Taking a #2 vol. Proper Etiquette

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This came across my mind using the bathroom the other night..

Whats the proper etiquette or the proper way to take a #2.. so many questions like

DO you throw the toilet paper into a trash bin or into toilet bowl? Sometimes I walk into places and its don't throw into toilet bowl but in my home I always throw into toilet bowl.

Do you stand up when wiping or stay seated?

Do you flush right after stuff comes out or wait till you're fully done to flush once
 
IDK about habits people have while taking a #2, but in some parts of Asia they have this "step" people place their feet on to help your bowls move quicker.

I've been in and out of Japan for the past few months and I've never taken a #2 as fast as before :lol:
 
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It's not exactly like a Squatty Potty, but the idea is similar. The feet are placed a bit higher closer to toilet bowl level.
 
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why would throw the toilet paper in the garbage?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
 
Usually drink a protein shake first.
Stretch.
Take all my clothes off.
Put on some dmx.
Gargoyle style on the throne.
Drop the deuce.
Baby wipe.
Wipe.
Baby powder.
Blow dry.
Wash my hands.
 
Flush immediately following a bowel movement. Please. Don't sit in that funk
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People throw their toilet paper into the trash bin at my job. It's the most disgusting **** (no pun) ever. I work in IT, and most people who work in my department are foreign. I guess that's normal in their country.
 
It's because in their country the sewage system is not adequate enough to handle TP being flushed (clogged pipes), so they're forced to throw it in the bin. Still, I know it's disgusting. :lol:

If you're standing that's just nasty. Just imagine having the runs, and you're standing to wipe, Niagara falls all over your legs, undergarments, the floor, etc. More mess than it really needs to be. If it's dry season, still nasty because now you've got to set up an expedition into your crevice while the walls are caving in. You'll have to put extra manpower into those tools you call hands and dig like you mean it. And in the end still be stuck with dingleberries hanging in there while you walk all itchy. :x
 
So people actually sit down and wipe their ***???

Y'all definitely not cleaning every inch
 
throw in a wad of tp in the bowl before you go to avoid that backsplash.

others than that, this thread is ayo.

out.
 
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