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Good point. Would you considerate it ironic that datNasty was talking about how volatile that industry is and then this happens?


Thats ironic.

especially if that choice of words was meant to be an oil/combustion joke

given how he died

and his industry

etc

yeh

post #66152 of 93193
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https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/48miap/the_evan_turner_quote_master_list/

 

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On returning to Philly- Dec. 12, 2014.

  • "Before the game I signed like 100,000 autographs, I'm kissing babies and what not and all that stuff. I'm getting my hand kissed by people; I got little girls come up to me, fainting. Once the game started, it was like, 'What the hell is going on?' I was like, 'This is weird. Did they take all the good people out? ... I don't worry about it anymore. I don't want to sound super weird, but Jesus was hated, too. At the end of the day, I just worry about the stuff that's important. If it makes you happy to boo me, go ahead. I'm still happy. I put all that stuff behind me."

On deferring to Jae Crowder on for a game winner- Nov. 26th, 2015

  • "When I was dribbling, I was like, 'Oh, snap, I’m at 15 feet, I’m about to end this.' And then I thought about [Michael Jordan] passing toSteve Kerr. And I thought, 'Well, let me add that to my legacy. I’ll pass one time.' And that was it. It was unbelievable, actually. Ingenious by me."

On coming off the bench for the C’s, 2015

  • "[Brad Stevens] spoke to me. I had to smell his breath for alcohol. I checked his office for drugs. I said, ‘You’ve gotta be high.’ You know what I’m saying? But I kept it classy, of course, and I trust the process. And that was it. But it’s unbelievable, right?"

On resolutions for 2016- Late 2015

  • I’m just trying to stay out the way. That’s it. You know what I’m saying? Once again, I have a '27 years without getting arrested' streak, so I wanna keep that up. Maybe texting people back quicker. Stop lying about not seeing people’s text messages. That would help. Checking my email more, maybe. You know what I’m saying, kind of to be more dependable in that aspect."

On Birthday Expectations- Oct 27, 2015

  • "I first found out about a golden birthday when I was 8. You go to school and it could be a kid’s birthday on like Nov. 8, he turns 8. So when he told us what it was I was like, 'I’m gonna be 27 before it becomes my golden birthday and it won’t be that cool and nobody will care anymore.' So, I finally got here and I’m blessed to have gotten here. I’ve really been looking forward to this golden birthday for, like, 19 or 20 years."

  • "Honestly, not to like go too deep into it or be a hipster about it, but if you’re gonna be nice to me one day a year, my life sucks."

On his shooting- Feb. 21 2016

  • “You've gotta respect a 15-percent 3-point shooter. A guy like that is always lethal."
  • “It’s 15%, but it’s a big 15%"

On Kobe’s final trip to Boston- Dec. 29th 2015

  • People will say it's for Kobe, but deep down it's probably for me.

On The Sixers- Oct. 7th, 2014

  • “They have like 12 new guys every time I see them”

On dreams of being the NBA Logo- Nov. 10th, 2015

  • “Obviously a lot more women would be into the game”

On Sports outside of basketball- Sept. 23, 2015

  • “Any intramural teams at Harvard need a quarterback? I might stop by and join a team. I only throw spirals”*

On his in-game 360 dunk- Dec. 9th, 2015

  • “I probably shouldn’t make any plans for All-Star Weekend now.”

On missing the 2015 All-Star Game- Feb. 11th, 2015

  • "50 Shades of Grey is coming out, so I might catch that."

On gastrointestinal distress- June 19th, 2012

  • “I been on the toilet all night, my butt crack feels like it has sun burn #pause. I'm so annoyed”

On the Hater life cycle- Jan 13th, 2013

  • “There will always be haters, that’s just the way it is. Hating dudes marry hating women and have hating *** kids”

On Michigan- Feb 16th, 2016

  • “Lol Muck Fichigan”

On the Celtics bench in practice- Jan 29th, 2016

  • (Referring to the Uconn Womens Basketball Program)- “We’ve been on that level”

On Dirk’s Marital Status- July 13th, 2011

  • “Well I’ll be damned. Dirk got himself a sister.”

On Lebron James- April 10th, 2015

  • “I threw away my LeBron poster in high school,” Turner said, “so I don’t care how much he played tonight.”

On first playing Kobe- Dec 29th, 2015

  • "I had teammates that said, ‘When you go out there, don’t look at him in his eye. Don’t talk to him or anything; it’s going to give him an edge.’ Like he’s some type of pit bull or something. ... Then he came up to me and patted me on my back. He was like, ‘How you doing? How’s your mom?’ I was like, ‘She’s all right.'

On receiving passes in bad spacing- Jan 28th, 2016

  • “Kelly had the ball and I’m like… he better not pass it to me. It’s like an unwritten rule of the NBA. So I’m like, ‘he better not pass it to me’… and the ball is coming toward me and I’m like ‘This dude is a big *******’. Like… the whole time I’m looking at him like ‘You better not pass me this ball, what are you doing bro?”

On twitter and the ladies- Feb 15th, 2010

  • “Its funny how people wanna bother me on vday instead of being with girls! Lol wowwww”

On his relationship status- Dec. 22, 2015

  • “I’m married to guap. Taken.”

On How to get courtside seats- Dec 22, 2015

  • “Purchase them at the ticket office or flirt with someone who works at the garden and finesse your way to courtside”

On the choice of feeding one’s cat or buying his T shirt- Dec. 21st 2015

  • “If your cat dies of hunger it will still have 8 lives ... So yeah cop the tee ASAP rocky”
 
post #66153 of 93193
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Oh look another Lebron hate bot circle jerk laugh.gif
oh look , mister friendly throws on a cape once again. roll.gif

Not sure how that's caping for Lebron?

Pointing out how some of y'all have this hate obsession for Lebron.

It's like a daily thing for some of y'all.
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post #66154 of 93193
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Originally Posted by Mister Friendly View Post


Not sure how that's caping for Lebron?

Pointing out how some of y'all have this hate obsession for Lebron.

It's like a daily thing for some of y'all.

why point it out if you dont care. you always caping for lebron. iirc you were defending lebron for firing david blatt , saying its cause blatt doesnt have credentials and all that nonsense, when the fact was lebron wont respect any coach.  

 

lebron gives people reasons to dislike him. his passive aggressive nature shows just how b made dude is. all the money and fame in the world and dude still isnt a real man. 

post #66155 of 93193
Only problem I got with LeBron is he keep sending these Jay Z subliminal tweets. laugh.gif
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On deferring to Jae Crowder on for a game winner- Nov. 26th, 2015
"When I was dribbling, I was like, 'Oh, snap, I’m at 15 feet, I’m about to end this.' And then I thought about [Michael Jordan] passing toSteve Kerr. And I thought, 'Well, let me add that to my legacy. I’ll pass one time.' And that was it. It was unbelievable, actually. Ingenious by me."
On coming off the bench for the C’s, 2015
"[Brad Stevens] spoke to me. I had to smell his breath for alcohol. I checked his office for drugs. I said, ‘You’ve gotta be high.’ You know what I’m saying? But I kept it classy, of course, and I trust the process. And that was it. But it’s unbelievable, right?"

he self likes his own posts i bet. iremember the croder one
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Had no idea Turner was like that. Doesn't seem like the type just from looking at him and watching him play. Those are quotes that I'd expect from someone like Gil Arenas.
" . . . what a long, strange trip its been . . . " The Grateful Dead, "Truckin'" (and a good summary of my life as an LA Clippers fan)
" . . . what a long, strange trip its been . . . " The Grateful Dead, "Truckin'" (and a good summary of my life as an LA Clippers fan)
post #66158 of 93193
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Originally Posted by Maximus Meridius View Post

Only problem I got with LeBron is he keep sending these Jay Z subliminal tweets. laugh.gif

"Just my thoughts . . . " laugh.gif
" . . . what a long, strange trip its been . . . " The Grateful Dead, "Truckin'" (and a good summary of my life as an LA Clippers fan)
" . . . what a long, strange trip its been . . . " The Grateful Dead, "Truckin'" (and a good summary of my life as an LA Clippers fan)
post #66159 of 93193
Those quotes from Evan Turner cannot be real?! roll.gif
post #66160 of 93193
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Originally Posted by lakersman3000 View Post

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Originally Posted by Mister Friendly View Post

Not sure how that's caping for Lebron?


Pointing out how some of y'all have this hate obsession for Lebron.


It's like a daily thing for some of y'all.
why point it out if you dont care. you always caping for lebron.

Not sure how pointing the daily Lebron hate circle jerk is caping for Lebron.

Some of y'all do the same thing for Chris Paul.

I've enjoyed hating on those dudes in the past too but of some of y'all it's like an unhealthy obsession.
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post #66162 of 93193
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Had no idea Turner was like that. Doesn't seem like the type just from looking at him and watching him play. Those are quotes that I'd expect from someone like Gil Arenas.


They don't seem like that.

They all seem intentionally funny. Dude is a Joel Embiid with functioning legs and feet.

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Yeah doesn't seem like Turner is being Serious. I'm sure he's not stupid
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Had no idea Turner was like that. Doesn't seem like the type just from looking at him and watching him play. Those are quotes that I'd expect from someone like Gil Arenas.

from reading Mark Titus' book, these quotes are all kind of expected :lol 

 

 

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post #66165 of 93193
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As he did last season, LeBron James used a midseason break to spend time in Miami and worked out with friend Dwyane Wade on Wednesday.

Cleveland Cavaliers players were given Tuesday and Wednesday off by coach Tyronn Lue after they'd played three games in the previous four days. James flew to Miami on Tuesday with his family as he spent some time in the warm weather. The Cavs were aware of the trip had no issue with him going, sources said.

James also worked out with trainer David Alexander, who also trains Wade. Alexander, who James often works with in the offseason, posted video from part of the workout on social media.

"It's the gym I work out at. We worked together today and that's it. That's one of my best friends so it's not odd," Wade told reporters in Miami on Wednesday. "If it was somebody I didn't know, it would be a little different."

Wade, who scored 18 points in the Heat's 129-111 victory over the Chicago Bulls on Tuesday night, downplayed the significance of the midseason workout between potential playoff combatants. Wade and James, who frequently vacation together in the offseason, spend time together when possible during the season.

Since James returned to the Cavs after playing alongside Wade for four years in Miami, each has been a guest at the other's house while on road trips in each other's city.

The Cavs have been willing to allow James rest and time away when they can over the past two seasons. Last year James spent a week in Miami while recovering from back and knee injuries and spent time with Wade during that span.

The Cavs are scheduled to practice in Cleveland on Thursday before hosting the Washington Wizards on Friday.

"Obviously when LeBron takes his time away the sun is a nice place to come to get away for a couple of days when your coach and your organization allow you to get away and clear your mind," Wade said. "So it's not odd to work out with someone I've been working out with for 13 years."

Trying to figure out why he even left Miami in the first place if he loves it there so much.
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post #66166 of 93193
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Originally Posted by Mister Friendly View Post

Not sure how pointing the daily Lebron hate circle jerk is caping for Lebron.

Some of y'all do the same thing for Chris Paul.

I've enjoyed hating on those dudes in the past too but of some of y'all it's like an unhealthy obsession.
we on a message board talking ish in a thread bout the NBA. It's not that serious. Relax.
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When you're as ugly and weird as Evan turner you gotta develop that sense of humor laugh.gif. Me I'm just naturally funny and could skate thru life just on looks and penis size but God chose to bless me with more and for that I'm forever thankful
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Trying to figure out why he even left Miami in the first place if he loves it there so much.


u kno it all bout wingng 1 for da land

post #66169 of 93193
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Originally Posted by lakersman3000 View Post

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Originally Posted by Mister Friendly View Post

Not sure how pointing the daily Lebron hate circle jerk is caping for Lebron.

Some of y'all do the same thing for Chris Paul.

I've enjoyed hating on those dudes in the past too but of some of y'all it's like an unhealthy obsession.
we on a message board talking ish in a thread bout the NBA. It's not that serious. Relax

It's not that serious for you to get offended of me pointing out the circle jerk.
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post #66170 of 93193
Even Turner got jokes
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post #66171 of 93193
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Originally Posted by Mister Friendly View Post

It's not that serious for you to get offended of me pointing out the circle jerk.
I don't get offended. I think it's funny. It's not like I hate you for liking or defending lebron. Like I said it's not that serious . relax.
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EVAN TURNER IS ONLY RESTRICTED BY HIS LACK OF TALENT
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roll.gif

When you're as ugly and weird as Evan turner you gotta develop that sense of humor laugh.gif. Me I'm just naturally funny and could skate thru life just on looks and penis size but God chose to bless me with more and for that I'm forever thankful
Evan is cool, natural humor. Not the irking Crock, KHart type.

Speaking of which, the GOAT film is Get Hard with Will Ferell.

So many HoF scenes in that movie. Second place is still thay scene from Hall Pass when Owen Wilson woke up from falling asleep in that jacuzzi.
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Originally Posted by lakersman3000 View Post

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Originally Posted by Mister Friendly View Post

It's not that serious for you to get offended of me pointing out the circle jerk.
I don't get offended. I think it's funny. It's not like I hate you for liking or defending lebron. Like I said it's not that serious . relax.

I was never not relaxed.

I made a general statement, you felt the need to address it.
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the GOAT film is Get Hard

I feel like there's something here
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Nobody ever said LeBron was a better shooter than Curry. You're blatantly making things up.

 

 

Misremembering? Yes. Blatantly making things up? Not quite. 

 

 

If stat nerds didn't say he was better, then they definitely said he was just as good a shooter as Curry. Which is just as insulting. 

 

Never seen a single person say that either.

post #66177 of 93193
Evan Turner's lowkey one of the funniest guys in the league

if he was a better player more people would know laugh.gif

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post #66178 of 93193
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Evan is cool, natural humor. Not the irking Crock, KHart type.

Speaking of which, the GOAT film is Get Hard with Will Ferell.

So many HoF scenes in that movie. Second place is still thay scene from Hall Pass when Owen Wilson woke up from falling asleep in that jacuzzi.
That hall pass scene is hella sus route mean.gif. But it's great for Netflix and chill sessions. Chicks be ready to buss the yambs wide open
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OH **** THE ROCKETS ARE SIGNING B-EASY
post #66180 of 93193
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Evan is cool, natural humor. Not the irking Crock, KHart type.

Speaking of which, the GOAT film is Get Hard with Will Ferell.

So many HoF scenes in that movie. Second place is still thay scene from Hall Pass when Owen Wilson woke up from falling asleep in that jacuzzi.

You only saying that because of the title. That movie is 4/8 at best.

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