The Greatest Story Ever Told?

Man, I was super into the story reading it on my phone when I first woke up...then he tried to jump off the balcony and I could not stop laughing :lol:
 
[emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji][emoji]128514[/emoji] **** is gold. Like the stripper version of snow on the bluff lmao there needs to be a lane for ratchet **** like this
 
I mean... Jessica has a kid, fiancé... Legitimate **** to lose. Of course shed try to save face. :lol:
 
Still thinks its made up.. But hell o a imagination. Like dude pointed out, nobody saw him give her the gun then son says u got the gun.
 
If Jess wants to say the story is fake or exaggerated then she missing out on money.

If Zola is really getting offers she about to make $$$ and if the rest want to deny it more money for her.

:rofl: @ Ava DuVernay commenting on this. I mean yall know this is almost like the female version of how Iceberg Slim became a successful author right? Just updated for our times and using the platform of social media.

Still thinks its made up.. But hell o a imagination. Like dude pointed out, nobody saw him give her the gun then son says u got the gun.
That could be covered up in the movie like while they were in the car Jarrett noticed she had a piece in her purse and Zola didn't see he saw.
 
Or Maybe They Just Recapped Everything On The Way To The Plan? It's Not Like They Didn't Spend Hours Togther After All The Stuff Jumped Off At The Hotels. Like I'm Sure Z Told Them The Story Of What Happened While He Was In The Room At Some Point
 
Calm down bruh, aint nobody going for this......

Classic thot story telling 101, "Make me look good, make the other girl look bad."


[quote name=TMZ]

Zola -- the woman whose Twitter tale has taken the Internet by storm -- might soon have her own movie or TV series because Hollywood execs are hitting her up left and right.

Unless you've been living under a rock this week, Zola gained global attention when she took to Twitter and told the story of her trip to Florida to strip with a "white *****" named Jessica. Zola tells TMZ her story captivated execs at MTV, VICE, WME and a few independent film makers.

Zola says she'd like her own TV series about her days as a dancer and wants Meagan Good or KeKe Palmer to play her.

Zola's married to the guy from the saga and she's expecting a kid. She tells us she hasn't stripped since her wild weekend in March.

We smell an Oscar.
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Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/30/zola-stripper-movie-tv-show/#ixzz3q5qmIXag


You were saying?!
 
Calm down bruh, aint nobody going for this......

Classic thot story telling 101, "Make me look good, make the other girl look bad."


[quote name=TMZ]

Zola -- the woman whose Twitter tale has taken the Internet by storm -- might soon have her own movie or TV series because Hollywood execs are hitting her up left and right.

Unless you've been living under a rock this week, Zola gained global attention when she took to Twitter and told the story of her trip to Florida to strip with a "white *****" named Jessica. Zola tells TMZ her story captivated execs at MTV, VICE, WME and a few independent film makers.

Zola says she'd like her own TV series about her days as a dancer and wants Meagan Good or KeKe Palmer to play her.

Zola's married to the guy from the saga and she's expecting a kid. She tells us she hasn't stripped since her wild weekend in March.

We smell an Oscar.

But how is this being twisted into anyone being a hero as YOU were saying sir?

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2015/10/30/zola-stripper-movie-tv-show/#ixzz3q5qmIXag


You were saying?![/quote]
 

The "hero" part was a hyperbole, but you catch my drift. These types of tales happen everyday, this one just happened to catch a lot more attention.
 
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This is the most basic story ever!

I'm completely blown away by the attention this is getting!

A 15 year old white girl from Iowa could of wrote this up purely off imagination.
 
this is the worst ish i've ever read next to that harlem shake story.

people have short anttention spans nowadays so im not surprised.

15 mins have gone down to 30 seconds of garbage..

not funny and just trying so hard to be edgy.

2 thumbs down.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           
 
Do we have anyone here that actually has firsthand knowledge about this lifestyle that could confirm if things in the story is fake or real?
 
Do we have anyone here that actually has firsthand knowledge about this lifestyle that could confirm if things in the story is fake or real?

Outside of the huge plot holes, whats so unbelievable about the story?
 
Outside of the huge plot holes, whats so unbelievable about the story?
 I mean the girls I've known plenty of personally in my life, Jarret could be like most nters but how could a guy like Z afford a nice condo etc. and actually make money if he was only bringing 3 johns a night at $100 a piece.  Zola made Z seem like he didn't know the business at all
 
Outside of the huge plot holes, whats so unbelievable about the story?


 I mean the girls I've known plenty of personally in my life, Jarret could be like most nters but how could a guy like Z afford a nice condo etc. and actually make money if he was only bringing 3 johns a night at $100 a piece.  Zola made Z seem like he didn't know the business at all

IIRC that wasnt Z the was another guy. AKA the big black dude from the beginning of the story.
 
IIRC that wasnt Z the was another guy. AKA the big black dude from the beginning of the story.
No Z was a big black dude.  The big black dude in the beginning was Xavier who was a sugar daddy
 
IIRC that wasnt Z the was another guy. AKA the big black dude from the beginning of the story.

No Z was a big black dude.  The big black dude in the beginning was Xavier who was a sugar daddy

You right.

I had to go back and look at the story again. The roommate that "took care" of Jessica?

Just more holes in the story.
 
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