Would you rather be Tony Stark or Bruce Wayne?

Would you rather be Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark?

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Everyone in here voting Tony Stark... But y'all forget one thing.

The Batman factor.

God has decided to purge the universe of mankind?

I can find a solution in a couple hours.

Some angry new god is coming to destroy Earth and is immortal?

I can figure out the solution to killing immortals. Give me a couple hours.

Some dude flying around in a random suit thinks he can give me the hands?

I can figure out how to wash him just by stepping on the scene. Give me a couple hours.

Why? Cause he's the GODDAMN BATMAN

Death, Y2K, Gods, and the end of the universe. I can survive it all, abandon all hope.

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ummmmmmmm.. tony had to come up with the solution to save the planet in AOU.. was his idea to send the nuke through the wormhole in avengers 1
Son made a suit to fight ******* superman

Im sure he can make a lil hot rod toy suit like that alcoholic
tony could just us his asgardian suit vs superman (ya know cause supes got a weakness for magic).. and you forgetting tony made a suit to fight the fulk

hell, tony has a suit for everything

batman don't want it with 'bleeding edge'
 
He's rich enough to construct a new liver that lasts forever.


I was being sarcastic, this is harder to do than you think...it's possible but difficult. The liver literally serves like a million functions in your body.

He can probably just buy a new one and skip the waiting list. I didn't realize Stark's drinking problem was that bad. :lol:


But who in Marvel isn't an alcoholic tho.....Jessica Jones and Dare Devil solve all their personal problems with alcohol.


I'm leaning toward Iron man cause his suit can cause mass casualties. If I had that suit I'd take on ISIS. He also has an army of robots.

Extremis virus could most likely make his liver invincible or at least strong enough to survive alcohol [emoji]128064[/emoji]

But yes my mans Tony has a serious problem :lol: they kept it out of the movies. Would have been a cool angle.
 
Batman was trippin off that ugly chick. But you know it was his nostalgia moment. **** in that dinner scene he's with that hot *** russian chick. 
 
Batman was trippin off that ugly chick. But you know it was his nostalgia moment. **** in that dinner scene he's with that hot *** russian chick. 

That's was a front. They chick he really wanted was there with another dude. Said dude got chose over Bruce Wayne. You know lame, when you a billionaire and a chick choses a freaking DA over you. :lol:

Batman can't keep a chick, Iron man don't want to. :pimp:
 
Really???

He can make new livers....create suits that support liver function lol???

Isnt his whole motive helping people....theres hundreds of superheros....he should be helping sick people if he can do all that.

But noooooo.....he wants to be in the spotlight...etc.

Ol scumbag alcoholic.

**** a ********** tony starks
Cuz it's a fictional person in a comic book.

It'd be pretty insulting to make a comic book where a superhero through his genius alone cures all diseases and solves world hunger. The main point of a superhero book is entertainment.

And yeah with the extremis virus I don't even think he needed most of his internal organs.
Everyone in here voting Tony Stark... But y'all forget one thing.

The Batman factor.

God has decided to purge the universe of mankind?

I can find a solution in a couple hours.

Some angry new god is coming to destroy Earth and is immortal?

I can figure out the solution to killing immortals. Give me a couple hours.

Some dude flying around in a random suit thinks he can give me the hands?


I can figure out how to wash him just by stepping on the scene. Give me a couple hours.


Why? Cause he's the GODDAMN BATMAN

Death, Y2K, Gods, and the end of the universe. I can survive it all, abandon all hope.

goddamn-batman.jpg
All great to read about in a funny way but I don't want to be that dude :lol:
 
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batman doesn't find the solution in a couple hours, he literally spends all day and night doing research

like he literally has no time to enjoy life

he's batman because he works harder than everyone else, no NTer has the work ethic to be batman 
 
batman doesn't find the solution in a couple hours, he literally spends all day and night doing research

like he literally has no time to enjoy life

he's batman because he works harder than everyone else, no NTer has the work ethic to be batman 

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I love Batman but dude distrusts his friends so much he took the time to figure out how to kill all them if push came to shove.

I wouldn't want to live life like that.
 
 
batman doesn't find the solution in a couple hours, he literally spends all day and night doing research

like he literally has no time to enjoy life

he's batman because he works harder than everyone else, no NTer has the work ethic to be batman 
Repped

I love Batman but dude distrusts his friends so much he took the time to figure out how to kill all them if push came to shove.

I wouldn't want to live life like that.
Reminds me of that one NTer who admitted to plotting how to kill his friends when he's bored 
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 Girl knew Bruce would be with all ******* thats why ,instead of her. He is a complicated man, wants what he can't have type steez. Harvey was willing to simp. Only a day like today I would be arguing over fictional characters, but I got baked today. 
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