Worst Date Stories...

But cali is a frequent destination since you work there. They still put a block? That's wack.

My stories are nowhere near as interesting as yours :lol:

Might change on sunday with that tinder date.
 
This was back in early 2014, whenever the sequel to 300 came out. The actual date went well, but it was the aftermath that was terrible. For one thing, the chick was 19 (I was 26), and I rarely even date chicks 23 and below, but she was real cute so I said f it. She wanted to meet up at this Edward's theater and it was cool. Her mom dropped her off and picked her up, which was :lol: :lol: :lol: but whatever. We did the arcade **** and saw the movie and ate a bit, then we made plans for another date. During the date though, I was gradually starting to realize that she was a very snobby apparently rich girl and stays in a mansion (if you're rich and stay in a mansion with your parents, pretty sure you'd also have a car but ok). She also mentioned being a singer and has a lot of youtube views, and had sang the nat'l anthem at Rockets games (no receipts, other than an autographed Tracy McGrady jersey, who she had actually never heard of before then, but ok). Setting up the second date is where the problem begins. She mentioned when he first met up, she didn't immediately acknowledge me cause I didn't bring any flowers. I pretty much blew that off and was like we can save that for another time. Where it started going downhill even more when she started referencing her music again, and how popular she was, as she even did that throughout the date almost as if i was supposed to be impressed or something. When i said "are you looking to date, or are you looking for a fan for your music", that's when all the **** possible hit the fan. She sent some lengthy text calling me broke, dissing my dogs, telling me I should be grateful to have been on a date with her since so many guys have hit her up, and that if I ever talked to her again, she'd call the cops and since she "knows very important people" she'd "make it hard for [you] in life". I basically sent back a message pretty much saying "that's fine, good luck in your future endeavors" and I was finished. Apparently she wasn't finished, as my phone continued to be spammed. I thought my phone was ringing at first, but it was actually her continuously sending novels. I didn't read a single one. I just deleted that thread and washed my hands of her. Then the next day. early in the morning I get a "hey mike :D" text. Then about 2 hours go by, and I get a "why are you ignoring me?" text. Bullet dodged, probably literally and figuratively.
 
I gotta couple but this one was fairly recent. I been hanging out with one of coworkers for about a month. I just got out of long relationship but I knew she was feelin me but she didn't wanna be the rebound so she friend zoned me. Told her how she was lookin in some shorts and told her 'I wanna rub her booty.'
Don't know why but that **** worked so I took her out for dinner for her bday at the top tier restaurant in ATL. Planned all week, was gonna get paid that Friday so wasn't stressing at all. The vibes was good, the conversation was good, the food was incredible and she was looking A1. Everything was looking up then the check came. Gave em my card and waited for the waiter and my mom kept calling about some internet stuff that wasn't important. Waiter came back and said the card was declined. I'm like nah showed her my account like that was suppose to help anything told her to try twice. Call the bank they had me on hold ol girl was like I pay for it and I'm like hell no. She went over to the waiter paid for it with her birthday money. I WAS PISSED!!! She saw I was frustrated and tried to comfort me but wasn't trying to hear it. Dropped her off at her house and drove to blow off some steam and get her money.
Then the damn bank a whole hour later gone send me text talking about possible fraud and if not press 1 and we'll let it pass. WTF!!! Got her money was gonna leave it for her and dip. She was like 'wait I thought you were gonna stay and give me my other present' [emoji]128540[/emoji][emoji]128540[/emoji][emoji]128540[/emoji] At least a good ending.
 
Met this chick from pof, deleted my account after.

We was chillin in the city by the high line for a bit just talking and such. Not sure how the topic came up but she was telling me how she used to bartend and would get hit on by couple and such and eventually got into it and had three, 3somes with three different couples and that just turned me all the way off because before then she was talking how she want to be taken serious and been celibate for like a year or something like that, long story short these thots be preaching that BS about, Not first date or that we should take it slow are the ones who been ran thru etc. So knew I never wanted to link with her again so took her to this spot called Benny burrito and order like 3 drinks and a meal so the bill could be $120 plus and had her paid then after just left her and never spoke to her again. #PettyGang :pimp:
 
Told her how she was lookin in some shorts and told her 'I wanna rub her booty.' Don't know why but that **** worked ...

...She was like 'wait I thought you were gonna stay and give me my other present' [emoji]128540[/emoji][emoji]128540[/emoji][emoji]128540[/emoji] At least a good ending.
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But cali is a frequent destination since you work there. They still put a block? That's wack.

My stories are nowhere near as interesting as yours :lol:

Might change on sunday with that tinder date.

I PURCHASED GAS IN EVERY STATE BETween cali and texas in 25hrs so it flagged my account
 
Alright so the homie just went on a blind date and the chick claimed to be "getting a headache" halfway through. So she left. He believes her. I didn't say anything though.
 
But cali is a frequent destination since you work there. They still put a block? That's wack.

My stories are nowhere near as interesting as yours :lol:

Might change on sunday with that tinder date.

I PURCHASED GAS IN EVERY STATE BETween cali and texas in 25hrs so it flagged my account

bro i'm not saying your story is fake, i'm just saying your bank is crap :lol:
 
Some of yall dudes prolly take a chick out 6 times and then finnally get some, and find out its weak as hell.
 
Met a girl off tinder, she was from Minnesota and swiping in California where I live. Talked to her for a little bit, said she was coming to visit in a couple months and we should hangout when she gets here

Months go by and get a message from her saying she's staying in San Diego. I'm about 2 hours away in OC area and just finished my finals so told her I'll drive down and come stay with her. Her mom had left that day before and her flight was for the next day. I told her I'll come stay with you and we can get a hotel and hangout for a couple of days. She's hesitant, which I understand, saying let's see how things go first before we do all that. Get down there and spend a couple hours together. She seems pretty cool, a little goofy but whatever still seemed like we would have fun together. We get back to her hotel and said let me check my bank account and see how much money I have and calls the airport to see how much to change the flight. At this point, I'm texting my brother who lives down there seeing if he wants to go out that night that I'll be here for a few days. She comes back saying i dont know if I'm gonna be able to do it I only have a couple hundred dollars let me call my mom. I got the hunch she wanted me to pay for the entire room and for the rest of the trip

At this point I get pretty pissed. When she steps away to call her mom I just walked out the lobby back to my car and drove off.

A few minutes later get a lengthy text saying oh so I guess you left, I was calling my mom to get some money and was going to be able to stay for the trip..I see your true colors stuff like that
 
Idk if it's even considered a date but it was this super clingy 6 I had messed with. Never planned on wifing her or nothing but her BFF was a **** so I had to keep a 3am easy smash in rotation. She come thru 1 day, we go to my basement, chill, couldn't smash Cuz she was on red so after chilling she dipped. I looked in my phone I see she took all types of selfies naming em wifey, loml etc and I only saw her twice. So fast forward like 2 weeks we would text but I kept dodging her when she asked to come thru. One day I tell her I'll text her later Cuz we was having a bday party for my Lil bro at the house, he was turning like 7 or something but my whole family was there. This is why I say it somehow turned into a date Cuz this funny looking ***** used that as a opportunity to pop up at my crib -_-. So she literally calls me like wya I'm like I told u home, she like o come outside. I walk out embarrassed as hell, 1. I had a girl but we were on a "break" so I look like a scumbag in front of my granny, aunts and **** 2. She was a ******* 6 so my cousins, pops was all kinda snickering and laughing. Man this ***** invites herself to the party and ends up staying for like a hour. Thank God it was towards the end so it was getting dark and people were leaving. The whole time she was there I had a attitude and showed it. Not talking to her, slamming doors and **** :lol:.

So after 30 or so minutes of her being there it gets dark so the whole family go in the house. I'm sitting on the porch with her and my cousin, he leaves and it's just me and her. Long story short I end up smashing from the back on the front porch (back in my team raw days) while my family was on the other side of that wall in the crib. Bussed on her ***, took my beater off as a towel and sent her on her way. Never seen her again or told her my moves. This ***** that I was never supposed to see before 1 am and sober basically forced a damn date on me. Cousin still bring that **** up sometimes.
 
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Actually i have a story.

Was with 2 of my boys in Japan.

We met that chick in Tokyo, pretty chill. Seems like she has money and she works part time.

so we tell her to come meet us in Osaka. She said yes. Took a flight down there, booked an hotel for herself and everything.

Weird but we're happy we get to chill somebody that speaks japanese.

My boy stalks her on facebook, turns out she's 32 yrs old :wow:

so we go out a couple of times, lots of alcool, dancing.

one night i'm like **** it i'm getting in her guts.

tell my boy to go back to our room because i'll chill with her solo. My man gets the message and dips (other dude was already gone with a Aussie chick).

We drink much more. I'm wasted at that point.

We go outside, talk a bit. I'm pulling all the moves from my sleeve to get the yambs.

Turns out she's a virgin.

I'm like : wait what?? :x

At that point even if she throws the yambs at me, i don't even want them... too akward. blood, hurt, starfish, i ain't messing with that.

Let her crab a taxi and leave. At that point i don't even know where i am, 30 minute walk took me 2.5 hours. I stole a bicycle to go faster, broke it, found my way and got back to our airbnb.

what a night :lol:
 
Met a girl off tinder, she was from Minnesota and swiping in California where I live. Talked to her for a little bit, said she was coming to visit in a couple months and we should hangout when she gets here

Months go by and get a message from her saying she's staying in San Diego. I'm about 2 hours away in OC area and just finished my finals so told her I'll drive down and come stay with her. Her mom had left that day before and her flight was for the next day. I told her I'll come stay with you and we can get a hotel and hangout for a couple of days. She's hesitant, which I understand, saying let's see how things go first before we do all that. Get down there and spend a couple hours together. She seems pretty cool, a little goofy but whatever still seemed like we would have fun together. We get back to her hotel and said let me check my bank account and see how much money I have and calls the airport to see how much to change the flight. At this point, I'm texting my brother who lives down there seeing if he wants to go out that night that I'll be here for a few days. She comes back saying i dont know if I'm gonna be able to do it I only have a couple hundred dollars let me call my mom. I got the hunch she wanted me to pay for the entire room and for the rest of the trip

At this point I get pretty pissed. When she steps away to call her mom I just walked out the lobby back to my car and drove off.

A few minutes later get a lengthy text saying oh so I guess you left, I was calling my mom to get some money and was going to be able to stay for the trip..I see your true colors stuff like that
Do you feel like you goof'd?
 
Actually i have a story.

Was with 2 of my boys in Japan.

We met that chick in Tokyo, pretty chill. Seems like she has money and she works part time.

so we tell her to come meet us in Osaka. She said yes. Took a flight down there, booked an hotel for herself and everything.

Weird but we're happy we get to chill somebody that speaks japanese.

My boy stalks her on facebook, turns out she's 32 yrs old
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so we go out a couple of times, lots of alcool, dancing.

one night i'm like **** it i'm getting in her guts.

tell my boy to go back to our room because i'll chill with her solo. My man gets the message and dips (other dude was already gone with a Aussie chick).

We drink much more. I'm wasted at that point.

We go outside, talk a bit. I'm pulling all the moves from my sleeve to get the yambs.

Turns out she's a virgin.

I'm like : wait what??
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At that point even if she throws the yambs at me, i don't even want them... too akward. blood, hurt, starfish, i ain't messing with that.

Let her crab a taxi and leave. At that point i don't even know where i am, 30 minute walk took me 2.5 hours. I stole a bicycle to go faster, broke it, found my way and got back to our airbnb.

what a night
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i would've at least seen what the yambs felt like

you tripping
 
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Met this chick from pof, deleted my account after.

We was chillin in the city by the high line for a bit just talking and such. Not sure how the topic came up but she was telling me how she used to bartend and would get hit on by couple and such and eventually got into it and had three, 3somes with three different couples and that just turned me all the way off because before then she was talking how she want to be taken serious and been celibate for like a year or something like that, long story short these thots be preaching that BS about, Not first date or that we should take it slow are the ones who been ran thru etc. So knew I never wanted to link with her again so took her to this spot called Benny burrito and order like 3 drinks and a meal so the bill could be $120 plus and had her paid then after just left her and never spoke to her again. #PettyGang
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LMFAO
 
Met this joint online. Cute joint nice eyes. Exchange numbers and all that. We hang out in the city. It was iiight. Then towards the end of the date shes talking about wanting to smash. So im like bet im wit it. We go and hit up the telly. I start finger poppin. She tops me off then swallows. I take a break to recharge then start going to work. I had her on her stomach and went at her that way. Bruh I could smell her a hole. Like I could smell the **** man. Jesus Christ it was the most foulest thing i ever experienced during all my sexual encounters. It honestly turned me off a lot. I got limp after that and couldn't even continue knocking it down
 
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