Worst Date Stories...

23kidd said:

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Shes tipsy but she didnt drink much to "take care of me".

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thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.





Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.





Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.





Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.





Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.





Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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JJs07 said:

Back in the day, I went to this dope lounge in the city called Naked Lunch. I met this woman there who was from Colombia. We hit it off pretty well, exchanged #'s and set up a date for the following weekend. My Spanish isn't great (I can understand some...but suck at speaking) and her English wasn't good. No biggie. She lived in Hoboken and I was coming from Queens. I can't remember exactly how we set up a meeting location, but I said I would pick her up outside of Penn Station.

We grabbed dinner at some Brazilian spot and decided to have a few drinks afterwards. You go on dates to see if you're feeling the person, right? Welp, I wasn't feeling her too much, but still decided to see the night through. We wrapped things up close to midnight but I felt bad putting her back on the train so late at night. I told her I would just drive her back to Hoboken.

Long story short, she couldn't articulate the directions due to her limitations with English...her roomates were no help because they didn't speak much as well (I was on the phone with them.) I ended up driving around Hoboken for 4-5 hours, getting more pissed as each minute passed, until she found some streets she recognized and we finally made it back to her apartment. I staggered back into my crib as the sun was coming up

Needless to say, that was the end of that.

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krazy88s said:

JJs07 said:

Back in the day, I went to this dope lounge in the city called Naked Lunch. I met this woman there who was from Colombia. We hit it off pretty well, exchanged #'s and set up a date for the following weekend. My Spanish isn't great (I can understand some...but suck at speaking) and her English wasn't good. No biggie. She lived in Hoboken and I was coming from Queens. I can't remember exactly how we set up a meeting location, but I said I would pick her up outside of Penn Station.


We grabbed dinner at some Brazilian spot and decided to have a few drinks afterwards. You go on dates to see if you're feeling the person, right? Welp, I wasn't feeling her too much, but still decided to see the night through. We wrapped things up close to midnight but I felt bad putting her back on the train so late at night. I told her I would just drive her back to Hoboken.


Long story short, she couldn't articulate the directions due to her limitations with English...her roomates were no help because they didn't speak much as well (I was on the phone with them.) I ended up driving around Hoboken for 4-5 hours, getting more pissed as each minute passed, until she found some streets she recognized and we finally made it back to her apartment. I staggered back into my crib as the sun was coming up


Needless to say, that was the end of that.

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 Thats funny because Hoboken aint but a mile long with narrow streets.

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WorldBreaker said:

thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.






Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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Is there a reason you drove 1200 miles to see this chick? Have you guys gone out before?

I just can't justify driving more than an hour to see any chick.

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JJs07 said:

thenewjs23 said:

I set up a date with a chick after a 1200 mile drive across several states. I meetup with the girl at the National Monument at 8 we walk around and talk. I can tell she is digging me, playing with her hair, touching me and I had her on the ground laughing at the jokes. Her phone rings, answers and says "no I won't make it". Tells me she had something lined up if our date didn't go well and that she is having too much fun leave. So we go get grub. We order, eat and the check comes waiter comes back and says it was declined. I send him back twice and declined. I used another card "declined". I"m checking my account on my phone and I got the money. She pays and the date does a 360. She takes a UBER and dips. I go to my bank and they tell me there was lock due to suspicious activity resulting from my 1400 mile trip. I explained that I called before hand that I would be traveling and there should have been a note on my account. He says he sees it and not sure why my account was blocked. I show him a picture of the girl and how they possibly blocked me from a good date.





Girl call me a week later says that the guy at the bank was her cousin and explained the whole thing. We went out again and dated a year until I got deployed and we lost touch.

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Wait...why are you showing pics of your date to your teller?

And of ALL the people on the planet, he's her cousin?

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sckid20 said:

the teller didnt recognize his cousin?


can we get the number of the bank and name of the teller

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301216baller said:

Last yr in March

Met a girl online she was a cute Brown skin chick anyways first strike.. She lives in Edgewood, MD outside of bmore but is from Brownsville Brooklyn . I get there sge starts acting funny because she wasn't fully dressed I wait like 20-30 min extra for her..sge gets in and we drive back to DC idk why I didn't just go out in Bmore or crashed at her crib or if worst come to worst my parents crib..on the way to DC were talking and she starts crying because her cousin was creeping with her ex bf and there happy together now.. We get to DC and head to this bar .it's her first time in DC shes enjoying herself telling me thank you for taking her out and she appreciates me we chilled at the bar for about a Hr n some change get some pizza and head Back to my grandparents spot (I was still living with my people's at the time) we get there and head to the basement I'm thinking I'm in there we start kissing then she's like naw I can't let u hit on the first date smh I play it off start tryna Mess with her more then stopped for like 20 min then tried again and still got nowhere..after those failed attempts I Just chill and somehow later in the night we started arguing I forget about what..its like 3 in the morning shes like I'm ready to go..I'm like hell naw I'm not leaving u live an hr away..I'm also drunk as hell... After arguing with her more i say **** it and we leave..only to realize I locked my key in the house and she left her phone in there smh..so we drive back to Edgewood and go to sleep at her spot..she's in the car crying again now she's saying "this is destiny u might be the one" in my mind I'm like this ***** us crazy lol.. We get back to her spot and go to sleep..next morning I call hella people asking if they had a key to my grandparents house...(they were out of town at the Time) on my way leaving out my car was acting funny so I ended up at auto zone luckily some random dude there was able to fix my car that was like an extra 2 hrs( the girl starts crying again saying this date is to much for her)..so I drive to Bmore to get a key from mhy parents then drive back to DC to get her stuff then drive back to Edgewood to drop her off..I headed back to DC and ended up going on another date with a chick that I was talking to heavy at the Time

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JJs07 said:

I swear to goodness, you probably got better chances of winning powerball than to show a random bank teller a pic of a girl who lives 1200 miles away, just to have it turn out to be his cousin.

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