Originally Posted by sckid20
A NTer was at the grocery store in a small rural town in Mexico.
As he went in line to check out He spotted a mexican with a cart full of expensive groceries.
The nter complimented the mexican on the quality of his groceries and asked him how he could afford so much.
The mexican replied " i work 12 hours a day so i can splurge and buy mi familia the best groceries.
The nter replied "but then you have little time to spend with your fambilia"
The mexican replied "si....si....pero i work all day and all night, sleep little, have little time with mi ninos but at the end of a long day at work i come home and sit to myself with the oreos and watch the netflix.
and sometimes we like to go out to eat but is muy expensive with el tipping amigo"
The nter scoffed "lol i have a bachelors degree in ethics as well as business , all you have to do is taste the oreos and the other treats you have in the store to save about 20 dolares...and dont tip at all at los restaurantes that will save you more dinero mi amigo.... then you can work a little less y spend more time with your kids and watch the netflix.
The mexican replied..."pero...isnt that wrong?"
The nter laughed and replied
" amigo.....if you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it. Why should the spoils always go to the rich, or the oreos to the hard working? Should they be allowed to flourish merely because of their moral barometer ? Well I say, "scumbaggery is the gift man gives himself."
The mexican replied
Put that on your fn wall