When was the first time u farted around a person you're dating?

took like 5 months, now I just let it rip and she does occasionally

have yet to be around when she poops though idk how she does it
 
I don't mind eating her butt, she don't mind eating mine...im good with the yellow yellow, purple be coming inn 
 
I had this girl is was seeing a while. One of the baddest girls I've ever pulled. We just got done smashing some food. My stomach went crazy clogged her toilet all up. She lived in some loft type thing so she's right outside the damn bathroom the whole time. Of course it smelled to high hell. To top it off I'm pretty drunk trying to deal with the task at hand. Obviously I'm dropping a deuce. So that's whatever. I'm just focusing on getting the toilet to flush at this point without overflowing it. Somehow I did it after 20 minutes. Came out of the bathroom like **** it I know she's messed up a toilet before and smashed. :lol: god damn though that was the most hectic **** of my life.
 
I think I was lowkey doing it since day 1, but didn't come to light until she would question "what's that smell" then I'm pretty sure it was obvious when the same odors were stimulating her nostrils and I was nearby.
 
bahahahahaha


I was beatin' some guts and the chicken I had earlier said hi so i faked a cramp and damn near blew a hole in the mattress.
 
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