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man builds robot that looks like Scarlett Johansson
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Who's Luke Johansson?
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Should be using his technological skills to pursue some worthwhile endeavors.
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Im not going lie I thought he was "hover handing" the robot at the end 
Turns out it he was showing the dog a treat.
Turns out it he was showing the dog a treat.
al audi
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Bottle waitresses & IG thots is like tellers, they bout to know how it feels like to lose ur jobs to automation..
T Lo Sweater
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It can finally bring balance to the game
Like u always said... If sellin box was legal then these chicks couldn't front like they do now cause dudes could just get a bust down with the quickness
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Yep strip clubs don't exist in DR for this very reason.
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This is some Her x Ex Mahchina type ****.
No bueno.
No bueno.
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Agreed, prostitution should be legal in the US (provided everyone is a legal, consenting adult).
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If it looked as good as the alicia vikander bot id smash till my pelvis shatters.
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i agree, but how do we convince them otherwise?
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Realest post you've ever made in ya life
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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Once they perfect these things with realistic movement twerking and self lubrication systems it's all over.
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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Vince Carter it's over
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They ever Make a Draya doll dudes will camp out days before release date lol
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Panda Supreme doll >>>>>>>>
RustyShackleford
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This man is the Elon Musk of Raunch. Think about how revolutionary Thotbot would be.
No more wasting time thirstying after this birds on the Gram, twekring you Tinder finger, or hunting at Trader Joes.
You just hop on Amazon, order your Thotbot, and within a week you got the perfect sidechick. I got Prime, so Imma be bawls deep in some digiyambs within 2 days
And imagine when the "You Smart" Thotbot comes out. That you can control with a convenient smartphone app.
-You need your girl to nag you a lil for motivation, done
-Want a chick with world class cooking skills, all you got do is drop another 50 cents in an in app purchase
-You can control the tightness of her yambs, sloppiest of her top, aggressiveness of her handies, and fluidity of her ride game all in the menus.
- Do you want a crier or a screamer, done
-When the new firmware drops, you will even be able to adjust the flavor or her booty (vanilla, hazelnut, mocha-mint?, the flavors are endless), and set your preferred kernel density (all the way from barren, to field of dreams)
Oh want a time it will be to be alive
No more wasting time thirstying after this birds on the Gram, twekring you Tinder finger, or hunting at Trader Joes.
You just hop on Amazon, order your Thotbot, and within a week you got the perfect sidechick. I got Prime, so Imma be bawls deep in some digiyambs within 2 days
And imagine when the "You Smart" Thotbot comes out. That you can control with a convenient smartphone app.
-You need your girl to nag you a lil for motivation, done
-Want a chick with world class cooking skills, all you got do is drop another 50 cents in an in app purchase
-You can control the tightness of her yambs, sloppiest of her top, aggressiveness of her handies, and fluidity of her ride game all in the menus.
- Do you want a crier or a screamer, done
-When the new firmware drops, you will even be able to adjust the flavor or her booty (vanilla, hazelnut, mocha-mint?, the flavors are endless), and set your preferred kernel density (all the way from barren, to field of dreams)
Oh want a time it will be to be alive
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No thanks I cant be having thotbot malfunction while topping me off
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I was thinking of a self cleaning unit and thought of Katya from Archer cleaning her vagina in the sink
T Lo Sweater
formerly troyd
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This man is the Elon Musk of Raunch. Think about how revolutionary Thotbot would be.
No more wasting time thirstying after this birds on the Gram, twekring you Tinder finger, or hunting at Trader Joes.
You just hop on Amazon, order your Thotbot, and within a week you got the perfect sidechick. I got Prime, so Imma be bawls deep in some digiyambs within 2 days
And imagine when the "You Smart" Thotbot comes out. That you can control with a convenient smartphone app.
-You need your girl to nag you a lil for motivation, done
-Want a chick with world class cooking skills, all you got do is drop another 50 cents in an in app purchase
-You can control the tightness of her yambs, sloppiest of her top, aggressiveness of her handies, and fluidity of her ride game all in the menus.
- Do you want a crier or a screamer, done
-When the new firmware drops, you will even be able to adjust the flavor or her booty (vanilla, hazelnut, mocha-mint?, the flavors are endless), and set your preferred kernel density (all the way from barren, to field of dreams)
Oh want a time it will be to be alive
Bra copyright that ish!
RustyShackleford
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All you gotta do is buy the "gummy wop" expansion pack, and set the jaw clamp pressure to low.
Plus, Thotbot comes with an emergency shut down button and the back of her head.
If that is not enough for you, spring for the extended user warranty.
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I was thinking of a self cleaning unit and thought of Katya from Archer cleaning her vagina in the sink
Repped
Lana was mad af. Lana