fans that they’re too harsh about Dalton’s playoff record and need to appreciate him.

**** the entire Brown family.

I saw our best player, A.J. Green, wearing socks and sandals in public last month.

John Oliver’s segment on publicly funded stadiums reminded the world how badly Mike Brown swindled Hamilton County. Who needs schools when you can build an ugly *** stadium with the county on the hook for holographic replay if it ever gets invented. Not only did it gouge the county for all time, but it’s also a monstrosity. It looks like a Soviet era bunker without a roof. Rather than built, it looks like it was ripped from some god-forsaken crack in the Earth, constructed by the hand of Satan himself. It’s only fitting that it’s named after Mike Brown’s father.

My puppy was neutered at the shelter. He humps one thing & one thing only: my Bengals blanket. He’s 2 now. He won’t let up.

Andy Dalton has more Celebrity Softball home runs (2) than Playoff touchdowns (1). Dalton should be jailed for the injury-riddled mess he is making of AJ Green’s career.

Paul Brown Stadium is so horrible that Ariana Grande chose getting her wisdom teeth pulled out over playing there.

Allegedly, Pac Man Jones has texted my sister’s friend on multiple occasions to meet up with him at a local pizza joint. She has shut him down every single time.

The only PPV event that WWE has ever held in Cincinnati was headlined by Kevin Federline.

In 2014, the Bengals (485,62 were outdrawn in attendance by the Single-A Dayton Dragons (573,709).

Did you know Bengals fans want AJ McCarron over Andy Dalton? They do! Because Bengals fans deserve what they have, which is nothing.

Don’t believe me? One of the reasons the “Who Dey Nation” (cringe appropriately) wants McCarron over Dalton is because McCarron is a better decision-maker. Here’s exhibit A of AJ McCarron: Decision-Maker Extraordinaire:

I’m not gonna say Andy Dalton is great but **** AJ McCarron forever.

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2015-cincinnati-bengals-1725399813

 

[stillin729]

I kind of hate seeing great players finish with a random team to stay in the sport

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[hometownhero]

Borland mentioned this in that ESPN article about them telling rookies to have a fall guy..turns out it was Chris Carter

http://deadspin.com/watch-cris-carter-tell-nfl-rookies-to-get-a-fall-guy-1726009743

couldve gotten who it was in 2 guesses. shouldve taken all phones and recording devices at the door

 

[nooera]

This dude CC really think his **** dont stink

Dude was just trying to look cool in front of a bunch of young men. No one in that room is going to commit a crime based off what CC told them. By 22-23, youre either about that life, or youre not. No harm no foul .

Sapp being up there is laughable though. Dude should have kept three or four fall guys in his circle if anything Maybe then he wouldn't be out of a job

Welcome to the Dark Side Reggie

 

[rolaholic]

Reggie will be picked up for my week 6 fantasy lineup 

 

[dmxfury]

Whoaaaa at that Cincy sucks list. Most true but I have to disagree in one paragraph

'This city’s three biggest exports are race wars, inedible chili, and Ickey Woods. Every white person in the metropolitan area is named Mack. The Florence Mall has a water tower that says FLORENCE Y’ALL because Cincy is spiritually part of the Deep South and is therefore the worst. The Bengals’ most famous player is Boomer Esiason, who is a flaming *******. I hate the Bengals.'


The chili is incredible, stop it. Race relations are miles ahead of where the city was in 01. Florence KY...well is in KY and not just over the river. The water tower said 'Florence Mall' however since it was a public building having a private advertisement, it was the most cost effective solution to change it from mall to y'all

 

[stillin729]

I saw our best player, A.J. Green, wearing socks and sandals in public last month.

 

[lynchpin33]

Even though he is suspended, wonder what Josh Gordon thoughts are about Chris Carter comments. Being that he got on him pretty hard about him getting in trouble about his issues....

 

[stillin729]

Even though he is suspended, wonder what Josh Gordon thoughts are about Chris Carter comments. Being that he got on him pretty hard about him getting in trouble about his issues....

then Michael Irvin but that clown CC in his place

 

[District of Columbia]

I've wanted to scrap wit CC for years ..I jus hate dude

 

[hometownhero]

don't have to be 'about that life' to get caught with weed or driving over the limit, or even with a gun under the seat

Aaron Hernandez is who comes to mind when hearing that phrase, not someone driving 80 in a 50 after a few shots at the club.

Vikings fans talking reckless about the 49ers? Damn, Moss must be back or something? 

 

[imlive365]

God that piece is terrible. Looks like he got it done by the tattoo man in his backyard

 

[DeadsetAce]

I'm thinking Big Ben might have about 6 TD's against the Patriots in that opening game. Antonio, Martavis, Wheaton, Heath and Leveon probably all gonna get one that game against that secondary.

welp dmxfury ...you just got the Buc Em kiss of death. good luck week 1

isn't leveon suspended btw?

Reggie will be picked up for my week 6 fantasy lineup 

 

[DeadsetAce]

think Wayne will ask Gronk for #87?

Gronk would probably oblige if he can be #69

 

[nooera]

don't have to be 'about that life' to get caught with weed or driving over the limit, or even with a gun under the seat

True. My point was that CC's comments aren't really damaging, they're just stupid

And if you have an unregistered firearm under your seat, you're kind of about that life

 

[Peep Game]

Hoyer is starting for the Texans. They'll look like the Browns last year. Talent all around the team except at QB. 6-10, 7-9 season. Houston should try trading for Mett. So should NYJ and CLE

Fans here in Houston were lighting up talk radio this morning over this. Talking about Obrien never wanted Mallett...Hoyer, always had the job

The bigger concern should be how bad is Mallett that he can't beat out Brian Hoyer? Let's be real folks, Hoyer is backup...no more...no less. The fact that he beat out Mallett makes not trading up to get Bridgewater even more glaring. Bill better hope that defense is historic this year...

The defense will have damn near no margin for error if the Texans don't at least get adequate QB play. Watt would have to play even better than the previous two years, with Clowney, Wilfork and other guys having noticeable impact. May need Watt and Lechler to play QB as well.

Damn near on cue.

 

[dmxfury]

think Wayne will ask Gronk for #87?

Gronk would probably oblige if he can be #69

And the name on the back would say something like 'Hollywood'

 

[d3si]

think Wayne will ask Gronk for #87?

Gronk would probably oblige if he can be #69

I can see this happen one day.
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[jpzx]

Jets Muhammad Wilkerson is back with the Jets starters in practice; Rd. 3 LB Lorenzo Mauldin not:

Rich Cimini @RichCimini
After one day of practicing with the backups, DE Mo Wilkerson -- coming off hamstring injury -- is back with the starters. #nyj

Brian Costello @BrianCoz
Don't see Lorenzo Mauldin out here. Left practice yesterday with a knee injury #nyj

Bill O'Brien on Hoyer:

"We didn't target this week. There was real competition between Brian and Ryan. When u know you're the starter, it can make a difference. He'll get more reps and have a chance to continue to improve. A lot of thought went into this decision. It was time to make a decision in the best interest of the team. We want 2b more consistent. There wasn't a drastic difference. Brian's been a little more consistent since the start of OTAs. [I want Hoyer] to be more detailed oriented, to get into a better rhythm offensively. Continue to get better. It's a progress league."

Ryan Kalil not at Panthers practice:

Jonathan Jones @jjones9
No Kalil (knee) or Brockel (shoulder) at practice

Osi Umenyiora retirement stuff:

Paul Schwartz @NYPost_Schwartz
Retirement announcement for @OsiUmenyiora takes place Wednesday at Giants facility.

 

[stillin729]

Ricky Jerrett

I don't see why the Texans don't go with Mallet

 

[jpzx]

Josina Anderson @JosinaAnderson
A source tells me Reggie Wayne considered waiting for the #Packers, but the team did not confirm interest before Wayne selected the #Pats.

Tania Ganguli @taniaganguli
Jadeveon Clowney will not play against the Saints. #Texans

Aaron Wilson @AaronWilson_NFL now
Bill O'Brien: 'It's a results-oriented business and Brian knows that. We're looking forward to seeing how that goes.'

Jeff Howe @jeffphowe 1m
Edelman is really close, but the Pats have zero interest in rushing him back.

NY Daily News Sports @NYDNSports 1m
SEE IT: Geno Smith back on field at Jets practice, via @danielrpopper nydn.us/1JfBD5x

 

[100027]

I can see this happen one day.

This picture reminds me of how bad that show is

 

[jpzx]

daniel tosh ‏@danieltosh 2h
just finishing up some light summer reading. full book report on tomorrow’s season premiere of Tosh.0.

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[jinkazama]

Brian Mitchell has zero chill... , how have I not seen this before now.

http://www.csnmidatlantic.com/video...hell-goes-rg3-after-comments-different-reason

So who goes first Washington fans...RG3 or Gruden..?