OfficiaL '16 NYK offseason thread, Melo goes to bodega in bathrobe and Olympic hat

In the past few months, Who's been your favorite Melo? Multiple choice

  • A. Olympic Melo

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  • B. Civil Rights Activist Melo

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  • C. Brazilian hood Melo

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  • D. Ninja Turtle movie star Melo

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  • E. Old man annoyed by kids Melo

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  • F. Yankee/Mets fan Melo

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  • G. Met Gala Fashion show Melo

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Show me a 5-step where you get the woman to pay for the date. Then you'd be on to something.

3 dates in one weekend? That's almost $250-300 bucks. No thanks :lol:
 
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Show me a 5-step where you get the woman to pay for the date. Then you'd be on to something.

3 dates in one weekend? That's almost $250-300 bucks. No thanks :lol:

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JRS, I got a question for you...how did that paying system work out? Lol I'm curious...she had to bring it up first, right? Ain't no way a guy can say to the girl "Pay for my meal and I got you next time" :lol:
 
JRS, I got a question for you...how did that paying system work out? Lol I'm curious...she had to bring it up first, right? Ain't no way a guy can say to the girl "Pay for my meal and I got you next time" :lol:

Actually my gf and I do the same thing. I always pull my wallet out first, but she'll hit me with "you got it last time babe".
 
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Yea, but I'm talking about when you first just started dating the girl. Lol I can't see that setting a good impression...or if a second date even occurs after that lol...unless if the girl is real cool and understanding.
 
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Yea, but I'm talking about when you first just started dating the girl. Lol I can't see that setting a good impression...or if a second date even occurs after that lol...unless if the girl is real cool and understanding.

You def. shouldn't do that on the first date. But you'll know what type of woman she is (if she'll ever pay or not) by the 3rd.
 
True. Even if we end up paying, the girl gotta try. It's prostitution if I gotta pay for dinner ever time just to get dessert :lol:
 
My girl just doesn't believe in the whole guy only pays nonsense. We had a ton of fun on our first date so she said screw it I got this one you get the next one.
 
Thanks b

Our relationship was borderline destiny, honestly. Without going into the details, it's no surprise things shook out that way.
 
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