Females you DONT want to smash and dont know why... Vol James Russle

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Not females that are overrated. I mean, women you would flat out say "No," to. Seems like now would be a good time.

Elizabeth Banks.

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I could totally understand how someone would find her attractive, but she doesnt do anything. Something about her face.. idk

Black folks prepare yourself.....



Michelle Obama.

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Yea, I get it. Shes a positive image of a strong black woman that should be upheld, but I can't sit here and pretend like I'm attracted to her. She's not guly, doe. At all. She just looks like a mean *** lunch lady to me. Sorry *Kanye Shrug*


Serena Williams.

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Actually, I do know why I wouldn't. Yes, she has a big black woman's booty......attached to a black man's back, attached to a black man's arms...Im good. Yall do you.
 
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But all three of them are str8 and you saying you wouldnt smash. They are miles ahead of your worst smash OP.

NT really must be ******* dimes while im out here smashing slim 8
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But all three of them are str8 and you saying you wouldnt smash. They are miles ahead of your worst smash OP.

NT really must be ******* dimes while im out here smashing slim 8:\

Thats why I say I dont know why. I could understand if you want to, but Im good.

Quit trying make this a pissing contest.

EDIT: And Serena is NOT "str8".
 
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Rihanna
She just seems like a ******* headache to deal with
Seems like she makes annoying moan sounds while u digging her out
She seems like the fast type after u put it on her good
Plus I prefer the old Rihanna
The "pon da replay" Rihanna
But even still I would t even wanna smash
She just seems like drama all the way around
 
But all three of them are str8 and you saying you wouldnt smash. They are miles ahead of your worst smash OP.

NT really must be ******* dimes while im out here smashing slim 8:\

Thats why I say I dont know why. I could understand if you want to, but Im good.

Quit trying make this a pissing contest.

EDIT: And Serena is NOT "str8".
I think Serena cool
But could see why some people wouldn't
She a black stallion fa real though
 
 
But all three of them are str8 and you saying you wouldnt smash. They are miles ahead of your worst smash OP.

NT really must be ******* dimes while im out here smashing slim 8:\
Thats why I say I dont know why. I could understand if you want to, but Im good.

Quit trying make this a pissing contest.

EDIT: And Serena is NOT "str8".
Its no pissing contest dude they are straight even without being celebrities. I catch myself at times thinking yea ill smash Serena......she would get smashed

but dont know why but ill smash Chelsea Peretti

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Rihanna
She just seems like a ******* headache to deal with
Seems like she makes annoying moan sounds while u digging her out
She seems like the fast type after u put it on her good
Plus I prefer the old Rihanna
The "pon da replay" Rihanna
But even still I would t even wanna smash
She just seems like drama all the way around

After the stories w/ her and CB, I would have to agree. It's like if she threw the yambs, I would have to drop the ball, she seems like she overreacts after she catch that golden rod.

I'd have to add Beyonce. Shorty look like her box might be average at best. Solange is crazy so u know her box Grade A :lol: but Beyonce looks like the only feat would be to say u beat and u would have to exaggerate about how great it was.
 
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Throwing somethin at CB's mom's tv breaking it, bustin her bro upside the head w/ a bottle. I'm gettin too old for a headache like that :lol:
 
Beyonce is what happens when a regular Houston girl gets some guidence.

I agree with everything said about Riri. If she wasnt on TV most would be checking for her.
 
Never understood the hype on Beyoncé
the other original members that got kicked out looked better
Letoya luckett I think one of the girls names was
She BAD
Waaaaaaay better looking than Beyoncé
Beyoncé look like she don't know how to ride
Like she throws ur motion off when u hittin it from the back
Like u gotta teach her everything and she still don't know what to do
Not to mention without all that glitz and fancy **** she still EXTRA average
now vanessa Williams is a woman who looks elegant and pretty no matter what
Man the things I would do to Vanessa Williams
Wasn't she like miss anerica or miss universe but had some nude photo scandal :nerd:
 
Not really attracted to Rihanna, she got that sex appeal tho

I would smash Nikki but wouldn't be too pressed about it, she looks good but don't like how everything is fake about her
 
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Not females that are overrated. I mean, women you would flat out say "No," to. Seems like now would be a good time.

Elizabeth Banks.



I could totally understand how someone would find her attractive, but she doesnt do anything. Something about her face.. idk

Black folks prepare yourself.....



Michelle Obama.



Yea, I get it. Shes a positive image of a strong black woman that should be upheld, but I can't sit here and pretend like I'm attracted to her. She's not guly, doe. At all. She just looks like a mean *** lunch lady to me. Sorry *Kanye Shrug*


Serena Williams.



Actually, I do know why I wouldn't. Yes, she has a big black woman's booty......attached to a black man's back, attached to a black man's arms...Im good. Yall do you.
You're buggin'...I hate to say it, but you're probably scared of their strength, Michelle is from the south side of Chicago, with a Degree from Princeton and Harvard. Not only is she intelligent, her confidence is sexy, so is her accent. Not mention her tall legs and beautiful smile. 

If DC ever decided to race bend Wonder Woman in a movie, Serena Willams would definitely be my top choice...she's oozing with sexuality. Not to mention her face is flawless. My masculinity is intact and isn't measured by my ability to assert dominance over smaller women. If you stare at her and contrast her body parts to those of a man, you may have to see someone about what you're struggling with.

Banks is okay...don't know much about her.

 
 
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Not females that are overrated. I mean, women you would flat out say "No," to. Seems like now would be a good time.


Elizabeth Banks.

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I could totally understand how someone would find her attractive, but she doesnt do anything. Something about her face.. idk


Black folks prepare yourself.....




Michelle Obama.

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Yea, I get it. Shes a positive image of a strong black woman that should be upheld, but I can't sit here and pretend like I'm attracted to her. She's not guly, doe. At all. She just looks like a mean *** lunch lady to me. Sorry *Kanye Shrug*



Serena Williams.

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Actually, I do know why I wouldn't. Yes, she has a big black woman's booty......attached to a black man's back, attached to a black man's arms...Im good. Yall do you.




You're buggin'...I hate to say it, but you're probably scared of their strength, Michelle is from the south side of Chicago, with a Degree from Princeton and Harvard. Not only is she intelligent, her confidence is sexy, so is her accent. Not mention her tall legs and beautiful smile. 


If DC ever decided to race bend Wonder Woman in a movie, Serena Willams would definitely be my top choice...she's oozing with sexuality. Not to mention her face is flawless. My masculinity is intact and isn't measured by my ability to assert dominance over smaller women. If you stare at her and contrast her body parts to those of a man, you may have to see someone about what you're struggling with.


Banks is okay...don't know much about her.


 

Naw. Quite the opposite...but thats another thread for another day.

As far as Serena, I just dont like muscular women. Its a limit to me, this..

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..is the most I'll do.

I touch more than T&A during sex and I dont wanna feel up on Tiki Barbers arms bro.
 
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