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post #31 of 53
Hope you don't own a house.






















I don't, I flush them *****.
post #32 of 53

Wipe while standing hunched over of course. And the first couple of wads of paper get flushed, after the paper is white after the wipe they go into the trash bin.

 

Wet wipes a must **** a bidet would be even better if i cared to afford one. 

post #33 of 53
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Wipe while standing hunched over of course. And the first couple of wads of paper get flushed, after the paper is white after the wipe they go into the trash bin.

Wet wipes a must **** a bidet would be even better if i cared to afford one. 
My boy got this bidet called an Astor. It's cheap and just attaches to your toilet. I can't get over the name.
post #34 of 53
This thread has me geekin. I can't believe some of the s**t I'm reading, pun intended.
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post #35 of 53

Bloooood in some countries they throw the tp in the garbage. HELLL NAHHHHHHHH

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post #36 of 53
That one thread a while back bout this same topic was hilarious laugh.gif ...pages full of Lolz, somebody find that shiii
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post #37 of 53
Any o yall ever got a pair of kicks in da mail and wen u took the dusse you brought them in to look at instead of ya phone

In there like "damb nike u did it again " smokin.gif
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post #38 of 53
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Any o yall ever got a pair of kicks in da mail and wen u took the dusse you brought them in too look at instead of ya phone

Dead. Take my reps laugh.gif
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post #39 of 53
Filipinos know

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Can you flush wet wipes? I know there are flushable ones but I been told it's a myth. It will clog up your toilet over time

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post #41 of 53
I gotta kinda lean on one leg with my elbow and hold my manhood so it doesnt touch the inside of the toilet.
post #42 of 53

if you squat on the toliet seat to drope the doos, you wont even need to wipe.  word to ya mother.

post #43 of 53
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Filipinos know

Bruh #2!!!!!!! On everything I know family members in D.R that done that! I was like 4 years old and just had the sick.gif face when I saw that horror. Would never do that.
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post #44 of 53
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if you squat on the toliet seat to drope the doos, you wont even need to wipe.  word to ya mother.

This only applies if you got that Hank Hill/Miley Cyrus type of negative mass.
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post #45 of 53
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This only applies if you got that Hank Hill/Miley Cyrus type of negative mass.

na bro.  you must got that loose butthole

post #46 of 53
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If you dont use baby wipes, you a foul boy. Or at LEAST wet the tp.

Here's the thing with wetting the toilet paper: you can't just wet any old toilet paper. It's gotta be at least above-average quality.  

 

Ya boy tried doing that with the turlet paper at work and ended up picking paper dingleberries out from his crack in the shower later that day.  

post #47 of 53
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post #48 of 53
Had a suitemate during undergrad who all got butt *** naked to take *****, never understood that logic laugh.gif
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post #49 of 53
What team are you?

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What team are you?


the left side bruh, cant get no doo doo in my hands
post #51 of 53
Who TF still uses TP?

Getchu some Bruh wipes.

post #52 of 53
who the hell still uses toilets??

natural fertilizer
post #53 of 53
Am I the only one who can't dump without a pair of headphones in my ear
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