What's the strangest/worst/ most ridiculous place you HAD to poop
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even so I don't see how taking a **** is an experience like no other
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bruh tears, sorry i cant stop laughing.
Why can't you aim your piss in the toilet while you ****, what the ****?
If you can muster up the courage, apologize/explain yourself, but I don't think she will look at you the same way ever again. She cried and threatened you with a knife man man, you don't want nothing to do with her. Most people I know would start laughing at this age
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Me and my cousin was smashing these 2 girls in my room back in high school. Anybody that know me know this dude is the most disrespectful, ******ed, ruthless dude in the world. So I'm on my bed and baby girl on top, he on the floor smashing her friend then all I hear is a loud fart. I'm thinking that's a ***** dart but nah that smell hit 2.5 seconds later and the girls like ewww he farted. My room had a door connected to the bathroom and this dude goes in the, leaves the door open and we all sitting there and just letting em go. **** smelled terrible and dude just laughing like finish smashing n told his chick like I'll be done in one minute, keep it ready for me. ****** up the whole session and needless to say I had blue balls that night. **** u Ralph.
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lol I thought you were serious
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dammit ralph
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I painted the buttons and change slot on a soda machine.
We hit these apartments I used to live at to play water volleyball. We stopped beforehand at the Tigermarket for refreshments and I took advantage of the 2 for $2 Big @ss Hotdog Special. I washed it down with some Coors and got to playing.
I ended up with stomach cramps. Not living there made the facilities off limits. I bent over in front of the machine, spread the cheeks, and let 'er rip.
I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up. I feel like I sh@t the equivalent of a human brain.
We hit these apartments I used to live at to play water volleyball. We stopped beforehand at the Tigermarket for refreshments and I took advantage of the 2 for $2 Big @ss Hotdog Special. I washed it down with some Coors and got to playing.
I ended up with stomach cramps. Not living there made the facilities off limits. I bent over in front of the machine, spread the cheeks, and let 'er rip.
I feel bad for whoever had to clean that up. I feel like I sh@t the equivalent of a human brain.
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bbq at school and had cramps on my way home
sweating bullets wishing the bus would just get me home in time
steps away from my home. that warmth dripping down my legs :x
had to throw everything in a bag and toss them
my beloved and1s :x
sweating bullets wishing the bus would just get me home in time
steps away from my home. that warmth dripping down my legs :x
had to throw everything in a bag and toss them
my beloved and1s :x
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I have been scarred for life due to many of these momentsI don't even want to share my story
Those bubble guts with no access to toilet moments are easily the worst experiences of my life
One time I was on my way to work and it hit me as soon as I reach the train station now the train just got there so I figured I don't live to far so I'm good. Train stops on 59th street and waits for the express train to catch up. I'm sweating bullets at this point finally the other train comes aND my train continues. I run out the station like a mad man and blow up the bathroom. I don't think this had to do wit me but the toilet ended up clogging and Noone was able to use it all day. The smell was putrid.
Craziest place I ever dumped was in someone's unused backyard playing manhunt in hs
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Y’all some nasties!
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my basement sink... long story.....
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Worst I remember is just shredding the toilet at my ex's condo when I first met her. I was in there like a half hour and it was right outside her bedroom.
I was all geeked because she was pretty fine and I had a contest with my boy seeing who could hit first (she was a new girl at work) so yeah came in real hot but she was feeling me so it wasn't a big deal, but my pride was on the line here. Anyways come to find out a few weeks in she was not shy about poop stories and all that and I think she actually liked it.
That's pretty much it. Never really had any major poop drama.
I was all geeked because she was pretty fine and I had a contest with my boy seeing who could hit first (she was a new girl at work) so yeah came in real hot but she was feeling me so it wasn't a big deal, but my pride was on the line here. Anyways come to find out a few weeks in she was not shy about poop stories and all that and I think she actually liked it.
That's pretty much it. Never really had any major poop drama.
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I've never really pooped any where strange. But when I first got to New York, I was in BK. Chick brings me to her spot, there is poop in the door way. Thought It was a dog, It was a dude staying with one of her roommates dude took a duece in the door way. Thought it was a strange place to poop.
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gf crib...at the time we were just friends and it was literally the first day she had the place. i helped her move in. then she says she wants to go target to get an a/c..she was like you did enough so you can chill here till i get back.. in the 45 minutes she was gone i took the first piss, dookie, and shower in that apartment...i air dried on her mattress for a good 10 minutes too before i put my clothes back on
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Indy 500 like 5 years ago.
Drank out of a plastic bat... was beyond wasted... had to **** so bad.
beer for like 30 straight hours.....
Didn't know what was happening.
Went to a random backyard and took a huge dump on their swing set.
Brought paper towels and left it all there.
biggest dump of my life
Lost like 5 pounds
and I was drinking a beer while doing it.
Drank out of a plastic bat... was beyond wasted... had to **** so bad.
beer for like 30 straight hours.....
Didn't know what was happening.
Went to a random backyard and took a huge dump on their swing set.
Brought paper towels and left it all there.
biggest dump of my life
Lost like 5 pounds
and I was drinking a beer while doing it.
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I agree. This could have all been prevented if he wasn't an awkward dude in general. Why would someone need a pee bottle? Of course dude didn't even think about a courtesy flush while stuffing a toilet with TP.
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That could be post of the year.
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View media item 1796415 somewhere in between Sidney Nebraska and kimball Nebraska.. Thought there was a gas station but ended up being closed and had to look up and thought there was a river to **** in but ended up being a dried up creek
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Nt'ers are about to be crapping on their lawn now just because.
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I had anal sex with some chick 2 blocks away from there. Bogan girls used to be freaks
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Man, I was crossing back to Canada from Buffalo, NY. I ate at the Cheesecake factory prior to returning (had an app, entree and shared dessert with my girl)
Didnt drop my morning deuce before this trip either. Started getting really bad bubble guts 15 min before getting to the boarder, thought I could hold off till we got back to my place.
Nope... It got real bad. I start sweating in the backseat and to make matters worse, the boarder was rammed so I was stuck there for a good 30 min waiting. Had a few close calls and apologized in advance incase I unleashed fury in his car
Luckily the chick at the boarder didnt make us pull over to pay any taxes so I quickly asked where the closest bathroom was, she said it was just a lil further up from the boarder.
Man, I ran to the bathroom and destroyed it. Felt bad for the 2 guys in there taking a leak. Sounded like I was shooting an AR into the toilet
Pretty sure it was super loud cuz my boy came in the bathroom after and says "You good?" And quickly shuts the door. Guess it smelt real bad
Didnt drop my morning deuce before this trip either. Started getting really bad bubble guts 15 min before getting to the boarder, thought I could hold off till we got back to my place.
Nope... It got real bad. I start sweating in the backseat and to make matters worse, the boarder was rammed so I was stuck there for a good 30 min waiting. Had a few close calls and apologized in advance incase I unleashed fury in his car
Luckily the chick at the boarder didnt make us pull over to pay any taxes so I quickly asked where the closest bathroom was, she said it was just a lil further up from the boarder.
Man, I ran to the bathroom and destroyed it. Felt bad for the 2 guys in there taking a leak. Sounded like I was shooting an AR into the toilet
Pretty sure it was super loud cuz my boy came in the bathroom after and says "You good?" And quickly shuts the door. Guess it smelt real bad
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Posted this one June 2013 in the "When's the last time you crapped yourself?" thread. Thread is locked now so I can't quote, but I'll copy/paste:
"Had an extremely close call today.
I had my CNA state certification exam this morning at 8. I got there an hour early to study the clinical skills in the parking lot. About 15 minutes into studying I felt a powerful dump brewing. I did my best to stay strong, but by 7:45 I was sweating bullets and doing lamaze breathing in my car. I finally say eff it and walk to the front door to see if they'll let us in before the exam. Locked. However, my problems got even worse because me motioning towards the door set off a chain reaction of everyone else getting out of the car and waiting with me. I tried talking with one of the ladies taking the test, but I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying and she could no doubt hear the struggle in my voice/see it on my face. After two minutes of this, the pressure of the Huxtable family I have weighing down on my rectum is simply too much. I blurted out "I HAVE A PHONE CALL!!!" and bolted around the side of the building with my phone to my ear to create illusion that I was talking to someone. I saw an electrical box surrounded by tall bushes, but it's about 10 feet away from the Director of the training institute's office window. I hesitated for a moment, but came to the conclusion that I had no other choice. I jump behind the bushes and let out one of my biggest doo doo pies on record. The whole time I was worried about being seen by someone pulling up to the building or getting that poo poo on my white scrubs, but I miraculously made it out unscathed. I pulled up my scrub pants, ran back to the line, went inside, wiped, and no one was the wiser. "
"Had an extremely close call today.
I had my CNA state certification exam this morning at 8. I got there an hour early to study the clinical skills in the parking lot. About 15 minutes into studying I felt a powerful dump brewing. I did my best to stay strong, but by 7:45 I was sweating bullets and doing lamaze breathing in my car. I finally say eff it and walk to the front door to see if they'll let us in before the exam. Locked. However, my problems got even worse because me motioning towards the door set off a chain reaction of everyone else getting out of the car and waiting with me. I tried talking with one of the ladies taking the test, but I couldn't concentrate on what she was saying and she could no doubt hear the struggle in my voice/see it on my face. After two minutes of this, the pressure of the Huxtable family I have weighing down on my rectum is simply too much. I blurted out "I HAVE A PHONE CALL!!!" and bolted around the side of the building with my phone to my ear to create illusion that I was talking to someone. I saw an electrical box surrounded by tall bushes, but it's about 10 feet away from the Director of the training institute's office window. I hesitated for a moment, but came to the conclusion that I had no other choice. I jump behind the bushes and let out one of my biggest doo doo pies on record. The whole time I was worried about being seen by someone pulling up to the building or getting that poo poo on my white scrubs, but I miraculously made it out unscathed. I pulled up my scrub pants, ran back to the line, went inside, wiped, and no one was the wiser. "
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