I thought this was gonna be in the work place ribbing. I was gonna suggest Jerk store and I had sex with your wife comebacks.
This is from a "friend" who isn't just roasting but is just naturally that way?
Originally Posted by gil23
i drop the ether and thats where it ends
Just be just as real as he thinks he's being:
1. Recently bought a new (used car). It's a normal, usable nice looking car. Nothing terrible, nothing amazing. He gets in and says, "your door handles suck at opening." In the past this would of started 20 mins of smack talk.
Yeah they're not as good as the door handles on your car.... Oh wait you don't have a car.
If he does have a car:Your reply:
That reminds me your car sucks at getting you yambs. What do you have to live for? Kill yourself."
2. Me, him and another friend were reminiscing and we were talking about our parents plans etc and the old, small apartment I grew up in comes up. He says, "that place was a s(h)ithole, your rents must of saved so much not buying a house."
True, remember that time we saw your mom naked though? What was up with that? She sure could've spent some money on a boob job.
Plus there's just the timeless reply to anything: "You're whack, you twisted, your girl's a ***. You broke, kid aint yours, and everybody knows. Your old man said you stupid! You be like "So?, I love my baby momma, I'll never let her go."
A good NT reply would be "But why your girl pum pum like the sleeve of a wizard?"