Most ratchet thing I've ever seen with my two eyes happened at a cookout about 5 years or so back.
Me and the lady wen to the neighbor's house for a get together. Probably about 30-40 people there. It was a good sized cookout.
He's grillin' dogs, wings, burgers, etc....food came out real good. He said he wasn't ready to turn off the grill because waiting on his cousin and 2 of her friends to show up and he wanted them to have some hot food when they arrived. It was a nice thing to do.
His cousin and her two friends show up. They had a safeway bag in hand. In the bag were 3 crabs.
Those dummies had the audacity to stop off at the store, get some safeway-quality (
) crabs and chow down. Who goes to a cookout and brings food only for themselves?
Well, here's the ratchet part....they used the crab shells as ash trays for their newports.
At that point, we went home.