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That nt analogy in the middle tho
jehova witness same sex cartoon aimed at children
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well nobody's getting into their heaven because they believe it only has room for 144,000 people and you'd have to figure that capacity has been reached a long time ago.
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Yea my super Christian boy told me that God has already predetermined who is getting into the Golden Floor Palace
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Wen i have children im not sure how im gonna explain the afterlife especially at a really young age.
But the mommy mommy thing will be easy i think.
But the mommy mommy thing will be easy i think.
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I know how I will explain it.
"Nobody knows. If anyone says they do, stay away from theem."
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Yeah JWs only believe that 144,000 people get into heaven and these are exceptional people like the Abrahams and such. They rule in Heaven with Jesus.
The rest of the "good" people live on a recreated Earth where everything is like the Garden of Eden; aka paradise.
**** this cartoon and everybody involved tho
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Where does 144k come from?
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"Sometimes when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, they make a mommy that loves another mommy."
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Idk, and I'm probably pulling this out my ***, but it probably has its roots in Hebrew numerology
Man, hell's gonna be lit.
JWs don't believe in Hell
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some random number invented by man, just like so many other religious constructs that have no spiritual/metaphysical basis.
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They changed it to 145k. Prince spot is solidified.
(his entourage too)
(his entourage too)
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Little girl should mind her god damn business.
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her moms gonna get her beat up forreal
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Wouldn't that make it 144,001? 
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dat edit tho....
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Really???
I had a jw friend growing up and i never understood why he never did certain things wen i was little.
I had a jw friend growing up and i never understood why he never did certain things wen i was little.
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"If the record's two mill I'm just trying move three, Get a couple of chicks, get 'em to try to do E, Hopefully they'll menage before I reach my garage," - Jayhova
Top Boy
formerly jay patt
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Or i'll just tell him straight up, it doesn't exist.
You get one shot at this. Make it worthwhile.
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Moms said "You're pretty excited about this huh?" and then **** all on little man's dreams of warrior wizards
I remember the one time I actually opened my door for a witness. I was set up though.
Chilling on the couch, doorbell rings, peek through the curtains, FINE young thing on the step in this tight short black dress with some sexy *** stockings.
Damn near ran to open the door
I go "Wait", sees pamphlets in hand, start going "no no no no no no no no nooooo"
PYT smiles at me with a row of perfect white teeth and starts telling me about how they just opened a temple in the area and inviting the neighbors for a party.
At this point my mind is not just telling me no, it's ******* screaming it
Then I see the old lady eyeing the **** out of me eyeing the **** out of the girl and it clicked, "These mfers done changed they tactics."
Took the pamphlet, said thank you, shut the door and damn near cried watching that perfect *** walk through the gate and out of sight.
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^ they uppin the ante
from demonic spirits as its source of power. So any form of magic caters to the dark side of the force.
they uppin the anteThe reasoning is because (fake) magic is deceptive and a bridge to real magic. Real magic pulls
from demonic spirits as its source of power. So any form of magic caters to the dark side of the force.
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