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saw this on facebook earlier, dude had a wwe shirt on...
How should fapping on the subway be dealt with?
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I wish there was someone like her on every train. How the hell did the people sitting next to him not move? I guess they really wanted to sit down. I can't sit next to anyone fapping and be next to the splash zone.
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yuck. you need that loud woman every once in a while
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Real talk ninja is this common tho? I hate public transportation n never been up there ...one of the main reasons is I wanna drive round but I know I can't ...shorty did a good thing but she was extra so she probly woulda got smacked in my cityThis ain't common in ny
Break dancing dudes in the train and Mexican Sombrero guys are
actually home slice, this is actually very common in da subways...ask any 7 or up rated broad that takes da train...9/10 times they'll tell u someone whipped it out on em at least once.
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She shoulda just told him to beat it...
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Dude obviously has problems. I thought it was funny how she used foul language throughout but then says penis
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He's mentally challenged.
You can tell. And some them guys just start waxing their beef every and any where.
Plus WWE.
You can tell. And some them guys just start waxing their beef every and any where.
Plus WWE.
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Unless the person next to you is ******** themselves you don't just give up that seat when your far from your stop.
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Some **** you would never see on BART and we have more than our fair share of those in need of mental help.
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fathers,raise your sons...even if they are challenged.
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Would y'all rather have that one stinky *** dude on the train ( the one that just smells up the whole car and no matter what you do you just can't breath comfortably)
Or a Discreet fapper???
Or a Discreet fapper???
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Discreet fapper.
I've tried to wait it out in a stinky car with a homeless dude who was sitting all the way at the other end. It was still a struggle :x
I've tried to wait it out in a stinky car with a homeless dude who was sitting all the way at the other end. It was still a struggle :x
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Never seen a fapper on the train thankfully. I did see a jamaican dude once blasting reggae on his phone and smoking a cigarette while his shorty was giving him a dutty wine
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This ain't common in ny
Break dancing dudes in the train and Mexican Sombrero guys are
lol i can't stand those kids. blasting that nonsense tryin to work a pole for $1. i sound like a grandpa but they need to miss me and the rest of the E train wit all dat SHOWTIME. keep it on da platform. aint nobody got time for that.
as for meat rubbin creeps on the subway...its common enough. you are more likely to see other stuff like...the showtime boys, or (sometimes awesome) musical performances. but pervs are out there. of course, women notice way more since a lot of said stroking is directed at them. word to chappelle, a woman was shot last year on the train...and not with a gun ya dig?
lady handled it the right way. not sure if outright violence in front of the kid would be the move, but she threated to beat fire out of dude unless he left the train. he got extra shook and left at the next stop. if she came at him wit da hands, kids would've been there crying and scared watching a dude get his face tuned up. she got em on cam, got em shook, got em to leave. situation resolved.
any dude who think its cool to beat meat on the train...especially in rush hour (cuz **** always seems to happen when most of NY got places to go)...deserves to get falcon punched in the nuts.
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The performers that try to shame you for ignoring them are the worst. Won't shut the **** up.
I'm not tryna hear your weak routine *****, Dilla is just a little better than you. Just a little.
I'm not tryna hear your weak routine *****, Dilla is just a little better than you. Just a little.
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Discrete fapper. That smell is unbearable.
Especially when you drunk or just got off of work and see a empty cart but don't see no homeless people through the window because they laid out on the seats like it's a California king
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I swear if I knew exactly what time those showtime jabronis are going to be on the train I'd love to put baby oil all over the poles and watch them fall on their faces when they try their little failed b grade you got served routine.
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This thread has potential. Subway stories.
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This thread has potential. Subway stories.
I got one my pops told me from back in the days
.He said he had just come from a job interview and he was wearing a suit. Hes sitting in one of those seats like how the fapper in the op video was sitting. There was a dude to his left thats facing him. He said as the trains moving along this guy kept sway side to side and back and forth. He looks at dude and realizes "man this guys ****** up". The next stop my pops gets up and stands a lil ways down. Meanwhile this lady gets on the train that stop and sees the vacant seat so she sits down. As soon as the train starts moving again this dude throws up all over that poor lady.
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I got one my pops told me from back in the days
He said he had just come from a job interview and he was wearing a suit. Hes sitting in one of those seats like how the fapper in the op video was sitting. There was a dude to his left thats facing him. He said as the trains moving along this guy kept sway side to side and back and forth. He looks at dude and realizes "man this guys ****** up". The next stop my pops gets up and stands a lil ways down. Meanwhile this lady gets on the train that stop and sees the vacant seat so she sits down. As soon as the train starts moving again this dude throws up all over that poor lady.
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This thread has potential. Subway stories.
I got one my pops told me from back in the days
He said he had just come from a job interview and he was wearing a suit. Hes sitting in one of those seats like how the fapper in the op video was sitting. There was a dude to his left thats facing him. He said as the trains moving along this guy kept sway side to side and back and forth. He looks at dude and realizes "man this guys ****** up". The next stop my pops gets up and stands a lil ways down. Meanwhile this lady gets on the train that stop and sees the vacant seat so she sits down. As soon as the train starts moving again this dude throws up all over that poor lady.
