Flying Cockroaches bruh (Vol. I didn't know they existed)

Seen flyin roaches my whole life. They make the biggest gangsta you know run.



Them lil ************* tho are the worse. My house stay clean tho.
 
smashed a huge one with a broom yesterday and showed my gf. she 
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 me and was like "ive seen bigger"
 
Never heard of a house centipede. My house aint got those.
 
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AgentOrange said:
You dont understand how these roaches work. If you see one in the crib it could mean theres a whole pack in the crib. Mice cant crawl on walls and get into as much **** as roaches do.

If you have to pick a nuisance to deal with, most people would take mice
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I moved from the east coast to Houston, TX. I barely ever see roaches when I was or go out east but out here in Texas? Its ridiculous with the "tree roaches" or whatever these are that come from outside in the woods and such.

As for those German roaches that come in packs and run when they see lights. If you have those in your crib thats a BIG problem that means they are all up in your walls and such breeding.At least with these tree or flying roaches here you'll see one come up your drainage system and kill it and be good.

:lol: i wish these things never existed
 
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Roaches been here since dinosaurs. They here for good. 
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Makes no sense why I can't spray the outside of my house and repel em forever. Scientists need to get on it.
 
babyface34 said:
You haven't been traumatized until you wake up from a nap with a huge jet black Texas flying cockroach scaling your bedroom wall with the most confident swagger you've ever seen, knowing full well that you will not dare attempt to end its life, let alone threaten it. The lights were on. I walked away from that encounter not only shaken to my core, but with a newfound "respect" for that brolic mofo. I despise the state of Texas on that reason alone.
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some says he still sleeps on the couch while the roach is chillin on his bed all day.
 
In the subway station a big cockroach ended up on my head out of nowhere one time, never knew why until now :smh: :lol:
 
Flick the lights on in the bathroom and try and stomp on as many as u can before they scatter.

But on the real bed bugs have me more shook than roaches. At least u can see roaches. Them bed bugs **** up ur whole life. Between bites and having to toss out all furniture and clothing.
 
ahat20 said:
Flick the lights on in the bathroom and try and stomp on as many as u can before they scatter.

But on the real bed bugs have me more shook than roaches. At least u can see roaches. Them bed bugs **** up ur whole life. Between bites and having to toss out all furniture and clothing.
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Don't listen to this man. You're best best is to get em in the dark. Once that light hit they gone. And if you gotta stomp more than one roach at a time, consider moving on the real.
 
Lived in the West Indies doing a medical mission for a year,

Lived in an apartment complex that was infested with cockroaches...one night I went to go get a drink of water and hang out on my porch... saw a cockroach crawl up next to me. Went to grab the raid...sprayed half the can on him before I thought I killed it. Went up to him to dispose of the corpse, that son of a ***** became angry got up and started flying at me. Ran into my bedroom shut the door and heard that thing flying around my kitchen/living room the rest of the night.

I climbed out my bedroom window to get to the hospital the next day. I avoided my living room for about two days and continued to climb in and out of my bed room window to get into my place. 
 
Derrtay said:
 
Lived in the West Indies doing a medical mission for a year,

Lived in an apartment complex that was infested with cockroaches...one night I went to go get a drink of water and hang out on my porch... saw a cockroach crawl up next to me. Went to grab the raid...sprayed half the can on him before I thought I killed it. Went up to him to dispose of the corpse, that son of a ***** became angry got up and started flying at me. Ran into my bedroom shut the door and heard that thing flying around my kitchen/living room the rest of the night.

I climbed out my bedroom window to get to the hospital the next day. I avoided my living room for about two days and continued to climb in and out of my bed room window to get into my place. 
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Bruh lived out an action scene straight out of the movies. Had a fight with the villain, thought he killed em and turned his back, and roach came back for revenge.
 
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tay1 said:
Bruh lived out an action scene straight out of the movies. Had a fight with the villain, thought he killed em and turned his back, and roach came back for revenge.
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:lol: roach hit em wit possum tactics
 
Yall don't know true horror until you open a box of Frosted Flakes for a late night snack and AT LEAST 4 roaches crawl STRAIGHT UP YOUR ARM

**** had me doing the Elephant Man Willie Bounce

And the sound that came out my mouth was something like EEEH UHH EEEHH EEEH YEHAGGHHHHH
 
tay1 said:
Roaches been here since dinosaurs. They here for good. :smh:

Makes no sense why I can't spray the outside of my house and repel em forever. Scientists need to get on it.
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:smh: its crazy man. They always find a way. I have learned they find a way up the drainage system so now before I sleep I just block the sink and tub. Even the damn hole that doesnt let your sink overflow.

Never forget the time in the morning I go to take a shower and see a Big Texas one squirming on its back in my shower. Thats when I knew :x :smh:
 
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Yall don't know true horror until you open a box of Frosted Flakes for a late night snack and AT LEAST 4 roaches crawl STRAIGHT UP YOUR ARM

**** had me doing the Elephant Man Willie Bounce

And the sound that came out my mouth was something like EEEH UHH EEEHH EEEH YEHAGGHHHHH
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Bruh clean ya cabinet.
 
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