Hate it when

Hate it when i open up the fridge door at the corner store and the beer looks cold, glass is cold, but then i take a sip and its warmer then a pint of sheep piss in july.

Hate it when you see a fat chick that has a super pretty face and nice personality, who did you wrong baby gurl. If it wasnt for those stretchy marks and extra skins i would motivate you but nah.

Hate it when the state of texas convicts you for a crime and sends you away just to say oops our bad you can leave now we will exonerate you.

Hate it when the cops throw you on the hood of theyre car when they been ridin round all day in the sun just to ask where your certain family members are.

Hate it when you take a bish to eat 3 times and find out her snatch is as wide open as a bat cave.

Hate it when they bring the chips and salsa....and it taste and look like pace picante. No mames wey.

you lose a parlay because of one team.

allreds said:

You're in your room near your phone for nearly 3-4 hours. Go to the bathroom real quick, come back and there's 3 missed calls.

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The real head scratcher is u still wont take your phone in the Jon and you'll still complain about missing a call

Definition Of Dopeness said:

When you cheat on your diet and decide to eat some unhealthy **** and the meal be trash. Worst **** ever.

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I low carb for the weekend.. I drink one can of soda today and it was more carbs in that then I had the entire weekend..

kids ask you the same questions over and over again.


Shut yo *** up already mang

Person: hey how are you today?
Me: good, how about yourself?
Person: *silence*

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AdobeCS4 said:

Person: hey how are you today?
Me: good, how about yourself?
Person: *silence*

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Or they say something smart..

Person: hey how are you today?
Me: good, how about yourself?
Person: Awful

What I really hate is getting stuck behind one of them extreme coupon folks in line at a store. ******* infuriates me, and when they get into arguments with the cashier taking more time ...............

Won't even get started with this one.

u let a car change into ur lane only to see that car drive slow and nobody besides u will let u into their lane

allreds said:

You're in your room near your phone for nearly 3-4 hours. Go to the bathroom real quick, come back and there's 3 missed calls.

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If you said 1 call, I can believe it.

3 calls in a span of you taking a number 2, ok hype man

sckid20 said:

they give me one ketchup at the drive thru.

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this.



or when they give no napkins..like wtf am I an animal.



& also bussin too quick, or not staying hard when drunk.. smh

when you go to a snkr store and ask the staff to get you a specific size. they come up stairs 2 minutes late with a different size.

people that don't have common sense.

people wait on a line to pay for something food the bus or enter an amusement park. then when they approach the window theyre fumbling around trying to find theyre wallet for like 5 min. Not acknowledging the long line behind them.

people that try to reserve crap that is meaning less. for instance you go to a public laundromat and some douche throws his clothes in the only machine available and doenst come back till a couple of hrs later. or a lady at the grocery store that has abillion items and then she pushes her cart to the the register and runs to get 5 or 6 other things.

people that don't know how to drive. if you driving that slow why not take it local instead of driving in the fast lane. Or they can stay in the middle land there on the edge of the white line or even over it.

double park with youre car slanted. just basically inconvience everyone just cause you wanna talk on ur phone and watch everyone go into oncoming traffic to get around you!

double park no flashers

people who don't use signals when they turn, that's why some cars have that indentation at the bottom corner of theyre bumper.

people that want to know what youre up to but don't have squat to say about themselves.

"QUEEENS GUARD MEN" aka survelliance crew. neighbors that always hangout infront of theyre house.

people that smoke weed or cigs while they wait on line/elevator with other people that don't. then when you give them that look they blow there smoke the other direction.

when you working out and a dude comes to work out next to you, when he could of used the machine a couple of feet down. on top of that he stink and I don't mean peewwww. I mean dam

that one slow friend that doesnt get anything you say.

OHHHHHHHHH I FORGOT REGGIE MILLERS VOICE (SOUNDS LIKE A DWEEB) SHOULD ME THE MODERATOR OF A CHESS CLUB  AS HE COMMENTS A GAME. THE FAMOUS  WORD PENETRATION IN THE NBA. I KNOW ITS 2016 BUT DARN.

young people that dont have no sense of urgency, they walkkkkkkkkkk slowwwwwwww.

people that depend on you for everything.  nobody wants to drive but everyone got a license

last minute man. always the last second to do everything.

ungrateful people, you jump through a hula hoop with flames for ur boy and he act indifefrent.

i hate it when the line for the post office is out the door. but once its 2 mins to closing the staff is moving fast

i hate parents that fail to supervise there kids by letting them walk into the street or run 8 ft from them without a care in the world

i hat bicyclist especially the ones that be swaying there bike around like spiderman swinging from building to building. trying to squueze between trucks blind spots. then when the kill u its there fault

pedestrians that dont cross on the cross walk and there texing and walking slowwwwwww

when a person owes you money and avoid you like the buponic plague. months later they forget they owe you and ask for a second handout

people that work at minimium wage jobs, floss bling bling like they on the forbes list. Bumped into this ups guy, delivering a package.he had more chains around his neck than mr t.

when you break that diet for a month to eat something that you craved. when you eat it, the state isnt savory cause it was either expired or not cooked well.

people that talk during the movie or they kick there feet up over the chair so i can smell there feet

Fresh Out DaBox said:

 
when you go to a snkr store and ask the staff to get you a specific size. they come up stairs 2 minutes late with a different size.

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This is the smart thing to do as a salesmen though, if they are sold out of your OG size.

You never know, you could try on the size above or below and it be a perfect fit, some shoes are made big/small. Hence "TTS, Size Up .5", etc.

When they follow you all around the store, asking if you need help, you respond in kind "no thank you, just looking" they continue to follow you, like those shirts couldn't have been folded earlier, or they're trying to find something to fold while stalking you. Then when you're ready to pay, they can't be found.

LIONBLOOD said:

People who listen to their music without headphones on trains >: Nobody wants to listen to the new designer mixtape. >:

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I really get the urge to fight people that do this. To me, this is the ULTIMATE, "Look at me" act. Or ether yet, people with headphones on that have the volume up so high that everyone else STILL hears their music.

when papis are fumbling around for their metrocard when they get up to the turnstile. Get that out before hand 

when you go to pick up a seamless order and get hit with "oh btw, we ran out of this." Cats can't even call me beforehand to let me know 

when the coffee is done at work and no one bothers to make a new one. This one bum finishes the regular coffee, had only half his cup full, then goes over to the decaf pot to fill it up for the other half of his cup . 

F fresh out dabox


You sound like a high maintenance *** *****.

Btw UPS drivers actually make decent money, chump.


I hate it when men vent off like women.

Senior citizens in the fast lane

People that use up your bathroom stuff but won't replenish

Hate it when I have to detonate my farts internally when with a young lady. Stomach be in shambles.

Hate it when I decide to eat fast food and the fries end up being cold/nasty.

Hate it when I say something, the person says huh?, then proceeds to respond to what I just said.

niceshoes247 said:

Senior citizens in the fast lane

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To piggyback off of this, I hate being stuck behind cars that the owners don't believe or refuse to acknowledge that their POS car requires maintenance. Get a damn oil change *****.

Hate it when someone is walkin to theyre car, THEY SEE THAT I AM WAITING TO PARK IN THE SPOT THEY ARE ABOUT TO LEAVE, and then they jump in the car and i guess **** around on the phone for a minute and 17 seconds untill they put it in reverse.

I despise that moms/irresponsible moms that don't hold their kids hand while walking. It's everybody else fault that your kid ran in the street an gets tagged by car right?