When was the first time u farted around a person you're dating?

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Tell the story about the time you first farted around a girlfren or boyfren.
My own farts just now made me make this thread. If I had a girlfren that smelled em, she woulda dump me. Lethal booty farts :smh:
 
Dawg...I met my wife at NC A&T homecoming back in 2003. We dated for like 3 weeks or so before I spent the night at her spot the first time (I lived 2 hours away in the military).

I woke myself up the next morning in mid-fart, and boy was it a monster. Litreally as I came to, my cheeks were already flappin' and it lasted another 3-4 seconds. This was a legendary fart, something that I'd normally celebrate, but under the circumstances, I froze.

I sat perfectly still for a good minute, trying to see if it woke her up and if she heard it. I assumed she didnt.

10 years later I told her about it. She laughed, and was like "YEAH I heard it, you blew my sheets out." Lol
 
^^^ :lol: :lol:

I don't even care though, the first time I slept at my ex's place I woke up with horrible cramps from all the IPAs the night before. I just let 'em rip because I was way too tired and hungover to get up and go to the bathroom. I figured she was asleep but as we were eating breakfast she hit me with "I can't believe you would just pass gas like that in my bed the first night we spent together" I just looked up and shrugged. She then said "Honestly you're the first guy with the balls to do it, I like it" and smirked

Point I'm making is they don't care so don't trip, in fact it gives you a nice aura. Yes b, farts will get you laid
 
Doing her doggy in her living room when her 2 kids were sleeping. I didn't feel it come on or anything. it just happened and smelled horrible lol. No possible way she didn't smell it. 
 
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Doing her doggy in her living room when her 2 kids were sleeping. I didn't feel it come on or anything. it just happened and smelled horrible lol. No possible way she didn't smell it. 
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I got a similar story. Was dating this chick back in 2011. One night we having sex, I was having them mid-sex gas attacks. Clinched my cheeks together as I start pounding harder. As i'm bustin, everything let loose and a huge rip came out. I was mortified, only thing I could think of was to look at her and be like "was that you?" lol. We joked about it and she said some wild ish like "it made my P rumble".
 
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Prob about 2 months in.. ordered some pizza or something and we ate and watched a movie. Told her that pizza jacked up my stomach.. farted and never looked back, she used to crack up like the first year.. then she started thinking it was disgusting. Then she left me 
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At first I use to fart them try to cover it up with a cough, until she told me "don't hide it, daddy, I think it's sexy" then she rolled me over on my stomach and got to work
 
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About two months into our relationship. We were watching soccer I think. She had her head on my lap and I thought I **** myself bruh. Looked down and at she was :wow: then started cracking up. Took her FOREVER to rip one near me though. Happened one night when we used to smoke. I started dying and she hit me with the MJ shrug :lol:
 
*has never farted in front of a girl crew

*face got farted on while performing oral on girl crew

*still thinks girls don't fart crew
 
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I don't fart in front of girls I date or am in a relationship with.  So when it does happen I'm completely mortified.  They usually have a good laugh since it's so spontaneous.  

I have a friend that he and his wife are just completely open with it.  Doesn't really matter who is around they just let it rip.  
 
The first time i farted around my chick was when we first started dating. We were chillin in my truck, she layed her head in my lap and we fell asleep.

I woke up cuz i farted. You know how it sounds when you blow up a baloon and let out the air little by little real fast? Yeah thats how it sounded.

So she kinda got up and started laughin askin me if i farted and i said yeah.



We fart around eachother all the time tho
 
I farted with my girl when we were sleep on the couch. It was one of those quick farts, but I let off two like a machine gun. Her head was laying on my chest, and I felt her eyes open, like "what the hell was that?!..." I didn't say anything and I closed my eyes as soon as I thought she caught me up. She never mentioned it, so I never brought it up.
 
Can't remember the first time, all I know is that now I fart anytime around her...I've purposely blown on in the sheets and covered her head in them and wouldn't let her out...she wasn't too happy about that one...lol


Holla at me when you bois graduate and fart while getting head....lol











Jkkkkk
 
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R-Man Jam said:
 
Doing her doggy in her living room when her 2 kids were sleeping. I didn't feel it come on or anything. it just happened and smelled horrible lol. No possible way she didn't smell it. 
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I got a similar story. Was dating this chick back in 2011. One night we having sex, I was having them mid-sex gas attacks. Clinched my cheeks together as I start pounding harder. As i'm bustin, everything let loose and a huge rip came out. I was mortified, only thing I could think of was to look at her and be like "was that you?" lol. We joked about it and she said some wild ish like "it made my P rumble".
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She sound freaky as hell :lol: :lol:
 
Pretty sure I told this already, but it was back in 09, fall semester of my sr year in college. Me and my girl at the time had just finished having some nasty sex, oil all over the bed and stuff. I remember what ever Kevin Hart special was on during that time (Laugh At My Pain?) and I remember laughing hysterically and as I was finishing laughing a fart slipped out. There was dead silence for about 20 seconds, and i was just looking up at the ceiling, and all I could think was "man, I hope she didn't hear that" and "I wonder if she heard that?". Then I felt the bed kinda vibrating a bit, then I looked over at my gf and she was holding her stomach and covering her mouth to keep her laugh in, then just burst out laughing and said "Hmmm, so you do fart, I was wondering when you eventually would." I was so damn embarrassed :lol:, and I think that was still the first and last time I did that. Usually I just try to muffle farts by closing the car door or sneezing at the same time.
 
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