You Keep Your Body Clean Ha? Enema and Cleanse Dieting Thread.

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So, I'm trying look like this for the summer:






I decided to do an enema, a laxative, and cleansing concoction. The process should take 7 days. 
First, let me say the anxiety is understandable especially if you never had anything up your rectum. So I'll walk you through it.
I used the Fleet brand enema, they come in 133ml bottles. The guy at the pharmacy said, 750-1000ml is overkill, he was right.

I did mine in the bath tub (empty of course) and although the system comes pre-lubed you're gonna wanna add more. I used Vaseline.


There's this split second, when you're naked on your knees, and you're inserting a tube up your rectum this fear comes over you:

I felt like Fleece Johnson was watching me...


 

There's nothing to fear but fear itself. Just let it happen, think about the endgame. You're gonna be the man this summer. Insert the nozzle. If  things going in your rectum is a virgin experience, like it is for me, the experience of the enema nozzle entering can be scary.

The enema became an entity, and if it could talk:


 

...I was in doggy position like what the:

You have to squeeze the bottle, and it probably goes against everything you thought you knew as a man. You're powerless and paralyzed with fear:

Remember the endgame. You're gonna be "the master" this summer, squeeze the bottle!

You're gonna feel the cold water slide down your rectum, into your colon. You realize it isn't that bad. Then about 2-3mins in, you can feel the magic happening. It's time. You realize you're stronger than the enema.

You head to the toilet feeling the mixture of discomfort, but sublime confidence because you can feel yourself on the verge of being flushed out, clean. The whole time you're sitting like:

That's it...you're done.  You can feel the difference immediately. As I sit here and type, I know there's gonna be a few more episodes tonight. But the hard part is done.
Hopefully this thread gives you the courage to take the steps towards a cleaner colon and better health.
 
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You can stick all the tubes up your butt that you want.. you're only going to look like MBJ with a lot of working out, eating well, and good genetics. 
Yeah, I agree. But the enema is part of eating well. 
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Colon cleansing can help improve your body’s overall health and wellness, and may even reduce your risks for colon cancer.
[h3]Makes the digestive system more effective[/h3]
As the colon is cleansed, it pushes undigested waste through your system, clearing the way for good nutrient absorption. If waste remains in the body for too long, it becomes a breeding ground for bacteria and illness. A clean colon from a colon detox allows undigested waste to pass easily through your system.
[h3]Maintains regularity and prevents constipation[/h3]
Constipation — especially when it's chronic — causes a sluggish digestive response, which in turn leaves waste in the system longer. This increases the likelihood that toxins will be released into the bloodstream. It is also a cause of other illnesses and irritations, such as hemorrhoids and varicose veins.
[h3]Increases energy[/h3]
Releasing the toxins from your body is rejuvenating because it refocuses the energy usually used for forcing waste through your intestines to other parts of your body. People who have undergone colon detoxification say they have better blood circulation, more re****l sleep  and a boost in energy.
[h3]Increases the body's absorption of vitamins and nutrients[/h3]
A colon that has been cleansed allows only water, vitamins and nutrients to be absorbed into the bloodstream, rather than releasing toxins and bacteria through the colon walls. When the colon is detoxified, it clears the way for essential nutrients to filter into your body unobstructed.
[h3]Improves concentration[/h3]
Poor diet and ineffective vitamin absorption can cause you to become distracted and lose your concentration. The buildup of mucous and toxins in your colon can keep your body from getting what it needs to function, even if you eat a consistently healthy diet. Cleansing the colon with a detox diet can be the difference between feeling alert and not being able to focus. This has far-reaching ramifications for work, your relationships and your overall health.
[h3]Kick-starts weight loss[/h3]
Foods lacking in fiber move through the digestive tract at one-quarter the pace of high-fiber choices. This slow-moving food produces excess mucous that literally sticks to the intestinal walls, weighing the intestinal tract down with pounds of decaying fecal matter.

Colon cleansing has the potential to aid weight loss; some people claim to have lost up to 20 pounds over the course of a month. The average human colon weighs about four pounds empty and can hold up to eight meals' worth of food before digestion finally occurs. A colon cleansing can result in significant weight loss and kick-start your metabolism, as well as refocus your attention on better food choices and whole-body wellness.
[h3]Decreases risk of colon cancer[/h3]
All the toxins that you eat, drink, breathe in and absorb through your skin end up being processed by your gastrointestinal system and liver. If they are not forced from your colon and liver as quickly as possible, they can wreak havoc on your body's systems. By releasing stagnant body waste, you reduce the causes and the risk of polyps, cysts and cancerous growths in your colon and gastrointestinal tract.
[h3]Increases fertility[/h3]
Colon cleansing, as well as increased fiber intake and healthy food choices, improves regularity and helps keep your weight under control. Fat is estrogen-based, and if too much is present, becoming pregnant becomes more difficult. A colon that is weighed down by years of buildup can also press on the uterus and surrounding reproductive organs in women, causing strain.

Colon cleansing rids the body of many chemicals and toxins that affect the egg and sperm. Many naturopaths recommend that both partners undergo colon cleansing before attempting pregnancy.
[h3]Maintains pH balance in the bloodstream[/h3]
Foods that cause colon blockages are acid-forming — particularly high-protein diets without enough fiber. This leads to general malaise in the body. The tissue of the colon eventually becomes diseased and inflamed, reducing the colon's ability to do its job, which is to allow only water, minerals and vitamins to pass into the bloodstream. If yeasts, molds, fungus, bacteria, parasites or fecal material enter the bloodstream and connected tissue, the body's pH will be thrown out of balance.
[h3]Improves whole-body well-being[/h3]
Ridding the colon of waste and toxins by releasing layers of colon buildup can lead to feelings of lightness, strength and overall good health.
 
i think there's a way to cleanse by just drinking something without having to stick something up your ***.
 
Apple juices is the perfect cleanser for me. **** tears my stomach up. I litterally fart something foul all day and crap all day. I can seriously clear a room off Apple juice.
 
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Nah man. A enema isn't going to be part of my daily routine.

I could understand if you were getting pounded in the *** on the regular but a shower works for me.
 
papi was on his knees in da doggy position with a bottle in his butthole and thought nt papis would want to join in and have a similar experience?
like a TAMB?

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What the **** hahaha......yeah, not happening rather be a slob than put anything up my ***.

Enjoy it, I suppose. :smh:
 
I always keep an enema under the sink for girls when I decide (and they agree) that I want their butt... I had to teach a few of these snoots what an enema is :smh:...
 
i got a colonoscopy last year.

in preparation, i had to take dumb amounts of laxative pills and the other stir in laxative stuff.

I had to do it for 24 hours leading up to the procedure...i took prolly 20-30 liquid *****. it was horrible.

my shower became a dumping ground as well...:smh:

not worth it.
 
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