The Greatest Story Ever Told?

lobotomybeats

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"I was like this ***** lost in the sauce & his ***** lost in the game."

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bruh..i literally read the whole thing on the edge of my seat lmaooo. these hos crazy



almost too many abstract details to not be real. either that or shorty needs to be a writer. got skillz b
 
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Wow. That was a very entertaining read. I don't believe it's true though. I couldn't find anything about the man she described being arrested or convicted. So if it was on the news surely there would be an article about it.
 
Never seen either of these ******* in the Detroit stripping scene. And the city is small, all the strippers are well known. Could be true tho but very entertaining.
 
Meh, how you know whats going on in the room if you hiding around the corner? Yea the beds in those rooms be squeaky but how did she know the gun was in his lap when Z sat down? How did she know Jess was in the closet tied up and knocked out? Would this not make ***** an accessory? Then she ended it with "If you stuck through the whole thing, you're hilarious."? **** know how to google too.

There is probably some truth to the story, but she didn't want to look stupid by not seeing the complete obvious.
 
yeah she basically just snitched on herself...so i dunno. this story is too well written lmao
 
screw you guys! Tomorrow we will learn Jimmy Kimmel was behind the story. For now, let me think this is the coolest story ever
 
dog i'm reading the first few tweets and i'm already think sex trafficking.  gotta leave this thread to want it spoiled, i'm in
 
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hnnnnnngggggggggggg

If Jess needs to be saved again she can DM me anytime
 
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Never seen either of these ******* in the Detroit stripping scene. And the city is small, all the strippers are well known. Could be true tho but very entertaining.

Catch you at Penthouse or King of Diamonds playa. City ain't that small, but you know how it goes. These girls were prob dancing in Dearborn :lol:
 
eh I don't know about some parts of this. $500 for 15 minute and $5500 in 1 night? Thats like porn star levels of money making. No way that chick was commanding that kinda dough without a serious website
 
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