Bruh...Tyga....Hair Gains....Vol. Jamie Would Be Proud

Brolic Scholar said:

Is Kanye doing his best Batou (from Ghost in a Shell) impression?

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doublemesh96 said:

Ye gotta weigh at least 290 lbs

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calibeebee said:

290 famb?? Dude is 5"8. Google how much dj Khaled weighs for reference

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EyeSeeSoles said:

Being in this thread reminded me of a story I got from the summer like a year ago. Long read so skip if you want.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

My friend hooked me up with one of his gf's friends. Kind of like a blind date thing. So we start dating and she's always rubbing my head. Not just when we are alone but randomly in public. It's whatever to me. Felt good so I let the weirdness slide. She goes to school far away so we go our own ways, but she visits and we always hook back up. Anyway, it's been like 3-4 months since I seen her when we run into each other at a party. I tend to drink to the point where I blackout. So I wake up in the morning not knowing wtf happened or anything. Check my phone and she left me a message saying we should just be friends. I'm like, "wtf did I do?" Whatever tho, time passes by and the party comes up in a convo with my boy. He asked what happened with me and the chick since the party? He said I passed out that night, but I didn't do anything sketchy. I told him idk? Remember I hadn't seen her in awhile, I take my hat off while talking and he starts laughing/crying. I'm like wtf? He tells me when I decided to grow my hair? I told him about 4-5 months ago. So he goes on to telll me that she's into bald guys. That's why she wanted his gf to hook us up. Then he tells me that he read a text message between his girl and the friend. Apparently this ***** stopped talking to me because I grew my hair out. I guess my hat fell off during me blacking out and she saw my struggle hairline. She took a pic of my hair/hairline when I was blacked out. Bro, there is a pic of my hairline floating around. I was so shook that somebody has that type of leverage on me. That's why I got fitteds hidden, and get a zero all around every week.

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EyeSeeSoles said:

Being in this thread reminded me of a story I got from the summer like a year ago. Long read so skip if you want.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

My friend hooked me up with one of his gf's friends. Kind of like a blind date thing. So we start dating and she's always rubbing my head. Not just when we are alone but randomly in public. It's whatever to me. Felt good so I let the weirdness slide. She goes to school far away so we go our own ways, but she visits and we always hook back up. Anyway, it's been like 3-4 months since I seen her when we run into each other at a party. I tend to drink to the point where I blackout. So I wake up in the morning not knowing wtf happened or anything. Check my phone and she left me a message saying we should just be friends. I'm like, "wtf did I do?" Whatever tho, time passes by and the party comes up in a convo with my boy. He asked what happened with me and the chick since the party? He said I passed out that night, but I didn't do anything sketchy. I told him idk? Remember I hadn't seen her in awhile, I take my hat off while talking and he starts laughing/crying. I'm like wtf? He tells me when I decided to grow my hair? I told him about 4-5 months ago. So he goes on to telll me that she's into bald guys. That's why she wanted his gf to hook us up. Then he tells me that he read a text message between his girl and the friend. Apparently this ***** stopped talking to me because I grew my hair out. I guess my hat fell off during me blacking out and she saw my struggle hairline. She took a pic of my hair/hairline when I was blacked out. Bro, there is a pic of my hairline floating around. I was so shook that somebody has that type of leverage on me. That's why I got fitteds hidden, and get a zero all around every week.

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tay1 said:

EyeSeeSoles said:

Being in this thread reminded me of a story I got from the summer like a year ago. Long read so skip if you want.

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

My friend hooked me up with one of his gf's friends. Kind of like a blind date thing. So we start dating and she's always rubbing my head. Not just when we are alone but randomly in public. It's whatever to me. Felt good so I let the weirdness slide. She goes to school far away so we go our own ways, but she visits and we always hook back up. Anyway, it's been like 3-4 months since I seen her when we run into each other at a party. I tend to drink to the point where I blackout. So I wake up in the morning not knowing wtf happened or anything. Check my phone and she left me a message saying we should just be friends. I'm like, "wtf did I do?" Whatever tho, time passes by and the party comes up in a convo with my boy. He asked what happened with me and the chick since the party? He said I passed out that night, but I didn't do anything sketchy. I told him idk? Remember I hadn't seen her in awhile, I take my hat off while talking and he starts laughing/crying. I'm like wtf? He tells me when I decided to grow my hair? I told him about 4-5 months ago. So he goes on to telll me that she's into bald guys. That's why she wanted his gf to hook us up. Then he tells me that he read a text message between his girl and the friend. Apparently this ***** stopped talking to me because I grew my hair out. I guess my hat fell off during me blacking out and she saw my struggle hairline. She took a pic of my hair/hairline when I was blacked out. Bro, there is a pic of my hairline floating around. I was so shook that somebody has that type of leverage on me. That's why I got fitteds hidden, and get a zero all around every week.

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Cronicmolemolereturns said:

Of all the celebrities Schoolboy Q and Safaree have the best results from hairline restoration surgeries

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