How good are you at hoopin??? VOL.....MAD HANDLES

I'ma rookie year Draymond Green

Physical, unpolished, an above average passer, inconsistent, will randomly go coast to coast, bring a lot of energy and usually get too emotionally invested.

My jumper is nonexistent tho. I pride myself on bruising in the paint, pissing people off, and obnoxiously celebrating when we do something right :pimp:
 
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20yrs old 5'9"
Handles 9/10 (I started playing basketball cause I watched so many Hoopmixtapes)
3pt Shot 8/10 (but when I got on a hotstreak and I'm playing with my homies and they start hyping me up I sometimes turn into Curry)
Mid range 6/10 (don't really shoot mid range but I can sink floaters from the free throw line)
Drive 5/10 (I try to avoid contact and I have trouble finishing)
Passing 7/10 (I can break down the defense with my handles a lot and I love getting assists)

Overall 7/10 (I just try to finesse with my handles/passing and when my shots falling I just try to play like Curry cause that's when I have the most fun)
 
Yall didn't miss a shot that day though [emoji]128293[/emoji][emoji]128293[/emoji][emoji]128293[/emoji]
 
Addict4Sneakers said:
Yeah that's my brother.

And I was moving extra slow cause of injuries. I have a little bit more quickness now but I still have credit card hops
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I've given your brother buckets.

I'm pretty sure I've given you buckets before also, my G.

I'm not going for those head'zos.
 
206to813 said:
Yall didn't miss a shot that day though [emoji]128293[/emoji][emoji]128293[/emoji][emoji]128293[/emoji]
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 You know................nevermind
 
Shot is streaky
Can still dunk
Still quick
Lost all my handles (I just don't play enough to retain them)

I'm 30 and I can't risk getting injured :lol:

I just bought me some golf clubs so that's my new hobby :pimp:
 
calikev34 said:
I'ma rookie year Draymond Green

Physical, unpolished, an above average passer, inconsistent, will randomly go coast to coast, bring a lot of energy and usually get too emotionally invested.

My jumper is nonexistent tho. I pride myself on bruising in the paint, pissing people off, and obnoxiously celebrating when we do something right :pimp:
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Dawg.....


my ideal pick up squad would involve 4 of you's. Pass me the rock I'll run point. You go straight to the block. I'll run shooting guard too. Stay down there and box out. I'm also runnibg small forward too son. You can keep the pf position. If I'm bringing the ball up court 9 times out of 6 there's a 100% chance I won't feed you the rock, but i'll start holding fingers up in the air like im calling for a certain play that we both know doesn't exist. Wouldn't matter because your emotionally invested in out rebounding the op's big. Maybe every once in a while I'll pass you the rock if your wide open down there or if I picked up my dribble prematurely and need you to bail me out. Everytime I drive and miss the circus shot layup Im expecting you to call my fouls. I'm known for taking the most uneccesarry shot's at the absolute most critical points in a game, from deep. If my phone ringing I'm going to expect you to just keep the ball moving and pump fake like you stuck on a glitch like every NBA live game ever released. Basically hold that rock until I'm done talking to my weedman. We'd probably end up fightng every team we play against cause I know im petty and you seem so too. But you got that Bruce Bowen fight in you. Type of adittude to hit your girl cause she caught you cheating. That's what this Captain of this sinking ship needs. Me and you have a chance to run the Drew league if your willing to let me dicate. You want in?
 
Back for random and obscure 90s NBA players references.

Stroke like Šarūnas Marčiulionis..

Drive game like Kendall Gill

Randy Brown court vision.
 
now? no clue...dont hoop anymore. too many injuries.

before the injuries i was ranked #40 in houston my senior year.
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 that was 12 years ago. 

now i would be a like ason kidd...cause i can still ball my jumper would just be so broke from not playing
 
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Signature moves were the jump stop and hard drive to the right into a pull up jumper, reminiscent of Greg Slam Harris.

Sock game was Kerry Kittles/ T Mac leg compression sleeve.
 
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