OfficiaL '16 NYK offseason thread, Melo goes to bodega in bathrobe and Olympic hat

In the past few months, Who's been your favorite Melo? Multiple choice

  • A. Olympic Melo

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  • B. Civil Rights Activist Melo

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  • C. Brazilian hood Melo

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  • D. Ninja Turtle movie star Melo

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  • E. Old man annoyed by kids Melo

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  • F. Yankee/Mets fan Melo

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  • G. Met Gala Fashion show Melo

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Proph wants to know the most inappropriate thing you told a girl

This lady was being extra rude, she's kind of mannish, I was kind of drunk, and she was making me angry, so instead of calling her the b- word, I told her "I bet your ***** smells like lumber and morning breath". I didn't know or care if it did, but I hate rude people and loud mouths, both of which she was.
 
Good news to hear regarding KP. Hope he can find a way to become a starter this season
 
Also idk how many of yall are religious so ill refrain from saying anything blasphemous but I am wayy more pissed than I should be at the Pope for not saying "God bless the New York Knicks" at some point in his mass. :lol:

Lord knows we need it and he is using our ******* stadium for his ****. Least he could do for us was throw us a bone like that. It would have been one of those monumental momentum changing moments in a franchise's history. MSG would've went nuts. They would have pictures of that moment with the quote for the rest of Knicks history right next to Reed limping into Game 7, "The Dunk," Ewing with his outstretched arms after beating the Pacers to advance to the 94 Finals, and LJ's 4 point play. It would have been awesome. Some type of Lou Gherig **** only with the ******* Pope. I would have converted on the spot. :smh:

There is only one "il Papal" far as I'm concerned...

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Also idk how many of yall are religious so ill refrain from saying anything blasphemous but I am wayy more pissed than I should be at the Pope for not saying "God bless the New York Knicks" at some point in his mass. :lol:

Lord knows we need it and he is using our ******* stadium for his ****. Least he could do for us was throw us a bone like that. It would have been one of those monumental momentum changing moments in a franchise's history. MSG would've went nuts. They would have pictures of that moment with the quote for the rest of Knicks history right next to Reed limping into Game 7, "The Dunk," Ewing with his outstretched arms after beating the Pacers to advance to the 94 Finals, and LJ's 4 point play. It would have been awesome. Some type of Lou Gherig **** only with the ******* Pope. I would have converted on the spot. :smh:

There is only one "il Papal" far as I'm concerned...

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wouldve started following the Catholic religion while attending church every Sunday if that happened.so kind of glad he didn't
 
Kardinal Offishal > Cardinal Dolan

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Any of you mother scunts know how I can get NFL Sunday Ticket streaming on my PS4 or laptop for free? A couple of years ago someone mentioned something about "other" ways to obtain it. I didn't take him up on that offer, because I figured I could live off what they were broadcasting locally, but now that I'm living on the West Coast, they don't show the teams I want to watch out here >:

Someone hook me up, please.
 
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Any of you mother scunts know how I can get NFL Sunday Ticket streaming on my PS4 or laptop for free? A couple of years ago someone mentioned something about "other" ways to obtain it. I didn't take him up on that offer, because I figured I could live off what they were broadcasting locally, but now that I'm living on the West Coast, they don't show the teams I want to watch out here >:

Someone hook me up, please.
Time Warner app using someone you know's account maybe.
 
And JRS, set up an indeed alert for daily emails to your inbox and go ham applying / networking. Plenty of opportunities out there if you work hard enough.

PM if you have specific questions.
 
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Man I really wanted Wes Mathews on this team. Too bad for the injury, even though I dont think he'll lose much of a step. With Melo getting more minutes at the 4 we need a good two way player.

Grant
Wes
Afflalo
Melo
Lopez

Lineup would've been :smokin
 
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@danielrpopper: Carmelo Anthony has now lost two games of knockout at his youth camp, one to a six-year-old.

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@danielrpopper: Melo, when asked if he's 100%: "I’m there. I’m back. I feel like myself again. Mentally physically, I feel great. I’m just ready to go."

@danielrpopper: Melo on offseason: "Was it any of the stars that we wanted to go after and go get? No. But the pieces that we got, I’m really intrigued."

@danielrpopper: Melo commended his teammates' work ethic over the summer, said team is jelling: "It feels like we’ve been together for a long time."

@SBondyNYDN: Interesting note from PJax presser: he said acquiring Jerian Grant was his idea, and Kevin Seraphin was from the coaching staff.
 
I'm so ready for this season.  This is gonna be a good team and it's gonna be a good year...
 
I'm so ready for this season.  This is gonna be a good team and it's gonna be a good year...

Your optimism - I want it.

We still don't have enough talent to win 40 games. Wouldn't be surprised if we scratch the 32 win mark.
 
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