OfficiaL '16 NYK offseason thread, Melo goes to bodega in bathrobe and Olympic hat

In the past few months, Who's been your favorite Melo? Multiple choice

  • A. Olympic Melo

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  • B. Civil Rights Activist Melo

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  • C. Brazilian hood Melo

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  • D. Ninja Turtle movie star Melo

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  • E. Old man annoyed by kids Melo

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  • F. Yankee/Mets fan Melo

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  • G. Met Gala Fashion show Melo

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I went to a JHS in Queens and the majority of the white girls either went to Prep, Molloy, Bayside, Francis Lewis, Cardozo or Christ the King. I had a nice rotation of Italian white girls whom I was ******* at the time. They all grew up to be either fat, divorced or left with 2-3 kids doing some odd job working in Maspeth.

The Asians went to either Bronx Science, Stuy or Hunter and became really beautiful later on in life. Wish I paid more attention to them :smh:
 
I have a speech tomorrow, enlish paper due, a eco quiz on friday, and my bm won't give me head or **** me anymore. I'm so damn stressed out guys I think I'm depressed. Any kind words will help

Hold your head bro ******. You'll have a huge load off your shoulders in a couple days when all of that is behind you. Thirst will start creeping up on your bm soon enough and you'll be back in there. Just deal with one thing at a time and try not to get overwhelmed.
 
Maspeth you say :nerd: :lol: I'm the city right before there.

You don't want to mess with Maspeth, Glendale or Ridgewood (some of them) girls. Astoria, LIC, Jamaica, Whitestone, Sunnyside is where it's at :pimp:

I did used to mess with one girl from Woodhaven whom I met off of NT though.
 
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Was playing with Kris on 2k yesterday. Dude lanky as hell. Can't wait to see him actually play
 
If you can find 30 minutes or an hour, try to exercise, KingFoam. It's proven to help relieve stress, help depression (if you're battling that), and it can help refocus your mind. Go for a run, do a home bodyweight workout (google it or just do a circuit of lunges, squats, pushups, pullups, crunches, jumping jacks, etc.). If you're being stuck in your house, get outside and go for a walk. Leave your phone, or at least just play music, go for a walk, sit in a park, play basketball, go catch a movie. The most stressed I'd ever been in school.. I had an hour speech and 50 page paper due in a couple days and I just lost my marbles.. I couldn't focus, I had no sleep.. but I went to the movies. I had a 2 hour break from life, got to laugh, take my mind off things, and I was good to go after that.

I like making a list of the things I have to do. Rank them by priority of importance and try to tackle one thing at a time. If you have a lot of things all at the same time, break up the tasks so you don't get overwhelmed. Do 40 minutes of your paper, get up and grab a snack or have some coffee or tea or water for 10, browse NT or Twitter for 10, then jump back into the paper. Same with the other tasks. Put in a little bit of work here and there and you can take down everything, don't try it do it all at once.

As for personal stuff, you can only control what you can control. You can control the work you put into your school, you can control yourself and your actions, but you can't control everything. So embrace that and try to let the rest work itself out. You can't control everything, just how you react and respond to things. 
 
I have a speech tomorrow, enlish paper due, a eco quiz on friday, and my bm won't give me head or **** me anymore. I'm so damn stressed out guys I think I'm depressed. Any kind words will help

It's time for you to find a new chick willin to give you sloppy. The sooner, the better.
 
the gr8est the gr8est you can take my old SN off #14 (Huey P) and put my new Goldenchild jawn on there.
Gotcha... I'm almost done with the board, got caught up with some work stuff but I'll definitely have it out by the end of the day.

Lot of names coming off the board. I have been pretty generous with it. Basically have looked up every sn I didnt recognize and took them off if they havent posted within the last 2 or so years. Made a couple of judgement calls but its been pretty easy since most of the accounts I didnt recognize werent even valid anymore or havent posted in a couple years.

The new board should be roughly half of the old one so if you arent on the old one but want to be on the new one speak up and ill add you. Also a lot of numbers are opening up so if you have any requests you could post those as well and ill do my best to accomodate you.

And I doubt it will happen but if I took you off the list and you are still active thats my b, just say something and ill re-add you. But Like I said I think that will be unlikely since most of the names I took off havent posted in here in years. If I saw 2014 or 2015 Knicks thread in anyone's post history I kept them in.
 
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the league is made, just need 9 or 11 more people :lol:

PM me your email if you want in & i'll start sending invites
 
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