The Invincible Thread

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Sup fellas,

General Luck will bring us to the promise land. :pimp:

Dearest Abigail,

Our campaign has come to end, and I shall be home soon, weary and bloodied but alive. That is the best news I can offer. It is nothing to take for granted even amid the weight of such disappointment and sadness.

We are defeated but not broken.

Salute these brave lads. Limp and lame, we will march through the gates of the city with heads held high. Nothing I might say in tribute to these boys can adequately express how proud I am of each man and our collective effort.

Misery engulfs both sides when the rain falls like it did on the field this day, making purchase difficult for both the boots and hands. In marches another opposing column most foul, dysentery and the consumption. It is hard to fight indeed when a man is leaking from both ends. The New Englanders are most accustomed to the weather in this miserable cold marshes that seem forever dampened by the elements.

One of these so-called Patriots was most unforgettable. My counterpart, a wily veteran called Touchdown Tom by his men, was magnificent. He commands a formation with the will of Zeus.

Coming into the fight we had been warned and prepared accordingly to stop the Pole -- grotesque but friendly, his smile conceals the instinct of a killer. Such power in his hips! He oft leads with his old Nebuchadnezzar, and oh, how the lasses 'round these parts speak of him. Our defenses were able to contain him better than most, but no wall can withstand such a relentless barrage.

After hostilities ended, we retired to our quarters where we received a most unusual visit from the Hon. Mr. Irsay. Such a strange case he is, from the rather queer patterns on his shirts (made in Los Angeles of all places by one Edward Hardy, Esq.) to the unusual staccato of his voice. Tears filled his eyes and he wobbled his way onto a stool to deliver a garbled message to the lads.

Try as I might, I cannot recount what Mr. Irsay said because I'm afraid the men and I were unable to interpret most of it. We fear he may have broken into the laudanum well before the battle concluded. He later disappeared with an odd twinkle in his eye. One of the adjuncts later claimed to have heard him sobbing whilst in consort with a dollymop that followed our cavalcade to this place.

The Alabaman deserted us. We hadn't plans for using him, even with our ranks desperate for reinforcements. He might find the stockade a more welcoming place the humble streets of Indianapolis once news of this travels. And my men shant let him forget.

War does strange things to a man. I fear that my language was not very becoming of a gentleman. Heated moments, innumerable hits and enemies bent on destroying us accrue with a weight too heavy even for Atlas himself. And we are but men. We are still quick to acknowledge the humanity of our enemies with a well-placed pat on the fanny and the occasional complement on their fine work sacking me.

I did receive a promotion for our efforts on this trip. But another star cannot console the pain of such loss. I am unable to turn it down, lest I resign my commission entirely, so I begrudgingly accepted it.

What I struggle with most is the fact that many of our own men will not make the trip home with us. Many more will not muster with this brigade when next we gather arms. I shall never forget them for as long as I live.

With my deepest, fondest sentiment,

Maj. Gen. Andrew Luck
 
In for the new NFL season. 
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In for the Color Rush jerseys. 
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Damn dude is quick with it. Lmao

Here's to washing you guys in the playoffs. Cheers :pimp:
 
Brandon Marshall: I Don’t Know What’s Going On With Fitz, It’s Scary

He joined Michael Rapaport’s “I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST” part of CBS Radio’s Play.it podcast network over the weekend to discuss his quarterback and more.

On the topic of Fitzpatrick, Marshall said that he hasn’t heard from him recently which is scary.

“I try to give support to the player, to Fitz, to Big Mo’, understanding what they’re going through because I’ve been through it.

I don’t know what’s going on. To be honest, me and Fitz talk everyday, all the time, but I texted him the last two weeks three times and there’s no response. The only thing that he can do to make this right is to say he was on vacation, I was out of the country. It’s not like him. It’s scaring me right now. It’s scaring me that my guy hasn’t texted me back.”
 
Chill man :lol:
A minor lapse in judgment and focus.

But with the L Brady just took my jimmies remain unrustled.

Thank you federal govt and God bless Roger Goodell.
 
I hope Fitz sticks to his guns. Jets should be ashamed lowballing him like so...

Especially being one of the teams considered only "a qb away"..

He was far and away the best qb the jets had in a while...he gets production outta the offensive weapons, and most importantly, he's produced and he gets Chan galeys system...

I know y'all jets fans are hoping he caves and y'all get him at a discount, but you might as well kiss the baby is Geno trots out week 1 cause I don't see 10 wins outta him.

Fitz or bust at this point and he gets that. Nobody else on the roster gives the jets a chance to compete imo. This is the rare occasion where the player holds all the cards, Fitz is doing very well in not showing his hand.
 
i hope both the Jets AND Fitz stick to their guns. no one give in :pimp:

#GenoEra
 
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Jets can still offer Fitz a 1-year deal after this Mo Wilk extension. That's probably the only realistic end point to to this standoff.
 
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I hope Fitz sticks to his guns. Jets should be ashamed lowballing him like so...

Especially being one of the teams considered only "a qb away"..

He was far and away the best qb the jets had in a while...he gets production outta the offensive weapons, and most importantly, he's produced and he gets Chan galeys system...

I know y'all jets fans are hoping he caves and y'all get him at a discount, but you might as well kiss the baby is Geno trots out week 1 cause I don't see 10 wins outta him.

Fitz or bust at this point and he gets that. Nobody else on the roster gives the jets a chance to compete imo. This is the rare occasion where the player holds all the cards, Fitz is doing very well in not showing his hand.
PREACH. Amen.

I've been saying it all offseason. Fitz gets major props from me for sticking to his guns and not accepting those weak *** lowball offers they tried on him at the start of negotiations.

I support his stance on this 100%. Jets management should've had the foresight to lock up the MOST IMPORTANT POSITION IN ALL 4 MAJOR SPORTS for a team ready to win right now. If this is considered a "distraction" at this point, its their own damn fault.

I hope you get ya fair market value money, pleighboi.
 
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