PASTOR from North Carolina confirms that semen is a type of milk

 
 
Using his logic, if you shake a man's hand you might as well be holding his meat because it's all skin on that same man.
if you shake a womans hand it's the same as grabbing her titty :nerd:


Secondhand titty :nerd:


Holding hands is basically third base.
touching my hand is basically touching my d

touching her hand is basically touching her p

so holding hands is :nerd:  

 
True or not, what was the point of him saying all that? How is this relevant to the word of GOD? These fool *** "bible college graduates" are really on some next ****.

As much as I despise these kinds of preachers, I blame their congregation even more for allowing them to continue this lunacy. If they didn't support this ******** the preachers wouldn't be successful.
 
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