Funny things you've heard kids say

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About 7 years ago I was working at Olive Garden and I noticed this little girl, probably 3 or 4 staring at me with intense concentration. I paid it no mind. A few seconds later, I hear her ask her mom "Mama, is that Obama?" :lol: had me crackin up inside, esp b/c I look nothing like obama.
 
These cracked me up at the time.
I was at Olive Garden with my ex and this kid in the next table was talking to his mom. She asked what he wanted and he screamed,
Spaghetti etti etti etti. We were rolling.

This happened today actually. My brother is in town so we stopped by the zoo and we were at the bear section. The bears were just laying around sleeping and this kid walks up to me and starts talking. "Those bears are lazy, they must be late a lot" I thought it was funny.
 
A long time ago, when my sister was in grade school she asked me what semen was. I was like wth, where did you learn that word? She points to the tv and I was watching a baseball game where the SEA Mariners were playing the MIN Twins. She just read the score graphic where SEA was over the MIN. Weird that I just remembered this story last week.
 
I always looked pissed it just the way my face rests. People ask me why I am mad all the time. So...  When my beard was hella long a while back I was walking into goodcents to get a sub. As I was walking in this adorable little 2-3 year old girl is walking toward me with her mother. She saw me and clutched her stuffed animal that she was carrying and hid behind her mom and said "mommy , scary".
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It melted my heart and made me feel a little bad at the same time. The honesty of children is refreshing in such a messed up world we live in. 
 
shogun said:
A long time ago, when my sister was in grade school she asked me what semen was. I was like wth, where did you learn that word? She points to the tv and I was watching a baseball game where the SEA Mariners were playing the MIN Twins. She just read the score graphic where SEA was over the MIN. Weird that I just remembered this story last week.
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Lmaoooo...
I have a ton of em with my daughter cuz she's real witty. But a quick one that I never forget is when she was learning to read, any time we would walk past a big sign i would ask her to read it out loud as practice ...one day we see a truck repair shop, as she is reading she gets stuck on one of the words ..as im helping her read "Work on all types of Heavy-duty trucks"..she starts laughing uncontrollably and all she keeps saying is repeat it... as i ask her what was so funny she said "i just like the way you say duty"
 
Me and my girl was at the grocery store. So We just walking and shopping and we pass this little white girl and her dad. The little girl stares for a bit and then says "daddy is that my mommy" that **** had me rolling. The dad turned red, then the moms comes out of no where, and sees me laughing historically, then they just walked away. 
 
My nephew said "See ya later sugar" to my mom this morning when he left to go see his dad

He came back and gave her a hug and said "I missed you pooka wooka"

He's 2
 
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AlBooBoo5 said:
I always looked pissed it just the way my face rests. People ask me why I am mad all the time. So...  When my beard was hella long a while back I was walking into goodcents to get a sub. As I was walking in this adorable little 2-3 year old girl is walking toward me with her mother. She saw me and clutched her stuffed animal that she was carrying and hid behind her mom and said "mommy , scary". :lol: It melted my heart and made me feel a little bad at the same time. The honesty of children is refreshing in such a messed up world we live in. 
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Same happened to me with my 3 year old cousin. We were taking selfies last thanksgiving, then we looked at the some of the photos we took. She asked "why you mean?" Lol, I legit didn't know what to say
 
When my children were little me, the wife, and my two kids went to visit my family who lived Austin at the time, my sister asked my son "what's up, what have you been up to?" He replies to her that he believes that he is in "big trouble", my sister asked him why, and he hit her with, "my mommy and daddy go to their room and close the door a lot, I think that they're in there talking about me in private". I couldn't help but chuckle at the little dude, he was about four at the time. My wife and I never bring it up to him because he doesn't need to know.
 
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At 4 years old my sister asked me if michael jackson was a women or a man.

At 7 she asked me if he was black or white.
 
my 3 year old nephew jumped on skype while i was talking to my sister. he had a little spiderman basketball in his hands so I playfully said its my ball. he yells no my ball. this goes back and forth for a few seconds when he stopped looked in the camera with a straight face and said "imma kick yo *****". my sis starts freaking out and im over there in tears
 
Little kid around 9 is mouthing off in the grocery store. Random old guy tells the kid he needs to respect his mother. Little kid tells the old man "F you and your fat life."
 
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