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When I was drinking, I was the same. Sober or a little herb I'm ready.
Have You Ever Fell Victim To the Whiskey Weiner? #Young*****Problems
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Not whisky **** but I've never successfully had sex, wearing a condom. ***** repulse me. Who invented these?! The first few times I tried to have sex, I used to think I had a problem because I'd be ready to go the whole night, through the whole movie and dinner and **** and soon as it's time to get in and I grab a condom, done. ***** are just trash bag or seran wrappy, like I'm about to prepare some leftovers to be put in the fridge so I can enjoy again tomorrow or don't want to make a mess heatng something up in the microwave, not sexy time-y. Then there's the lubed ones with all that slime and goop. Penis would just immediately retract like a frightened turtle soon as I started messing with one. So I legit thought I had E.D or was just so nervous I was psyching myself then I developed the move, get to that same point, got them bent over waving your boy in for landing, like "you got a condom?" and I'd just reach over in front of them and grab it, rip it open without looking at it, snap the rubber against itself sounding like I'd putting it on but really just fiddling with myself, then chuck that **** across the room and go in. None of them ever noticed or said anything. Except my current, one day she text me like, "Doctors said I'm 6 weeks pregnant."Oh yea, Teamnopullout too.
at the same time.Condoms do kind of suck...but they are a necessary evil. I rather have sex without one, but they aren't THAT bad....and I'll take 20 mins of latex sex than an STD any day.
My only fears right now are that "pregnancy call" and catching something. I would say congrats on your baby, but I'm sure you don't want to hear that right now lol.
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Man its something with me im guessing whether I got that latex on or im raw in it the boy is stiff as a rock and im finishing regardless.
If I was with a chick I was not steady with and had the latex on I would just toss it when my boy was ready to finish and let it go right in her face
If I was with a chick I was not steady with and had the latex on I would just toss it when my boy was ready to finish and let it go right in her face
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your stream of consciousness posts always kill me manNot whisky **** but I've never successfully had sex, wearing a condom. ***** repulse me. Who invented these?! The first few times I tried to have sex, I used to think I had a problem because I'd be ready to go the whole night, through the whole movie and dinner and **** and soon as it's time to get in and I grab a condom, done. ***** are just trash bag or seran wrappy, like I'm about to prepare some leftovers to be put in the fridge so I can enjoy again tomorrow or don't want to make a mess heatng something up in the microwave, not sexy time-y. Then there's the lubed ones with all that slime and goop. Penis would just immediately retract like a frightened turtle soon as I started messing with one. So I legit thought I had E.D or was just so nervous I was psyching myself then I developed the move, get to that same point, got them bent over waving your boy in for landing, like "you got a condom?" and I'd just reach over in front of them and grab it, rip it open without looking at it, snap the rubber against itself sounding like I'd putting it on but really just fiddling with myself, then chuck that **** across the room and go in. None of them ever noticed or said anything. Except my current, one day she text me like, "Doctors said I'm 6 weeks pregnant."
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BRUH
I got papi under my bed and the c4 50x which is twice as strong as the reg c4
Gonna try it today or tomorrow. Wish me luck
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Dont got a problem getting it up while drunk or using a condom but Ive never busted with a condom. This frustration had lead to many reckless decisions. SMH
Surprisingly, I havent had a scare or caught something.
Surprisingly, I havent had a scare or caught something.
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Hardly ever been able to get up and stay up with a condom in my life. I guess my pull out game isn't strong either since I'm on 3 kids already
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does wearing a condom for a guy really affect you while doing it?
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^^ once you've felt that thang raw it ain't no going back. They're uncomfy period. Try to throw a rubber on my joint & im on the bench for the night smh
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I dont have that problem.
Chicago bear or nah, its going down.
Its all in your head.
Chicago bear or nah, its going down.
Its all in your head.
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Makes a whole world of difference.
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Just touching it makes my penis retract back into my body. It's like if you took a balloon and filled it with vegetable oil and petroleum jelly and told me to start messing with that
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It's like eating food with plastic wrapped around your tongue... imagine that. You can feel the food but you're not actually touching the food. Does that make sense?
Sure you will feel full after swallowing, just like I'd feel relief after busting with a condom on, but the satisfaction won't be there.
Besides that until I discovered Magnums later on I couldn't eem wear a condom and trying to squeeze one on always killed the mood, so I had a mental block with rubbers for a while. My thing was like "nah".
It's wack af.
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Meant to say Red Berry Paul Masson.
Thank me later
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Bruh last weekend got a telly to smash this girl cause I don't want her to know where I stay. Got to the hotel and passed the **** out and missed out on the butt smh.
Woke up the next morning pissed my pants and everything. Antime I get actual whiskey **** I'm actually happy cause it's God way of telling me to pass out with my drunk ***. That is precisely whatI do
Woke up the next morning pissed my pants and everything. Antime I get actual whiskey **** I'm actually happy cause it's God way of telling me to pass out with my drunk ***. That is precisely whatI do
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You wet the bed b?
Lowkey one of the better late threads of the year. Nothings gonna top the EWD drone thread but this topic could be in the top 5.
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You wet the bed b?
Lowkey one of the better late threads of the year. Nothings gonna top the EWD drone thread but this topic could be in the top 5.
Bruh I wet the bed. Had on my all white Levis too and ruined them thangs. Didn't get any poon either so a ***** called up a BP and got served like Agassi *****
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This man right HereNot whisky **** but I've never successfully had sex, wearing a condom. ***** repulse me. Who invented these?! The first few times I tried to have sex, I used to think I had a problem because I'd be ready to go the whole night, through the whole movie and dinner and **** and soon as it's time to get in and I grab a condom, done. ***** are just trash bag or seran wrappy, like I'm about to prepare some leftovers to be put in the fridge so I can enjoy again tomorrow or don't want to make a mess heatng something up in the microwave, not sexy time-y. Then there's the lubed ones with all that slime and goop. Penis would just immediately retract like a frightened turtle soon as I started messing with one. So I legit thought I had E.D or was just so nervous I was psyching myself then I developed the move, get to that same point, got them bent over waving your boy in for landing, like "you got a condom?" and I'd just reach over in front of them and grab it, rip it open without looking at it, snap the rubber against itself sounding like I'd putting it on but really just fiddling with myself, then chuck that **** across the room and go in. None of them ever noticed or said anything. Except my current, one day she text me like, "Doctors said I'm 6 weeks pregnant."
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