If the purge were to really go down, would you?

On some REAL ****
I would get a squad together
Head to the nearest dodge dealership
Steal some hellcat or scat pack challengers
Stash those in some storage I already arranged for
Then get a uhaul and head down to my local best buy
Steal iPads iPhones iMacs MacBooks tv's ps4's and Xbox 1's
And various accessories
Load up and chill till after the purge
Then sell them ***** for half
 
Here's what you do. The hour before the purge starts, you head to the closest lambo or Ferrari delearship. As soon as the horn starts u break in and then find a closet to hide in for 11 hours. Once the purge is about to end you get the keys and hop into a car and drive through the glass and boom you got a new sports car
 
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Here's what you do. The hour before the purge starts, you head to the closest lambo or Ferrari delearship. As soon as the horn starts u break in and then find a closet to hide in for 11 hours. Once the purge is about to end you get the keys and hop into a car and drive through the glass and boom you got a new sports car
But what if when u jump out the closet
All the cars are gone
U can't wait when **** pops off
 
On some REAL ****
I would get a squad together
Head to the nearest dodge dealership
Steal some hellcat or scat pack challengers
Stash those in some storage I already arranged for
Then get a uhaul and head down to my local best buy
Steal iPads iPhones iMacs MacBooks tv's ps4's and Xbox 1's
And various accessories
Load up and chill till after the purge
Then sell them ***** for half

What if that sqaud turns on you?
 
On some REAL ****
I would get a squad together
Head to the nearest dodge dealership
Steal some hellcat or scat pack challengers
Stash those in some storage I already arranged for
Then get a uhaul and head down to my local best buy
Steal iPads iPhones iMacs MacBooks tv's ps4's and Xbox 1's
And various accessories
Load up and chill till after the purge
Then sell them ***** for half

What if that sqaud turns on you?
When I say squad I mean my family
And we don't do that to each other
 
Board up my windows and doors, air conditioning pretty much any aperture in my house. Get some binoculars and watch the savegery :nerd:
 
Let's just say **** Cheney would owe me an apology at the end of it all.
 
I dated a girl that would always purge after eating. Kinda gross but she had sexy clavicles.
 
Getting together with my family and we are staying safe. If they're good, I'm good. 
 
Here's the thing about the purge if it were to occur.


There's nothing stopping anyone from going over the 12 hour limit.


Honestly, the state of anarchy would remain for weeks, months, maybe permanently after the first 12 hours.


There would be bodies littering the floor, you could just off someone on the 13th hour and nobody would be the wiser.


And folks would realize that and keep it moving.


Police forces would be too busy trying to protect their families to enforce order, they'd be crazy short staffed. Ditto the national guard and any other military.


It would be the start of a war. Nobody is going to just lay down after 12 hours if after the purge their family is dead. Folks'll be out for blood. Entire communities would be at war.
 
Yea I could see folks going crazy. I'd hate to be a cop/medic once that alarm goes off after the purge.
 
Tell that **** to Chicago.
because Chicago is the only place where people die.




Bruh, I'd be taking a trip out the country, or up in the woods.


This movie gives me the heebie jeebies

Why would you stick around and pay 1000s of dollars for an expensive alarm system when you csn justF take a cheap flight to Mexico and kick it with some Latino fambilia?
 
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