You Have No Business In The Hood If....

If you've never had a random person walk up to you in a corner store and tell you they got that loud..
 
If you've never had a random person walk up to you in a corner store and tell you they got that loud..
Like y'all cousins or something 
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If you've never had a random person walk up to you in a corner store and tell you they got that loud..

-If you aint never walked up to a "random" person and asked where the loud at.....and got it, because they know your face.

'Yea you be in the 'park huh?.."

- If you can identify people buy the car. Even if its a royal blue 2009 Impala.

- If everyone in your squad goes buy their government issue.

- If you dont know what a "government issued" name is.
 
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If you're too good to eat the wing combo from the corner store.

Also make sure you throw the bones on the ground.
 
...Latinos being loud as **** at 6am in the morning bothers you...

*shouting at opposite ends of the block, instead of walking to each other*

"yo, where you going?", "I'm moving the car (pronounced caw) then going to get penis cream for Roberto", "Anthony in jail after him and Gabriela's fight", "You want something from the store (pronounce staw)?". "No, I love you baby". "Love you too papi".

*97.9 blasting loud as hell*

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If you order actual Chinese dishes from the local spot.

I did this once at a chinese spot.
Not in the hood but a pretty sketchy area.

I was like

"Let me get the number 14"

The lady was like :wow:
"Four teen?!!??

I was like yea 14 lol.

She was like "one.....four.....right??"

I waa like
"Lol yea"

Then she yelled out the order to the cook and this dude came out like

"U wan da numba fourteen? ?!!!"

I was like " YES NUMBER 14"

He was like
"We have wings lunch special with house fried rice"

I was like
"Dog gimmie the 14 lol.

They hooked me UP tho 8)
 
Fabuloso? Quarter water? Frozen cup? The **** are these things :lol:

Someone doesn't belong in the hood :lol:

If you've never played basketball on at least 3 different makeshift courts before you hooped on a real one.
Round my way everybody from lil kids to grown men hooped on this one plastic fisher price hoop, with a regular sized ball n all that :lol:

If You get frazzled cuz you at the liquor store but can't touch any of the merchandise
 
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