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What's the strangest/worst/ most ridiculous place you HAD to poop
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some of them got lawns, some will be dominating poops in the street I'm sure. My homie once did that. His toilet was broke, I'm smoking a cig on his from stoop. Just walks by me buck naked like its nothing with a roll of toilet paper and craps between his parents cars in the street. Most savage household I've ever met. Straight hood rich. Dudes dad bought a three thousand dollar fridge for no reason. He couldn't fit it through the door so he broke the door way bigger with a sledge hammer. Door way is still non existent 10 years later.
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i legit made a whole video about this topic
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When I went to trinidad for a week the toilets didn't have seats on them. :x Had to put my hands on the sides of the stalls to support myself as I squatted down and prayed I didn't knock the walls down. I also didn't check how much toilet paper roll and realized I only had like 1/10th of a roll left.
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Shhhhhheeesh, any after all that homie is still down itsome of them got lawns, some will be dominating poops in the street I'm sure. My homie once did that. His toilet was broke, I'm smoking a cig on his from stoop. Just walks by me buck naked like its nothing with a roll of toilet paper and craps between his parents cars in the street. Most savage household I've ever met. Straight hood rich. Dudes dad bought a three thousand dollar fridge for no reason. He couldn't fit it through the door so he broke the door way bigger with a sledge hammer. Door way is still non existent 10 years later.
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I had to quote this.
such an amazing post..
the gif
the dog making that face is so classic
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I've taken dumps in plenty of bar bathrooms, but I think the strangest dump I ever took was in the bathroom of Niketown NY. Went for a run with the Nike plus running group. As the run was ending I knew I had to let some epicness go and couldn't wait to get home. Went into the bathroom and took my sweat filled shirt off and dropped deuce shirtless like a real one. It smelled terrible, my dumps after running always do. People were complaining about the smell, but I was out there thugging with no regard.
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that misc story is undefeated
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garage next to an apt party....
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when you gotta go you gotta go .back in the day I drove back to Philly from Penn State to get the Easter AF1's
I stopped at McDonalds and got breakfast burritos like an idiot at 6am, bubble guts hit me about half way and I was like I can make the next rest stop, I couldn't make the next rest stop
no lie pulled over on the highway and went on the passenger side of my car, luckily it was like 730am in bumble country but the few cars that passed had to me like
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Took a shower
Walking to my friends house and caught the bubble guts walking
Was hot and humid and I was on a busy street
Butt started itching but couldn't scratch
Kept walking till I saw a cut between some trees
Ran over to trees . Dropped my mom ants and let it ride
Pulled them back up
Continued my journey to my friends house with a case of mudbutt since there was no tp available
Got there and cleaned myself up.
Good times, good times
Walking to my friends house and caught the bubble guts walking
Was hot and humid and I was on a busy street
Butt started itching but couldn't scratch
Kept walking till I saw a cut between some trees
Ran over to trees . Dropped my mom ants and let it ride
Pulled them back up
Continued my journey to my friends house with a case of mudbutt since there was no tp available
Got there and cleaned myself up.
Good times, good times
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porta-pot at edclv. head full of drugs and stomach full of mush.. it was def an experience droppin the deuce
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I'm allergic to hazelnuts....but I LOVED Nutella. I knew I was allergic even as a kid, but here's the thing...a cat from where I'm from was never exposed to Nutella, and my hazelnut allergies didn't mean anything to me back then because I'm not about to eat no hazelnuts.. But I never tasted Nutella until I was 16,17... First time I had it, it was on a sandwich that my mans made for me. I broke out in hives. Something slight.
But I was hooked on to the taste. I couldn't wait till I stopped swelling up so I can make a late night store run to get that fix and run back to the crib. That night, I knew I was going to be on a mission the next day. So planning things out, I sneak into my moms wallet and swipe her Costco membership card. Nothing malicious, but those who've been to costco know that they won't sell you NOTHING without a membership card.. Next morning, I decide to make a quick trip to Costco and I buy the biggest tub of Nutella I can find. Now this tub is huge, had to carry it with 2 hands. So in my head, I'm like "****, I can't carry this **** in my crib, my parents gonna look at me like I'm bugging", so I call up my mans (same one who introduces me to it) and tell him I'm about to come through to stash the tub and eat a little. I go to his house, as soon as I get in, I crack the lid, grab a wooden spoon and go to work. When I tell y'all I ate quarter of that jar..that's fax. After a couple spoons, I decided to use my hand, because the spoon wasn't giving me the right amount. So at this point, I'm tossing handfuls of Nutella in my mouth, and my hands and face are covered in it. I'm sitting on son's kitchen floor looking like chocolate boy in Hey Arnold...20 minutes later, my stomach starts acting up, I start sweating like an out of towner on a NYC subway train at 2AM. I run to the bathroom, before I can pull my pants all the way down, I sneeze and my intestines just let loose and I **** all over the toilet seat and floor. I'm ******** and throwing up all over the bathroom, Nutella still on my hands, leaving Nutella handprints on son's mirror, bathtub, toilet seat...everywhere. Of course everything is brown, so I can't even tell the vomit from the ****. When I got dressed that morning, I had on a white champion hoody..I walk out the bathroom in a what looked like a brown Miskeen hoody..pants looking like I just did a mud crawl.
Never even thought about buying Nutella again after that situation.
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I'm allergic to hazelnuts....but I LOVED Nutella. I knew I was allergic even as a kid, but here's the thing...a cat from where I'm from was never exposed to Nutella, and my hazelnut allergies didn't mean anything to me back then because I'm not about to eat no hazelnuts.. But I never tasted Nutella until I was 16,17... First time I had it, it was on a sandwich that my mans made for me. I broke out in hives. Something slight.
But I was hooked on to the taste. I couldn't wait till I stopped swelling up so I can make a late night store run to get that fix and run back to the crib. That night, I knew I was going to be on a mission the next day. So planning things out, I sneak into my moms wallet and swipe her Costco membership card. Nothing malicious, but those who've been to costco know that they won't sell you NOTHING without a membership card.. Next morning, I decide to make a quick trip to Costco and I buy the biggest tub of Nutella I can find. Now this tub is huge, had to carry it with 2 hands. So in my head, I'm like "****, I can't carry this **** in my crib, my parents gonna look at me like I'm bugging", so I call up my mans (same one who introduces me to it) and tell him I'm about to come through to stash the tub and eat a little. I go to his house, as soon as I get in, I crack the lid, grab a wooden spoon and go to work. When I tell y'all I ate quarter of that jar..that's fax. After a couple spoons, I decided to use my hand, because the spoon wasn't giving me the right amount. So at this point, I'm tossing handfuls of Nutella in my mouth, and my hands and face are covered in it. I'm sitting on son's kitchen floor looking like chocolate boy in Hey Arnold...20 minutes later, my stomach starts acting up, I start sweating like an out of towner on a NYC subway train at 2AM. I run to the bathroom, before I can pull my pants all the way down, I sneeze and my intestines just let loose and I **** all over the toilet seat and floor. I'm ******** and throwing up all over the bathroom, Nutella still on my hands, leaving Nutella handprints on son's mirror, bathtub, toilet seat...everywhere. Of course everything is brown, so I can't even tell the vomit from the ****. When I got dressed that morning, I had on a white champion hoody..I walk out the bathroom in a what looked like a brown Miskeen hoody..pants looking like I just did a mud crawl.
Never even thought about buying Nutella again after that situation.
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After my ACL surgery the pain meds would clog me up like crazy. I was taking laxatives, stool softener, and drinking prune juice. I wouldn't go for like 3 days at a time. Plus my leg was in an immobilizer cast and it was hard to sit on the toilet.
About 10 days after surgery I had gone almost 4 days without going and I was getting really scared. I was popping the max amount of laxatives possible and nothing would happen. Earlier in the day my friend convinced me that if I hadn't gone by the end of the day that I should do an enema. I agreed.
My friend brought me to chipotle to get food and I already had 3 days worth of food still in me. after we ate we were suppose to go buy the enema. I think between half the chicken burrito I ate and the thought of sticking something up my butt scared me so much that I convinced myself I could poop.
Finally I sat down and nothing was happening. I would push until blue in the face and nothing. Finally after about 8 minutes of pushing, I thought I felt something coming. It ended up being a couple rock hard dingle berries, like 4-7 blueberry shaped spheres, but really solid. Then everything stopped again. I was furious and scared.
I think those single berries were like the plug on the bottom of a water cooler, you know how when the ice melts and you want to drain all the water out? Because after another 5 minutes of sitting there, the flood gates opened. And there was 2 rounds.
The first round was a mush close to the consistency of mashed potatoes with extra butter. Total flow time was probably around 45 seconds no joke, broken up over about a 2 minute span. Second round was basically water. At minimum another 1 minute of heavy flow time. Let's just say there was some spray marks in a 1-2' radius around the toilet when it was over.
Moral of the story: don't get addicted to pain pills. But if you do stay on laxatives too
About 10 days after surgery I had gone almost 4 days without going and I was getting really scared. I was popping the max amount of laxatives possible and nothing would happen. Earlier in the day my friend convinced me that if I hadn't gone by the end of the day that I should do an enema. I agreed.
My friend brought me to chipotle to get food and I already had 3 days worth of food still in me. after we ate we were suppose to go buy the enema. I think between half the chicken burrito I ate and the thought of sticking something up my butt scared me so much that I convinced myself I could poop.
Finally I sat down and nothing was happening. I would push until blue in the face and nothing. Finally after about 8 minutes of pushing, I thought I felt something coming. It ended up being a couple rock hard dingle berries, like 4-7 blueberry shaped spheres, but really solid. Then everything stopped again. I was furious and scared.
I think those single berries were like the plug on the bottom of a water cooler, you know how when the ice melts and you want to drain all the water out? Because after another 5 minutes of sitting there, the flood gates opened. And there was 2 rounds.
The first round was a mush close to the consistency of mashed potatoes with extra butter. Total flow time was probably around 45 seconds no joke, broken up over about a 2 minute span. Second round was basically water. At minimum another 1 minute of heavy flow time. Let's just say there was some spray marks in a 1-2' radius around the toilet when it was over.
Moral of the story: don't get addicted to pain pills. But if you do stay on laxatives too
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^ I forgot I got some dope poop stories but I honestly don't want to share. after a certain point of constipation you will vomit your poop out your mouth because you get so full of it. That didn't happen to me but after a ct scan of my stomach they knew it was about to. They had me shove some laxative up my *** that gives your stomach no choice but to let her buck. It controls your muscles to push it all out. Felt great after. Felt like I was dying during and forgot to take a pic... Gotta love morphine.
after a certain point of constipation you will vomit your poop out your mouth because you get so full of it. That didn't happen to me but after a ct scan of my stomach they knew it was about to. They had me shove some laxative up my *** that gives your stomach no choice but to let her buck. It controls your muscles to push it all out. Felt great after. Felt like I was dying during and forgot to take a pic... Gotta love morphine. 
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I'm one of those weirdos that doesn't **** in public restrooms. They just seem so damn dirty to me.
Anyway,
Back when I was in college I dormed with this one dude from Oakland. He was a freshman so he had been going hard all year. So anyway, I went to a party on campus with my boy and my roommate was at some frat thing so we didn't see each other that night. I got back home first and knocked out. There were four of us in the dorm and only two rooms, so each room had 2 people. I wake up the next day and I'm ready to go to the living room and watch some NCAA March Madness games. I go to brush my teeth and as I'm approaching the bathroom I see there's a bundled up t shirt on the ground. I get closer and I realize that bundled up t shirt is actually a pile a ****. I couldn't believe it. It didn't even stink. It was just a big pile of **** right on the bathroom floor. I couldn't wrap my mind around it and I was the only one awake so I went to my boy's dorm to watch the games while I waited for the culprit to clean it. I figured it was Oakland dude cuz the other 2 roommates didn't eem drink or anything so I sent him a text telling him to let me know when he cleaned his **** up.
So anyway, a couple hours later I get a long text from him apologizing saying he blacked out and didn't remember doing it. I get back to the dorm and walk in the room. This dude has little pebbles of **** on his bed
I let him know and he starts taking off all his sheets. He has stains all over the place. I talked to the other roommates asking if anybody else saw the pile and one of them said he thought it was a chocolate cake until he got down and smelled it
That was a perfect description tho. It looked like a huge chocolate cupcake. Come to think of it, I never asked him how he cleaned it. It looked like a mushy type. He would have had to scoop that thing up
I'll never forget watching Omar Samhan ball on Villanova. Not because it was a great game, but because that was the day my roommate took a **** on the bathroom floor.
Anyway,
Back when I was in college I dormed with this one dude from Oakland. He was a freshman so he had been going hard all year. So anyway, I went to a party on campus with my boy and my roommate was at some frat thing so we didn't see each other that night. I got back home first and knocked out. There were four of us in the dorm and only two rooms, so each room had 2 people. I wake up the next day and I'm ready to go to the living room and watch some NCAA March Madness games. I go to brush my teeth and as I'm approaching the bathroom I see there's a bundled up t shirt on the ground. I get closer and I realize that bundled up t shirt is actually a pile a ****. I couldn't believe it. It didn't even stink. It was just a big pile of **** right on the bathroom floor. I couldn't wrap my mind around it and I was the only one awake so I went to my boy's dorm to watch the games while I waited for the culprit to clean it. I figured it was Oakland dude cuz the other 2 roommates didn't eem drink or anything so I sent him a text telling him to let me know when he cleaned his **** up.
So anyway, a couple hours later I get a long text from him apologizing saying he blacked out and didn't remember doing it. I get back to the dorm and walk in the room. This dude has little pebbles of **** on his bed
I'll never forget watching Omar Samhan ball on Villanova. Not because it was a great game, but because that was the day my roommate took a **** on the bathroom floor.
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if that was a week ago mightve been me and my homeboys complaining about that, you could smell that **** in the hallway
Had the smell lingering in our noses for a minute
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When i was a junior in high school, me and my boys went to this tuxedo shop preparing for prom. The place wasn't very big and the bathroom was in the middle of the area. The bowels began rumbling so i knew I had to let it go right then and there. I asked my homeboy to borrow his phone because he had that old nokia with snake on there. I still remember the reluctant look on his face when I asked for it. I was in there handling business for a minute, and according to them, I had the entire room lit up. I didn't eem care for some reason.
Another time was during this summer camp. There was charter bus full of us high schoolers. We had just left a buffet restaurant, I'm thinking golden corral. Man, we got back on that bus and that mess hit me with the power of a Westbrook dunk. I remember my seat partner was trying to talk to me and I couldn't even respond. I was too focused on releasing that poison. 6 didn't want to poop in front of everyone on the bus so I held it for as long as I could.
It got to the point that it would either be the toilet or that seat. I went back there and released the fury. Of course there were a few laughs when I got out, but whatever.
I wish my homeboy was on here so he could tell his stories, he's got some funny ones. I just don't feel like typing them tonight. Crazy how we all know everybody poops, but it still seems so taboo. Some girls are so damn fine that it doesn't even seem like they could release atrocities. Theirs are probably more vicious than some men's.
Another time was during this summer camp. There was charter bus full of us high schoolers. We had just left a buffet restaurant, I'm thinking golden corral. Man, we got back on that bus and that mess hit me with the power of a Westbrook dunk. I remember my seat partner was trying to talk to me and I couldn't even respond. I was too focused on releasing that poison. 6 didn't want to poop in front of everyone on the bus so I held it for as long as I could.
It got to the point that it would either be the toilet or that seat. I went back there and released the fury. Of course there were a few laughs when I got out, but whatever.
I wish my homeboy was on here so he could tell his stories, he's got some funny ones. I just don't feel like typing them tonight. Crazy how we all know everybody poops, but it still seems so taboo. Some girls are so damn fine that it doesn't even seem like they could release atrocities. Theirs are probably more vicious than some men's.
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Not really the topic but im lactose and my girl copped a 4 cheese digorno from Kroger. I'm home alone before work and smack that ***** in the oven. This was a hour and a half ago, I smashed the whole thing but I been ******** ever since. Will it ever stop? I been ******** my insides out for a hour, my stomach shrunk 5 inches and my *** burn bad as hell man.
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