Random rants thread vol.everyday things that bug you "first world problems"

- I go in a stall and see dookie on the rim of the seat and under it. What kinda explosive diarrhea are these guys doing. How did it even get there
At my job some dude had dookie all over the wall. :x Most disgusting thing i've ever seen in a bathroom. Custodian told a supervisor and they walked him out that day.
 
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Me - Let me get a (insert drink here) with no ice...


them - hands you a drink with ice filled to the brim.

This reminds me of when i go to a restaurant and majority of the items have bacon (i dont eat pork). So ill order something and specifically ask no bacon. Yet it somehow manages to come back with bacon on it. Then when i say something about it, its my fault because they didnt hear me FOH. Or they take it to the back and just take it off and bring the same sandwich back smh naw go head make me a new one WITHOUT bacon like i originally asked.
 
NTers with ADD that don't read 1 long post and complain just as equally about it as they do about several short ones

Just messin with ya my man. :lol: No need to throw names out there

This reminds me of when i go to a restaurant and majority of the items have bacon (i dont eat pork). So ill order something and specifically ask no bacon. Yet it somehow manages to come back with bacon on it. Then when i say something about it, its my fault because they didnt hear me FOH. Or they take it to the back and just take it off and bring the same sandwich back smh naw go head make me a new one WITHOUT bacon like i originally asked.

Bro me and my wife dont eat bacon either and i remember one day she was already having a bad day and hungry and when she asked for no bacon joint came out with bacon on it and boy did she show out. Waiter took it off and brought the same plate, She told them i dont want the bacon or the grease from the bacon on my meal and said forget it and we bounced :lol:
 
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Anytime you tell somebody in the south you don't eat pork they look at you as if you have 5 heads 
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Theres something wrong wit you if youndont eat pork. Yeah its a dirty animal but its good. Cant wait to cook this whole pig later this year.
 
That would be tantamount to having directions in your bag and instead of taking them out you ask someone.

A lot of times when someone asks me where something is I don't know. Why? This is because I don't have to know, google can know.

You're just being an ***.

Do you never ask questions that can be answered by doing a Google search on your smart phone?
 
When people put your name in a text message like they're are writing a letter to you.. I've never understood that..
 
women that wanna talk that suck my **** nonsense, or some "she made me weak when she deep throat". the **** is the she deep throating, you a chick?
no chicks deserve nor will get props for deep throating no damn plastic dildo.
goes extra for this bs lazy *** cam models that charge for that nonsense.
**** out here b.
 
When people aren't paying attention to what you're saying and they'll totally butchered the conversation by talking about something else hoping that what you were talking about..

I'm notorious to not paying attention to a conversation.. but I'll at least tell that person.. "Sorry, I didnt hear what you said?"
 
Cant stand people that drag feet. You drag your feet, your lettin me know your a lazy filthy human.
 
When people stare at you when you're laughing..

Some old lady was mean mugging me when I laughed right now.. :rofl:
 
When people stare at you when you're laughing..

Some old lady was mean mugging me when I laughed right now.. :rofl:

Old ladies are the worst. Always nosey af. My old neighbor was an old lady (i live in an apt). She complained to the landlord that when me and my pops gon on the balcony to smoke our cigarettes we intentionally blow the smoke towarda her. Are you serious? :lol: theres 4 bedroom windows between my balcony and yours plus theres a thing called wind.
 
People who post stories on Snapchat of them lip syncing to songs. I don't know why this upsets me so much, but it does! :lol: Seriously stopped talking to a girl I was trying to smash because she kept posting these damn videos 4-5x a day
 
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Going into a bathroom stall at work only to find that the last person who was in there did not flush their turd. What kind of adult are you that you don't have the decency to flush after taking a ****?


Like the above example, all the things that grind my gear can be classified under "inconsideration." I absolutely loathe people who are inconsiderate in their actions to their fellow man and/or society in general.





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This but also a few other things


-Mofos don't know how to courtesy flush. Like brah, you drop one then flush. You can't be spending 15 minutes in the toilet and not flush once throughout the entire thing. The place always be stinking and this is in a nice office building

- I go in a stall and see dookie on the rim of the seat and under it. What kinda explosive diarrhea are these guys doing. How did it even get there


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When people count money behind me after I just counted it out and handed it to them...

Like ***** did you not just see and hear me counting **** out before I handed it to you? Where's the trust and respect. Do I look ******ed to you? Trick question.lol.
 
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When people count money behind me after I just counted it out and handed it to them...

Like ***** did you not just see and hear me counting **** out before I handed it to you? Where's the trust and respect. Do I look ******ed to you? Trick question.lol.
If you're taking about like at a store to the cashier, I'll always count behind the customer, even if you did count in front of me. Ain't having my drawer short because of you :lol:
 
People that love negativity.

A: This woody Allen movie is great
B: Woody Allen? Didn't he date his stepdaughter

A: Phelps gotta be the goat Olympian
B: he's on roids. 100%.

Man shut up and stop trying to make everything into a huge social issue.
 
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