Chipotle closes 43 restaurants due to E. coli outbreak

RobTooFresco said:
Omg, b.

I minus whale change my SN to TheGuacBandit... I'm at Chipotle right now & finessed them AGAIN for free guac.

Lowkey though, I don't think it was cause of the extra lettuce trick this time.

Homie who was serving me the guac said "Guac is going to be extra, is that ok" HELLA loud & the cashier was well w/in hearing distance.

I thought the streak was going to end right there & then :smh: I brought $8 in cash too cause my confidence was on 100 regarding my juugin' skills (still had my debit card in my pocket tho).

To my surprise, it still came out to $7.24 :wow:

I've come to the conclusion that shorty was feeling me so she gave ya boy the guac for free...

Bless her heart because she's a top heavy Latina & no amount of free guac in the world would make me stick my peen in her.

3/3 the streak lives on [emoji]128588[/emoji]
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Risk the peen for the FREE food b. No more quac sweat. Imagine all that free unlimited quac u can have. All you need to do is give her your tube steak asada
 
Slighted said:
@RobTooFresco
-- just mirin' from here. :lol:  

What happened to your remaining coupons, fam?
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I only had 2 :smh:

The one I received at my mailing address & the other I stole from my brother (son is aware that everyone got free coupons & is befuddled as to why he didn't get one btw :rofl:).

22stylez 22stylez my love of the thickums is pretty well documented on here but when their body is looking like a caramel apple on a stick... I draw the line there :x

A man has to have principles.
 
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This dude RobtooFresco got the chipotle finesse game on A1 right now :pimp:

I ain't eem mad...my dude joogin' and finessin' these cats outta business :lol:
 
jcmojica24 said:
This dude Rob wirh the guac jugg teach me the ways
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Ain't nothin' to it but to do it.

First, you have to properly assess your surroundings. It helps if it's packed but since the E Coli scare, this ain't happening. If you notice the cashier is going in & out of the back & they have to constantly be yelling "CASH," your probabilities just increased.

Next, comes the ordering process. Make sure to let them know from the jump you will be dining in. Be cool, calm & collected while telling them what you want in your bowl. Once you get to the last station, telling them you know it's extra when asking for the guac increases your chances even more of not being charged... because if you allow them to tell you, they're going to say that **** wild loud & the probability of juugin' just decreased. Next, tell them to put EXTRA lettuce so it hides the guac underneath... Since it's for here, when the cashier comes out they just look at it & assume it's just a chicken bowl.

The last hurdle... The payment process. Ideally, the cashier wasn't there during the order taking process & just shows up, glanced at your food & boom, finesse. In the case of them being nearby while your order was prepared, this is where your physical appeal & demeanor come into play & can save you like they did me last night.

Like my man Slighted would say, you gotta be looking delicious when attempting the guac juug. It can be used as your trump card, trust.

I hope this helps.
 
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RobTooFresco said:
Ain't nothin' to it but to do it.

First, you have to properly assess your surroundings. It helps if it's packed but since the E Coli scare, this ain't happening. If you notice the cashier is going in & out of the back & they have to constantly be yelling "CASH," your probabilities just increased.

Next, comes the ordering process. Make sure to let them know from the jump you will be dining in. Be cool, calm & collected while telling them what you want in your bowl. Once you get to the last station, telling them you know it's extra when asking for the guac increases your chances even more of not being charged... because if you allow them to tell you, they're going to say that **** wild loud & the probability of juugin' just decreased. Next, tell them to put EXTRA lettuce so it hides the guac underneath... Since it's for here, when the cashier comes out they just look at it & assume it's just a chicken bowl.

The last hurdle... The payment process. Ideally, the cashier wasn't there during the order taking process & just shows up, glanced at your food & boom, finesse. In the case of them being nearby while your order was prepared, this is where your physical appeal & demeanor come into play & can save you like they did me last night.

Like my man Slighted would say, you gotta be looking delicious when attempting the guac juug. It can be used as your trump card, trust.

I hope this helps.
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Any type of cologne or body spray you use? What kind cut you rockin right now? We NEED DETAILS man
 
I got you, papi...

My cut is exactly like Jon Snow's. Srs. So I'm already separating myself from all these douchey comb-overs, side parts & man buns (no offense to anyone in here who's rocking any of those).

My fragrance of choice last night was the one & only Yambventus (Aventus).

I stay war ready :smokin
 
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RobTooFresco said:
 
jcmojica24 said:
This dude Rob wirh the guac jugg teach me the ways
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Ain't nothin' to it but to do it.

First, you have to properly assess your surroundings. It helps if it's packed but since the E Coli scare, this ain't happening. If you notice the cashier is going in & out of the back & they have to constantly be yelling "CASH," your probabilities just increased.

Next, comes the ordering process. Make sure to let them know from the jump you will be dining in. Be cool, calm & collected while telling them what you want in your bowl. Once you get to the last station, telling them you know it's extra when asking for the guac increases your chances even more of not being charged... because if you allow them to tell you, they're going to say that **** wild loud & the probability of juugin' just decreased. Next, tell them to put EXTRA lettuce so it hides the guac underneath... Since it's for here, when the cashier comes out they just look at it & assume it's just a chicken bowl.

The last hurdle... The payment process. Ideally, the cashier wasn't there during the order taking process & just shows up, glanced at your food & boom, finesse. In the case of them being nearby while your order was prepared, this is where your physical appeal & demeanor come into play & can save you like they did me last night.

Like my man Slighted would say, you gotta be looking delicious when attempting the guac juug. It can be used as your trump card, trust.

I hope this helps.
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you guys are so petty 
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 isn't that s*it like a dollar extra? 
 
RobTooFresco said:
I got you, papi...

My cut is exactly like Jon Snow's. Srs. So I'm already separating myself from all these douchey comb-overs, side parts & man buns (no offense to anyone in here who's rocking any of those).

My fragrance of choice last night was the one & only Yambventus (Aventus).

I stay war ready :smokin
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RobTooFresco said:
I got you, papi...

My cut is exactly like Jon Snow's. Srs. So I'm already separating myself from all these douchey comb-overs, side parts & man buns (no offense to anyone in here who's rocking any of those).

My fragrance of choice last night was the one & only Yambventus (Aventus).

I stay war ready :smokin
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For some odd reason I thought you were black [emoji]128514[/emoji]
 
Slighted said:
@RobTooFresco
-- the employees at your Chipotle blind, fam? You can clearly see the guac.

:lol:
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I moved some of the lettuce for photo purposes.

I thought the streak was going to end though because the cashier was looking at my bowl for a hot minute trying to see what it was. She finally gave in & decided it was a chicken bowl 8)

The juug lives on [emoji]128588[/emoji]
 
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Finally conquered my fear and went back. The staff was excited to me and shouted "meatball back" as I entered. I got my usual steak bowl with brown rice. As I dug in I knew I'd be ok.
 
Was forced to eat chipotle yesterday. My 2nd time in life eating there :x

had a nice fat chicken burrito...it was pretty good. Still **** chipotle though
 
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