You Have No Business In The Hood If....

You've never had sleep for dinner
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If you cant roundoff, backwards, backwards, backwards, full
Never played a game of inahawk(never knew how to pronounce that lol)
Never played baseball with a axe handle and tennis ball
Never played basketball with crates as baskets
Never played throw em up eat em up
Made weapons out of window screens
Cant walk a bike at least a block
If you cant take being joaned
If you cant take a soda straight to the head
 
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if pissy elevator stench and graffiti in the staircase scare you. 

If your parents doesnt ask every adult with some sense to discipline you if they catch doing street ****. 
 
If you didn't know how to use a single dollar to make a meal

Brownie,Doritos, stick of gum, quarter juice

Nutty ,50 cent bag

Small fries from the Chinese restaurant doused in ketchup hot sauce and barbecue

Each of these combinations could be had for a dollar when I was younger
 
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you don't know who Ak is, and never made a 9-11 joke with him.

you are a male who wears/have ever worm Toms
 
bag of BBQ Middleswarth, Huggie or Quarter Fruit Punch, Little Debbie Brownie, and a bag of Swedish Fish/Peach Rings/Frooties = $1
 
if you don't have a bodega cat sitting on the bread you need to cop for you moms to make dinner.
 
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- If you dont understand why someone would ride around listening to the just the highs blasting.

- If someone pull up into your drive way and you dont stop what your doing, look out the window and ask, "Who is dat?"
 
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