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DJ Clue...done
50...done
Swizz beatz...done
Tyga...done, or so we thought
Bleek...casket
CB...on his way
TI...closing in
Game...right there
Fab, Jimmy and Juelz...reclining
60% of black baseball players(not Hispanic)...reclining

The list goes on.
Fabolous has one of the best hairlines.. what are you talking about.

real talk... dude must have made that list for laughs instead of accuracy

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post #692 of 5198
That must've been the easiest money they ever made braiding hair^^
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post #693 of 5198
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A perfect example of when you should fire your barber. Why would anybody line him up like that knowing the corners are thin?

But Meek is a bum, so I'm not surprised.
Need someone to post pics/elaborate on the type of line up meek mill's barber should have given.. my left suffering right now.
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Need someone to post pics/elaborate on the type of line up meek mill's barber should have given.. my left suffering right now.

The barber should've put a line through his name and told him to take his *** home and just look in the mirror until he realized that his hat and durag weren't actually a part of his head.

The barber should've line that ***** up in a Rite Aid to the cashier to purchase a fresh Gillette razor, barbosol and bump stopper. Could saved his career. While Jay was in business meetings that ***** was standing outside by the door with his soul melting because he had a suit on with a fitted and some fancy Air Forces.
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the future of that hairline is bleek




Goatee shouldn't look like an onion ring either.

NY barbers on some other **** at times, bruh laugh.gif

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Mouth lookin like he hit a dirty bong.

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Damn!!! I keep running out of reps PG I owe you!!!

Straight gut laughs at the John Amos mention

We all know who the struggle hairline gawd is tho


Son got waves...

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forehead shaped like a n64 cartridge.

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Forehead looking like a bicep

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forehead shaped like a n64 cartridge.


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Did somebody mention john amos. He def beat jerry rice.
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Damnnnnnnnnn
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The barber should've put a line through his name and told him to take his *** home and just look in the mirror until he realized that his hat and durag weren't actually a part of his head.

The barber should've line that ***** up in a Rite Aid to the cashier to purchase a fresh Gillette razor, barbosol and bump stopper. Could saved his career. While Jay was in business meetings that ***** was standing outside by the door with his soul melting because he had a suit on with a fitted and some fancy Air Forces.

Fam, put the AK down all that ether about Memphis Bleek when I was talking about Meek Mill.
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Oh. Damn. You gotta be more specific.

Meek... Bleek... Same *****, different decades.
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Meek... Bleek... Same *****, different decades.

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Crazy how bald suits certain people. Like I just 'realized' that boris kodjoe is bald. Like, I knew it, but it doesn't stand out. Somebody like Scott van pelt looks EXTRA bald. Like son shines that thing up every morning. It grabs your attention. I hope somebody can understand what I mean.
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Originally Posted by malikdagoat View Post

A perfect example of when you should fire your barber. Why would anybody line him up like that knowing the corners are thin?

But Meek is a bum, so I'm not surprised.
Need someone to post pics/elaborate on the type of line up meek mill's barber should have given.. my left suffering right now.

Like Ghost from power, TI or Terrence J. Looks like they add some curve, expand the square a bit, maybe trim the corners to blend. That flat line looks stupid.
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Braids look like they're slipping into darkness.

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post #703 of 5198
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Mouth lookin like he hit a dirty bong.

that was cold man lol
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post #704 of 5198
You better pay attention if you are trying out a new barber in NY from either PR/DR. If you slip up and dont specify what you want for your cut, those dudes will have your sideburns as sharp as rat turds and shape your eyebrows like you're about to walk a runway. mean.gif

I swear this is a NY thing laugh.gif

I remember Ninjahood talkin' about "naw b, I got naturally thin eyebrows..." Bruh...you know you get that **** shaped laugh.gif
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Bruh DR barbers only know sharp, do not go to one if your edges are thinning. Dudes will go as far back as possible to keep it crisp.
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Bruh DR barbers only know sharp, do not go to one if your edges are thinning. Dudes will go as far back as possible to keep it crisp.

Man !
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This belongs in here. Every time I watch it it cracks me up. :rollin

 

 

 

edit: Meant to put that authenticity of this I am uncertain of. Even if it was just for YT, the reaction gets me :lol 

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Bruh DR barbers only know sharp, do not go to one if your edges are thinning. Dudes will go as far back as possible to keep it crisp.
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Meek... Bleek... Same *****, different decades.

Realest **** I heard all week.

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Bruh DR barbers only know sharp, do not go to one if your edges are thinning. Dudes will go as far back as possible to keep it crisp.

You're telling me mean.gif, they're great barbers but dem fools will push your hairline back to your crown to make sure the line up is perfectly symmetrical. Even if the line up might be looking good

Brahs

Once Tito takes a step back, lines you up with the mirror, and starts adjusting your neck to make it perfectly straight, it is time to get up. Real talk

Now matter how many "Un momento papi" s he hit you with. Ole boy bout to start poking at that joint
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Man I went to a Dominican cat in a rush when I was in NY and my sideburns were ice pick sharp, I think dude was drinking too smh
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Man I went to a Dominican cat in a rush when I was in NY and my sideburns were ice pick sharp, I think dude was drinking too smh
That's how they all do it unless u tell them other wise...my new barber is Dominican and he hit me with the ice pick sideburns I didn't want it but shorty at work complemented my cut , I've have gone back to a beard since then..

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post #713 of 5198
I haven't had ice pick sideburns since college. I just get rectangle shaped ones or rock a beard.
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LMAO laugh.gif @ the "Un momento papi..." That ish sound suspect. There is a list of words and phrases you don't want to hear a barber say in regards to your cut and that might be another one.
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I haven't had ice pick sideburns since college. I just get rectangle shaped ones or rock a beard.
Since daddy Yankee had these girls asking for mas gasolina
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That Meek/Bleek comparison is spot on! Good observation
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Who is that? Neyo?

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It's pete from smallville.
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Also the dude from Blue Mountain State laugh.gif
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Idk if this was posted but i saw it on fb amd thought of u guys in here

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