My Barber Fell Off NT ....

In before @Jayzz refers you to his stepdad
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But can YOUR barber draw tho?
 
Dudes cutting their own hair probably got that Shane Battier look :lol: I'm good on that.

My barber has switched locations like 4 times in the last 3 years and I always just go where he is. Dude is 12 miles away from where I stay but I still head up there every 2 weeks. The relationship/repertoire between a barber and a client>>>>>>>> relationship with your girl/dog. Drink beers and henny while I wait too too.
 
All barbers around my way suck. I cut my own hair then my boy shapes it up.
 
Dudes cutting their own hair probably got that Shane Battier look :lol: I'm good on that.

My barber has switched locations like 4 times in the last 3 years and I always just go where he is. Dude is 12 miles away from where I stay but I still head up there every 2 weeks. The relationship/repertoire between a barber and a client>>>>>>>> relationship with your girl/dog. Drink beers and henny while I wait too too.

I cheated on my ex without hesitation

But i wouldnt dare do that to my barber
 
Go no contact.



Just pick another barber in the shop and act as if your old barber was never born.


No eye contact,


no daps,


no small talk,


no sport talk,


no smoke breaks.


Nothing. You walk past that man's chair without so much as a nod.


If anyone in the shop asks why you're not messing with him, you say "who? never heard of him".


If he approaches you hit him with the "I think you've got me mistaken for someone else, I've never seen you in my life".


Just like that.


Delete his number,


Throw out his business card,


Forget his name.


No contact.



And laugh boisterously, uproariously at your new barber's jokes, tell him things you never told your old barber, tip him better.


Work on your career, hit the gym, find a hobby.


Success is the best revenge.
lol... did your barber push ya hairline back 1.5 inches??
 
Been with my barber all my life.. He's been cutting me since my momma used to take me to the shop. That's way back when.. He even still charges me them 1990's prices; 5$ edge ups / 10$ cuts..


But one day I showed up to the shop and he wasn't there.. So I went with the dude whose lines is always double that of my barber..

That was when LeBron was winning his second ring... I've been cutting my own hair since [emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128557[/emoji]

Idk how to break it to cuz man.. And im just NEVER satisfied when I try new barbers..
 
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White ppl don't really care how their hair is cut. And yea sucks when you gotta find a new barber. I wouldn't wish that on anyone :lol:
 
White ppl don't really care how their hair is cut. And yea sucks when you gotta find a new barber. I wouldn't wish that on anyone :lol:

Chill. I'm white and will only go to a black barbershop
White people be hella lazy and always want to make me look like Macklemore.
No thanks geoff
 
Haircuts are serious business man. On one hand you don't sign a contract with your barber to keep giving business. It's an unspoken thing unless you bring it up. The biggest thing is that you are entrusting the look of your hair to that person for the next 2-3 weeks.
 
Ironic that this subject matter just came up my barber dipped off to a new shop and now I'm out in the cold lol.
 
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