Have You Ever Fell Victim To the Whiskey Weiner? #Young*****Problems

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Long story short I had this chick that was extra thirsty for it. Kept trying to come over and was hinting at it in our first convo. For perspective, I'm smashing within less than a week of knowing her.

Silly me decides to get drunk as hell before she comes over. She is sober tho.

We start and instantly I'm tired, stroke is off, I bust quick and went Pillsberry Dough Boy in middle of second round.

Now all I wanna do is redeem myself but even more importantly I can't have this dirt on my name on campus. She hinted at me "selecting the movie next time" + told me to come over tonight (but she lives in a dorm with two other girls so I'm assuming she was literally just trying to chill/cuddle and not smash/had no use for my wee wee (#DaEmasculation)) so I'm assuming that I'll eventually be able to finesse a chance for redemption. But I invited her to my place instead and she curved :smh:.

But my biggest concern is that she has one friend in particular who I know will make it everyone's business here and at home.

#Young*****Problems

Come in here with stories of L's taken due to liquor + was there any dirt on your name + redemption stories to give me inspiration :smh:.

Mods if the title is OD just PM me and let me know rather than locking it because I'm tryna hear some stories mane.
 
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Happened a month or so agao, bagged Ms Vietnam something something 2013 or something and was too drunk in her hotel room to do anything after taking her shirt off.

Smh.
 
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That's the problem with Yall boys, pa. Stop rocking with that Whiskey and start rocking with the HenRock, baby pa. I never drink whiskey any more. What I will do is guzzle a guiness or 2, then throw back a couple shots of Henny. Trust me, my guy...Hen Rock is strong enough to make her heart beat stop. Once you get that brown water flowing through ya system, ya joint gon get hard like rockwilder, fam.
 
FlyNY said:
That's the problem with Yall boys, pa. Stop rocking with that Whiskey and start rocking with the HenRock, baby pa. I never drink whiskey any more. What I will do is guzzle a guiness or 2, then throw back a couple shots of Henny. Trust me, my guy...Hen Rock is strong enough to make her heart beat stop. Once you get that brown water flowing through ya system, ya joint gon get hard like rockwilder, fam.
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I've heard this and been wanting to see what's good.

It actually wasn't even whiskey it was Svedka vodka, I just always hear ****** refer to alcohol induced poor sexual performance as #WhiskeyDick.
 
depends on the whiskey. Some makes me go hulk mode/infinite stamina. Some gives me wet noodle plus sleepy time.
 
Pipe her down.
Friends will hear her moans.
Friends will want you after or the word will spread.

De nada.
 
Depends on how much I drink and how tired I am because I get super sleepy and barely anything could keep me awake that late in the night.
 
One time sophemore year we were camping out for space jam sbs in santa cruz. we didn't have weed or a connect so we went to an herb shop and the 40 year old milf/cougar suggested horny goat weed. We didn't feel anything but I had a boner.
 
FLESH PRINCE said:
calibeebee said:
depends on the whiskey. Some makes me go hulk mode/infinite stamina. Some gives me wet noodle plus sleepy time.
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Info on the hulk mode joints though.
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Jack daniels usually makes me a more aggressive drunk. You know, like wanting to fight people randomly and just being an overall a-hole. So that's the type that makes me hulk out in bed. Pounding it like an elaborate black dude handshake type hulk. The stuff that's more smooth and maybe more expensive, would sometimes give me less than stellar performances. Makers mark and pendleton, while far better for sipping on, made me a bit too mellow and sleepy to ravage the P.
 
It's happened a few times

I honestly thought I had a case of Ed about a yr n a half ago....i was using my piece to much (a lot of sex +a lot of fappin= Dead weight ) I'm good now tho [emoji]128526[/emoji]...diamond cutter status no lie

Goin cold turkey from fappin/sex in general during the summer was one of the best things I've done this year..I went from my bday in July to late August.I'm thinking about doing it agai this fall/winter
 
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When u leave that porn alone and cut out falling for a month or 2 u will never have this problem. Sight of a kneecap had me rock solid whether drunk or sober.
 
meh. i've had whiskey **** on a couple occasions...but the whiskey made me feel so good i didnt eeem give a ****. i had a chick slurping a soft **** for legit an hour. i was dead from the chest down lmaoooo. i thought it was hilarious. ******* paraplegic status b. ****** 'carry me', status b. i was just like, keep sucking lol. she was a trooper. she understood too, i was drinking jack literally all day. football tailgate.



happened another time and someone else and she caught feels. I didn't like her no ways. I had the View media item 1724708 face early in the game. she was like legit mad. was talking ****. again, the JD had me on cloud 9 and a half. but she was blowing my buzz and as always my roast game is biblical. i bodied her for 45 minutes straight no breffs. we didnt talk anymore after that. top was smooth though. and she had perky fake ****. and a boyfriend. shrugs.


happens to the best of us chief. nbd. drink enough jack, you wont eeem give a damn.
 
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I've fallen asleep on girls because I was so drunk multiple times with them on top. My d never quit working though. That move is sure to get them fired up every time. Not recommended by me.
 
MPLSdunk said:
I've fallen asleep on girls because I was so drunk multiple times with them on top. My d never quit working though. That move is sure to get them fired up every time. Not recommended by me.
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bro...I passed out on a chick...and I was on top. and I'm not a small guy. lmaooo she was lit. I was gone for a good 5 hrs. woke up rested and peppy like a mug, like yo, what'd I miss haha
 
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Mine went like this. Me and my dude were with two girls we met at a club or some ****. I was like 21 and really drunk... But I remember her being on top facing away. Then I woke up to her slapping me and stomping off into the next room where my boy was tending to her friend and she just starts yelling I fell asleep. :lol: like yo chill I didn't puke all over you.
 
I remember this girl named shay used to be crazy for the kid. Before she went away to college she was this petite brown skin thing, with a nice mass and solid chest game. Blowing me up everyday, telling me I better not be talking to other chicks etc for the next 4 mths or so. She comes home one day and gets somebody car to come see me. This around the time coconut ciroc dropped I think cuz I was drinking that **** alllll day. And I fapped twice while drunk idk why. She hmu out the blue like I'm coming to see u. She walked in and I noticed the body she had before she left was gone. Ahhh man the deceit, baby girl was hitting the gym hard so she won't put on them freshman lbs. I don't like the straight skinny joints but I'm like f it. I go in for the kill, my dead penis is rock hard for some reason. This dumb ***** goes "uh uh take me to the room I ain't smashing on nobody's couch, I'm a lady" get to the room and its over. My joint won't get hard for ****, she sucked it for 10 minutes and that mfer got smaller. I was embarrassed cuz my joint started shrinking b and I know I'm packing a tooly but I was showing otherwise. She got mad and I promise before January we never spoke again, 7 years ago b. After calling me everyday she walked out n never spoke to me again.

Only reason we even spoke now is ironically we work for the same company and saw each other at the corporate building.
 
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zapatohead408 said:
I once had a chick throw up while sucking me.
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Wash your meat dawg.



Willchamberlain said:
I remember this girl named shay used to be crazy for the kid. Before she went away to college she was this petite brown skin thing, with a nice mass and solid chest game. Blowing me up everyday, telling me I better not be talking to other chicks etc for the next 4 mths or so. She comes home one day and gets somebody car to come see me. This around the time coconut ciroc dropped I think cuz I was drinking that **** alllll day. And I fapped twice while drunk idk why. She hmu out the blue like I'm coming to see u. She walked in and I noticed the body she had before she left was gone. Ahhh man the deceit, baby girl was hitting the gym hard so she won't put on them freshman lbs. I don't like the straight skinny joints but I'm like f it. I go in for the kill, my dead penis is rock hard for some reason. This dumb ***** goes "uh uh take me to the room I ain't smashing on nobody's couch, I'm a lady" get to the room and its over. My joint won't get hard for ****, she sucked it for 10 minutes and that mfer got smaller. I was embarrassed cuz my joint started shrinking b and I know I'm packing a tooly but I was showing otherwise. She got mad and I promise before January we never spoke again, 7 years ago b. After calling me everyday she walked out n never spoke to me again.

Only reason we even spoke now is ironically we work for the same company and saw each other at the corporate building.
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This made me feel better because my thot still texting me and I at least got a chance to tell her I was drunk lol.

Shorty just straight walked out. Ruthless :smh:. :lol: at fapping and drinking Ciroc all day though. That's real lol.
 
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FLESH PRINCE said:
I've heard this and been wanting to see what's good.

It actually wasn't even whiskey it was Svedka vodka, I just always hear ****** refer to alcohol induced poor sexual performance as #WhiskeyDick.
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Surprised you didnt throw up drinking that :lol:. But it happens
 
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