heres why i would wash a silverback with my bare hands (srs)

exaxtly, rilla isn't coming out with jabs and hooks, that ape put its mits on you and pulls, rip you up like gas station toilet paper
 
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A silverback would literally rip you in half and play with your digestive track like silly string. You're talking about bobbing and weaving to dodge punches as if a gorilla wouldn't just tackle you and rip you to shreds.
 
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I think OP has a solid chance honestly.



















...whats your shoe size? You have any Ultraboosts?

Id be glad to grab em off your uh..body. :lol:
 
Yo OP aren't you out of shape 
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OP and anyone that thinks he has even the slightest chance are completetly ridiculous and im takin note of all of your names just so I can overlook any of your opinions posted in the future...
 
Bruh, why was my cousin talking about this last night? :lol:

Have you ever seen a gorilla fight? They rock the **** out of each other.

1 open hand slap is gonna rip your face off OP.

Bobbing and weaving..:lol:

Dat beast just gonna grab you fam.
 
"Russell Westbrook like speed" :lol:

Ambitious endeavor, OP. But let's stop with the delusional sale. Your bobbing and weaving is only going to tempestuously anger the gorilla until it's primal instincts kicks in and he attempts to get close enough to you where he can grab you and irremediably dismember you limb by limb.

Besides, the body measurements you gave us doesn't sound cogent enough. Hell, you wouldn't even be in the same weight class.
 
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Speaking of gorillas beating their chests. Has anyone ever seen or heard a SBG beating their chests? I've heard if a gorilla is enraged enough, you can hear the sound of them beating their chest miles away. MILES! :lol:
 
I know for a fact i could wash a silverback.

Use a comb to get all those lil bugs out.

Johnson and johnsons soap so it dont hurt his eyes when i scrub him.

Get under his arms....get all the lebugs off ol buddy.

Behind his ears....in between his thighs.

Id wash him real good.

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