If The US Were a Bar Full of People, Who Would Your State Be? (Thrillist, via Reddit)

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I thought some of these were pretty funny...NT, have at it. :lol:

Washington D.C. is the bartender since it's not a state but essential for the whole thing to keep running. Plus everyone loves it when they need something and hates it when they don't.
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California is constantly buying drinks for others, yet has failing kidneys from lack of hydration.
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Florida's drinking detergent they found in the back.
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New York CITY wouldn't be bar ...and if we did, it would look something like the Homer Simpson gif.
 
South carolina would be that guy wearing cargo shorts, flip flops and an sec football jersey that youre not sure if hes racist or not cuz hes buying all the races in the bar shots but asking the asian dude if he knows karate and askin the black dude if he "got it"
 
ATL would be the friendzoned homie who's listening to the cute girl at the bar's problems and everybody knows he's gonna smash tonight
 
VA is that dude who tell everybody they can go head and drink cause he's gonna be the DD

then once everyone around him starts chugging and having a good time he decides to follow suit
 
Oregon is pretty good :lol:

Oregon rolls up with a pony keg of something he made in his garage, and is trading pints for weed or bike parts.
 
Florida is that just released pedophile wit a combover rockin crocs, sweatpants and a shirt with a swastika on it ordering bud light leaving no tip and puttin roofies in transvestites long island iced teas
 
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Louisiana is celebrating that lack of open container laws by standing outside of the bar with an Abita Amber or a Sazerac and looking disdainfully at the drinking abilities of all of the other states. "Amateurs."
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